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Can whitey even compete with Chinese master race? ",)
>>29613533
found this specimen on /soc
>>29614593
You on the right
silly white cucks
If all human life was wiped out somehow, except for you, and the world was exactly how it is now (minus the people):
>what would you do?
>How long do you think you'd last before you offed yourself?
>describe you average day
it wouldn't change much from today.
>>29613495
I'd probably have a lot more fun. Instead of being a soul-crushing drudgery of debt slavery, life would suddenly become an exciting game of survival, adventure and exploration.
I would probably live at the top of a fancy hotel and live off of canned food until I died. I don't have any friends and I rarely go outside so I wouldn't really notice the lack of people
Who /faps to traps and trannies on a daily basis/ here?
I always thought this was a meme but now i realise that you guys are just closet faggots
>>29613464
The two are not incompatible. It is a meme, and trap lovers are closet faggots.
>>29613449
Who cares?
Do you think you're a special snowflake?
>tfw you will never lead Anzu out into the wilderness, force her to suck your cock, rape her violently, beat her unconscious and then finish her off by repeatedly stamping on her head
Why even live?
Anzu's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
I need to be original
I as well do know of this feeling.
are any other robots tetris gods?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwEcB4A491Y
>>29613231
>taking more than 500ms to place your piece
lol
>>29613352
the vid is clearly slowed down by 2.5x
i hate when black people pretend they're good at something and act all cocky
INTP here, should I just kill myself?
What's yours?
INTP reporting in. Been thinking about suicide a lot today.
INTP too
INTP here trying to kill myself
Why is rape even illegal & considered such a big deal? People act like it's on par with murder. There's literally good men in jail for 20+ years just because they wanted a quick minute orgasm.
It's just a penis, women need to get the fuck over it.
Hey bro gimme yo address so I can come over knock you out and fist your ass until it tears
>>29612911
Pretty sure you're trolling but there is a point to be made
>Rape is seen as worse than murder to most people
>Definition of rape is so loose that a man having sex with a drunk (but consenting) woman is considered rape to many
>People act like it's equal opportunity but women hardly ever get persecuted for rape compared to men
>The many cases of women lying about rape get glossed over/ ignored and people still believe we have a culture that condones rape
>>29612911
that pic is going to make me cum buckets
bless you and your dubs OP
Who /poor/ here ?
>tfw eating a shitty steak for lunch is the highlight of your day
>tfw you can't even afford steak anymore and you have to eat eggs
least you can POO IN LOO
I've never had steak in my life and I'm 30 years old.
>>29612825
>steak
Not that bad. I'm eating rice and canned food for 2 weeks in a row. I buy cheapest clothes from second hand shops. Fuck, if you live in 1st world country you cant be robot.
Fembots, what does your butt smell like?
probably like shit
t.virgin
>>29612814
how are you supposed to smell your butt?
What do your pits smell like, female users?
join us fgt
reeecraft.mchost.pro
>>29612860
Wew, how many people are there?bump
>>29613562
Wow fuck, meant to reply to this OP.
This is fucking embarassing
*HARDEST EVER CHALLENEGE* TRY NOT TO LAUGH!!!! (IMPOSSIBLE)!!!!!!!!
THIS BRAND NEW FLASHLIGHT MADE BY THE MILITARY IS THE BRIGHTEST YET
Kissing Prank Gone SEXUAL Kissing SEXY Boys Kissing Strangers
This ROBOTIC sonofabitch just got TOP PLAYER DAMAGE and_basically, you'll never get PLAY OF THE GAME.
http://www.free-iqtest.net/iq.aspFIGHT ME
>>29612527
Take 20-30 points off and you have your actual IQ. Or take http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf and report back.
>>29612837
My random online test is better than your random online test
>>29612837
>http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swfI
I ain't gon do the other one, but I scored 130 in that one
ITT post poverty dinners
2 meals in one, two metal utensils, and a camera to take the picture of the food with?
slow down there mr fancy pants instagram man, thought you said poverty meals
This actually seems pretty delicious
>>29612460
POST A PICTURE OF THE OUTSIDE OF THAT POWL RIGHT NOW
What's it like, m8s? I'm thinking of becoming a phone operator from home. How is it? How easy is it to get a job like this? Are there better work from home jobs available to a NEET?
there's not really a lot you can do if you're an unskilled NEET. The phone operator meme is a lie. The transcript meme is a lie.
Just work at the office, m8. It'll be good for you to get out of the house and face your social anxiety every day.
It doesn't exist m8. It just doesn't. If you can't work at the office try to go on NEETbux.
>mentioned all over the place on 4chan
>mentioned quite a bit on reddit
>influenced h3h3
>only 50,000 subs
Explain this shit, fa.m
>>29612333
MDE are more experimental it seems. Some of their stuff is good, but the other stuff is just a flat miss. h3h3 uses a constant formula that appeals to a wider audience.
fuck off sammy
>>29612363
he's right about goon twitter being dogshit but the only reason he's right about it is that he's jealous and wishes it was him
once again, only 4chan autist-degenerate culture manages to be anything but terrible
