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So I started talking to this girl and got her number.
>Have stupid panic attacks throughout the day wondering if what I texted her was wrong in any way
>Can't sleep now due to extreme paranoia, anxiety, and depression
>Thinking of cutting off all contact
Why do I even bother. Anyone else can relate?
The ride never ends, friend. If you cut all contact, you'll feel bad too because you will never know.
>>29608847
gets better with practice
No, I have never had panic attacks from talking to a girl (via text nonetheless, not even in person?). Your thoughts on"cutting off all contact" are silly. You will never evolve, if you don't push past those irrational feelings.
share childhood stories that broke you
>be 13
>never had any friends
>get bullied at school every day because ugly, bad case of acne, no meds ever fixed me and dermatologist couldnt fix me either
>got used to it and coped with being a loner
>always be friendly and just smile when someone makes fun of me
>mom and dad were always really sad that i never had any friends over or was invited anywhere
>mom slowly withering away from cancer in hospital, visit her every day after school stay by her bedside until night, telling her fake stories about how much fun i had at school with my friends
>one day everybody started being nice to me
>dont understand but just go along
>girl i had the biggest crush on since years walks up to me at the playground
>"hey anon my bday is next friday was wondering if u would like to come"
>cant believe it
>"oh...yes...yes...thank you"
>my heart races
>start daydreaming
>might this be the day when everything starts turning around?
>cant be happier
>litrally never been happier about anything in my life, im 25 now
>dad picks me up like always after school
>he's crying, trying to hide it
>never seen my dad cry before
>im very confused but dont know how to react
>tell him about how i got invited to a girls birthday party
>he hugs me and tells me how happy he is and that my mom would have loved to hear that
>tells me that mom passed away during the night
>dont understand
>does not feel real
>we talk about school the rest of the drive home
>am only focusing on this bday now
>grab all my saved up pocketmoney
>dad drives me to mall
>pick out a silver necklace, almost costs everything i have
>so god damn happy she is going to love this
>school time passes really fast because i am imagining all the cool stuff we gonna do
cont
>>29608831
>she walks up to me the day before with a little card that has the directions to it, bday party is at mini golf place bit far outside of town
>super psyched
>finally friday
>dad driving me there, we are having a lot of fun in the car, i can feel how relieved and joyful he is that i am finally doing something other than vidya and tv alone in my room
>drops me off
>tells me to have lots of fun and give him all the details later, he can't wait to hear about it
>walk up to the entrance
>show the employee person at the gate this birthday card invitation
>"sorry kid there's no birthday parties here today"
>throat dries up, hurts to swallow
>feel extremely nauseous and some emotion i cant put my finger on
>completely die on the inside
>realise it was all some elaborate scheme to humiliate me
>try my hardest not to cry
>suppressing my tears as hard as i can
>start walking home slowly
>stop at a sort of party store on the way, buy a little funny bday hat and some candy and stuff
>sit on a bench at the park for 3 hours
>go home
>tell dad the girls dad drove me home after the party ended
>show him the stuff i bought tell him i got it from there
>make up stories about all the fun we had, tell him she gave me a kiss on the cheek
>dad cries out of happiness as he hugs me
>go to my room
>realise my mom had really actually died
>mom is not coming back
The saddest greentext I've ever read .
>>29609356
Cant tell if thats a good thing or not
![13512184_291031041244358_1980898571457499151_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cfO3NEz.jpg "13512184 291031041244358 1980898571457499151 n[1]")
WTF GUYS?
Why some girls don't shave the belly button?
It's disgusting!
True. My last girlfriend had too much hair there and everytime we fucked I felt like wanted to puke. I couldn't convince her to shave it.
>>29608771
>I couldn't convince her to shave it
Hello nu-male
>>29608771
She looks disgustingly hungry
What do robots think if you read/hear the sentence "Sex is overrated"?
I agree, sex isn't what I want
>>29608768
it is once you bust a nut
Love is not overrated though
i want to have original sex
>"Shizune waves hands"
>"....."
>>29608712
>"stranger" .......................................
>"stranger" .......................................
>"stranger".........................................
>"stranger" We'll bang okay?
