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So, the /pol/friends have (((shoah echoes))).
I suggest we boyim make our own signal for womanshit/normieshit: {{{vagina braces}}}.
This will allow us to signal without resorting to clumsy synecdoches ("tumblrshit") and awkward allusions ("um omg really!?").
So, what do you think? Autistic enough, or does it need improvements?
Also, {} kind of looks like a pussy.
>>29612573
>Chad {{{Thundercock}}}
WE HAVE A NORMIE OVER HERE
>>29612573
hey op do you watch gundam?
Mega Millions is now at $435 million dollars, did you buy your ticket
>>29612530
>I won't ever be in an accident when using my phone
>better buy some tickets you never know
Normies everyone
>>29612549
NEET who's never driven detected
The latter is based on luck, and the former is complete skill and coordination.
>>29612591
I don't live in the US and I am young so I have no need for a car
>actually using NEET as an insult on /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I saw a thread a month ago or so where someone said he was pretending to be Christian to get virgin GF.
I tried it myself and I now have a virgin GF, but I'm feeling pretty bad that I'm lying to her face. Is it possible for me to convert myself and turn this lie into truth? Will it make this wrong into a right?
I really wanted a virgin gf, but now I feel like a dick.
It's easy as shit to be a christian, just thinking you are one is enough
>virgin gf
You cucked yourself. Now you have a gf who won't have sex with you.
>>29612612
How did I cuck myself? I like virgin girls, and it's my choice when we have sex. You are underestimating the options a Christian girl has if she wants christian BF, she's only got losers.
I never had problem getting GF, I had a problem FINDING virgin girl.
Kek, you stupid femanons are just jealous and think everyone is a loser if they want virgin.
time to get urself a clueless qt mail order bride
the question is: Eastern Europe/Russian Wafius, or asian beauties
>>29612471
>tfw just wanted to do interpals to make friends
>tfw gross asians and arabs using google translate to have sex because they don't realize I'm a man or something (I'm very masculine)
>tfw old white men that want to fuck my boipucci
>tfw everyone on the forums is an antifa-level ultra liberal who thinks it's racist to not fuck black girls
Is that even a question? Slavic women are the best women, and that is an objective fact. Especially Russian women.
>tfw the /ap/ threads died out on here because janny kept 404'ing them and now the general is back on /int/ with the fucking normies
Reminder that if you have had a girlfriend and/or sex, you are NOT a robot and you shouldn't come here.
>>29612388
but im 29 and havnt touched a girl since i was a teenager even though i did sex then. i think ive been a loser for enough years.
but don't you want to know about my sexual experiences? I truly think it could help you self-actualise
>>29612419
Then you are a cyborg or a failed normie.
>She suddenly stops replying....
b-but everything was going so well.
same here why did she come into my life if she was going to stop replying?
>>29612385
>>29612448
You guys played it safe and didn't start with the innuendos after the first 10 messages.
She's moved on to someone more interesting and exciting. You had your chance, learn from your experience.
she messages you back after several weeks of nothing!!!
hastily double click the inbox, your mind darts back & forth pondering of what she could've been holding back all this time and why she was gone.
Page loads.
>....k, bye.
what the fuck, lads.
>visting sister and brother in law for 4th of July
>3 year old niece is going around giving everyone kisses
>she gets to me
>Chad brother in law yells DON'T YOU TOUCH HER
>sister glares at me even though we were best friends until she got normie friends in high school
Why is this happening?
>>29612287
Either you're a registered sex offender or your brother in law is mentally unstable.
>>29612304
Being a registered sex offender would be a cruel fate for a virgin.
>>29612287
why do they think youre a pedophile anon? stand up for yourself or leave, youre obviously not wanted there.
Why don't you get an invisible girlfriend, robots?
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/
So I'm guessing there's a trial period, and then you have to pay for it?
Because I don't want to delude myself or fool my parents, I'd get a waifu if it came down to that
>Tfw no Spanish speaking invisible gf
are the polish "robots" the most pathetic in the slav clan?
>clearly from poland, even the name and photo locations are from poland
>pretend that you arent from it talking to a polish girl in english
>>29612205
Wrong board, my friend.>>>/soc/
>minete
Fucking hell my language is so great sometimes
>>29612205
No girl wants a Polish guy, why are you surprised?
>tries too hard to be an individual (unnatural hair color, bizarre fashion, general "I'm not like the other girls" attitude, etc)
>Uses normie social media to post photos of self
>Pursuing any sort of art degree
>Tumblrina
>Overly nice/polite
>Doesn't read
>Brags about reading
>Doesn't do light drugs/drink
>Does drugs/drinks too much
>Disgusted by porn, doesn't masturbate
Those aren't red flags, those are just your personal preferences.
>overly nice/polite
>doesn't do light drugs
so you want an asshole who smokes weed all day?
>>29612251
I don't see your point
my mom just caught me jerking off
what do /b/
Were you fapping to something normal
Never talk to her again
>>29612144
i doubt she saw what i was exactly jerking off to
but it that charlee chase angry milf scene
Polish people are vermin than need to be exterminated
Sorry pradesh you aren't welcome here either
>>29612172
Pradesh? I'm White English m8
>>29612127
Don't need to go that far, just ban them from cs go and I#ll be glad
Why don't you learn to draw, then you can make your own girlfriend and have her do whatever you want
I wanna learn to draw so I can make money and live NEET life
>>29612374
Why do furfags have so much money
>>29612458
Because they're rich and successful people with a dark, repressed secret. Their own self loathing probably drives them to attain material wealth as compensation.
The whole ''CEO pays Dominatrix to get pissed/shat on'' meme is well founded in reality
who /i hate my parents/ here?
explainy yourself
my parents were overprotective, they didn't let me have social life, now im a kissless virgin, i havent left my house for months and my mom will kick me out of house and i will become homeless
me,they pretty much let me do whatever the fuck I wanted as a stupid teenager now that im older I have fucked up teeth,stretch marks from being fat,social anxiety from being a shut in,they never once talked to me about the importance of taking care of your self,I am now paying for it by being a 25year old kissless virgin
>>29612084
my mother was 19 when she had me, too young to know anything. put me on ridilan and always insisted she'll run away someday. put me in front of stimuatlitng things to keep me out of her hair. llke video games and TV. people don't seem to understand that kids are impressible and grow up with their surroundings in mind. I'm not saying I'm pathetic, but she's a real bitch and I hate her. the last time I saw her she kept talking about suicide and I told her I wouldn't miss her. she thought her sisters would, but I had to quickly remind her that they are Jahova witnesses. she's so fucking stupid. bless my fathers heart for trying to get me to work on cars, I would ignore that bitch if I could go back in time. Women don't make good parent.
I'm out of the edgy phase where I hate my parents, but I'm still pretty detached from them in general.
Neither of them should've been parents to begin with. They both came from shitty lower class alcoholic and anti-social households and had their first child (my brother) at 18. Then they proceeded to have me 6 years later, still out of wedlock, mind you. And even despite trying their best to break the conditioning set by their own parents, they failed us by not fucking parenting us at all. They weren't overprotective; they weren't protective at all. They couldn't find that middle ground between authoritative and neglectful parenting.
Do you hope your kid(s) will turn out like you?
>>29612075
>kids
>/r9k/
lmbo
>>29612075
physically, yes.
socially and emotionally no.
>>29612088
*grabs dick* ...back the fuck off!?