>>29608712
the thread gets trashed
>>29608736
your face gets trashed you pizza faced fatty trap fucking faggot
>Tell girl i was talking with for a couple weeks i met a girl online who sent me her number and skype and wanted to meet, and only lives half an hour away but didn't pursuit it
>stopped responding to me right after that
what did i do wrong?
she knows she cant control you with her pussy
2 things wrong. you didn't pursue it, and you told the other girl.
>>29608648
what's so bad about telling a girl that?
>have been browsing r9k forever
>STILL no autistic robot bf to play videogames with and cuddle up against
What am I doing wrong? How do I get one?
>>29608550
Have you tried other places beside /r9k/?
Tbh here you're not going to be taken srly because "fembot" and Normie's ruining this board
You should have tried harder earlier...
Which type of videogames?
>>29608550
you really dont want to deal with someone as autistic as me who can't understand all your social ques and will end up taking things the wrong way.
I would appreciate not being subjected to false hope.
Thank you
Look at this fucking faggot. Every time he comes into my room he makes this stupid fucking pose. I can't stand it. He thinks it's so fucking cute. Little punk.
It means he trusts you or something.
>>29608444
Nah, he just wants you to stroke his belly so he can bite you.Nice trips
>>29608474
Nah he never bites me when I rub his belly.
i'm 27 years old and i've never seen inside of a vagina. most people say "don't act desperate, girls don't like it" but the desperation seeps from with inside of me. how do you guys deal with this, i can't go much longer.
Dunno, I have the same problem. Never done anything close to romantic with a girl and in my 20's. Any girl who is talks to me I immediately latch on to as a possible partner because I'm a desperate beta faggot.
go to europe
get a whore
>>29608455
You can get a whore anywhere why go all the way to europe for one.
Scenario: each and every living person who ever smoked in their life suddenly disappear from Earth.
How does your life change?
>>29608352
>All the normies, 420niggers and vapefags are got forever
I think I'm going to cry
>>29608352
average world IQ increases by 20 points
>>29608352
>How does your life change?
I'd probably die since there would not be basic services anymore since EVERYBODY fuckin' smokes.
> no technicians
> no engineers
> no doctors
Western world would fall by the third month after the event.
anyone else feel weird for having a good memory? like I can remember some conversations that were over a year ago while others don't know something they said two days ago
yeah, when I bring up something someone said even like a week before, they seem creeped out and don't remember telling me that at all
>>29608372
that's why I usually don't bring it up, it has some befenits tho people can't fool me about old shit like how much money they owe me
bumporegane
Like the subject implies, we were really close, and now he has just been ignoring my texts and calls to hang out! I have no idea why, He got this bitch of a girlfriend during the school year who has taken him away from us. I fucking hate guys who can't make time for their friends, every fucking time we were about to hang out he was with her instead, ignoring me. He is moving in august to california, a state away. Should I just break contact with him and see if he comes back, or what?
He's not comeing back. Make new friends and move on.
Normies will always choose pussy over their friends. Just wait until she abandons him if you really care
I always choose sex over friends. Never regretted it yet. Quit being needy.
>/r9k/: the porn
>shit: the thread
his dick isn't even that big
>>29608322
>My dick is bigger that that.
Am I the only one that feels bad when the pornstar dick is small?
I always feel pity at the pornstars that have smaller dicks than me because that's like being on a lower dick tier than a virgin sperg.
can we have a good old fashioned steam friend thread?
>chat with robots
>play with robots
>list the games you play etc
404 soon fellow Stalker
shitposting general
Guess who is here for a old fashioned steam thread?
>tfw you are going to the doctor because the artery in your dick has been in significant pain for almost a week
>tfw you are very scared of surgery because you live in America where the doctors are retarded and could legally cut off the remainder of your frenulum while you are under the knife
>>29608290
>Incredible, potentially life threateningly painful inflamed artery in his PENIS
>Doesn't dare go to the Doctor because they might mutilate his genitals without consent.
America is truly the land of the free.
>>29608290
I love murica but SORT OUT YOUR FUCKING HEALTHCARE.
Some forms of MUH COMMIE SOCIALIST bogeyman are okay. Dead people can't pay taxes, you stupid fucks.
>>29608332
Do you know what the treatment for an inflamed artery is? The artery in my dick AND pelvis hurts. They are no doubt connected. I got it after masturbating frequently while resting my arm on the place where my pelvis artery is located. Also slept on my left side every night (the pelvis artery is near my left hip bone)
