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>tfw a neighbor is working on his shed
>tfw every time I open or close the window there is awkward eye contact
>tfw no one replies to your thread
B-bump
>>29611758
my computer faces the window, iktfb
close the curtains
>>29611758
>tfw you bump a thread out of pity
IF YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMALFAG AND NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD IMMEDIATELY
>mfw sightlets think they can be robots
If you are not 100% blind, you are not a robot.
>>29611729
Wouldn't blind people be sightlets because they can't see?God damn OP u dumb
I see what you meanunlike you
Let meshow you the door
This has been a realeye-opener
>>29611770
>>29611790
>they can see
>they think they belong here
>they don't realize all sightlets will burn in hell
ZOZZLE
Why can't I get a girlfriend /r9k/ ?
>>29611691
poo in da loo /10
>>29611691
You're a fat shitskin.
poo in da loo kek
Let's post some /r9k/ specific feels. I'll start us off.
>tfw no gf
>currently on the train to school to take a test i didn't study for
>stone cold sober for the first time in weeks
>3 hours sleep
>contemplating suicide
>tfw getting drunk at 11 am and playing sad songs on my guitar
>tfw no friends
Orgino
I really want to sniff and lick my bfs butt, but he's way too vanilla, so I haven't even asked him... I don't even know how to articulate such a request to him. Is it something I have to ask for, or should I just go ahead and do it when we have sex?
t.Gaybot
>>29611632
Christt, how sickening.
>>29611679
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
>"No tomatoes please"
>>29611584
>tfw no bf who likes pegging
>>29611584
"I like my meat medium rare"
"Can I get fries instead of mashed potatoes?"
If your penis is uncut and has ejaculation inside vagina without condor
You should leave /r9k/ and never return
>>29611571
no, but it is the best feeling i ever get (haven't tried hard drugs)
guess I'm staying then.
>>29611571
>Jabanese Benis
Absoloopy Disgupping
Love me, someone
>>29611513
>ugly ass armpits
no
Kill me, someone
>>29611513
You have a good heart Brandon, don't waste it with useless stuff like obsessing over random whores. Focus on something and make it good.
From the New York Times a few days ago.
>>29611414
Her name is literally Shelia "Death To White Cis Scum" Akbar.
>>29611414
Nah, there's a Western or even American bias but considering where the SAT is relevant who the fuck cares.
>>29611504
My point is less her argument than Shelia herself. It's troubling that the New York Times sees her as a credible source of information, that parents see her as an appropriate tutor.
Please don't confuse this with an ad hominem attack. Bias in the SAT is old news, so I wouldn't really be that surprised if there is gender bias. I attack her because my argument is about her.
>he was by total luck born into a life of hedonism and he mercilessly mocks and bullies those who weren't born as fortunate as he was
hmmmm...... could it be.....??
But at least Chad gets laid.
>>29611350
>total luck
>my ancestors where smart enough to build wealth
>yours where morons that probably died trying to figure out how to fix a broken radio
>im a product of those genes
>you are the product of a random act of violence
>luck
>>29611409
>le facebook generation
chad posts shit that makes it look like he's living a life of hedonism but a healthy body requires a fuck load of work and if he's anyone of the trillions of chads who aren't born extremely wealthy, then he's required and motivated to bust his balls at some job he likely is annoyed with most of the time.
the only difference functionally between chad and losers is that he makes more money and has more respect socially. everybody has their problems. even NEETs who believe they are free spend their time doing mindless chores on the computer, they may even have less time for real pleasure if they are haunted by loneliness.
>will be a 24 yo kv in 2 months
>NEET for 7 years
>haven't been with a single friend since 2009
>tfw wasted most of my adolescence and youth sitting in front of a computer screen
>the best years of my life are now behind me
Is there even any point in continuing this?
>>29611341
as 31 year old who has lived the greentext. No, it doesn't, if you continue down this path it will undoubtedly get worse, much worse.
>>29611341
>got bullied out of high school 11 years ago
>spent first 7 of those being NEET just like you with no friends
>decided to try for a change
>started loosing weight and working on my GED
>felt good to occupying your mind and being outside
>finished and fell into despair again because I didn't know what to do going forward
>picked up programming
>currently working on some simpler type games & phone apps
>it fills the void and I enjoy the problem solving
I would suggest you find something you want to do or learn to better yourself and just try to stick with it.
I myself spent the better part of the past decade just ogling the computer screen, shitposting,
playing games & watching anime and every passing day I felt like more of a failure.
The best days I have are the ones where I can go a full day just being productive, go to bed and
reflect on how much I accomplished.
>>29611384
Yeah, I'm aware.
I should have worded my post differently. When I said "continuing this", I meant continuing living.
I'm genuinely considering offing myself.
>>29612157
Thanks anon, I'm probably too retarded for something like programming though
How could any self respecting man actually marry and love a non virgin?
>>29611272
Some men are capable of empathy.
>>29611333
>Some men are capable of accepting Chad's leftovers that have spent the past 15 years being abused and creampied and are still thinking of his monster cock
>>29611403
>Some men don't have crippling self-esteem and jealousy issues
>she suddenly stops replying
why do women do that? why cant they just say they aren't interested or tell you what you did wrong?
Why cant they think of anyone but themselves?
They think that being honest with you will hurt your feelings more than if they just stop responding.
>>29611281
And these people are allowed to vote..
>>29611257
you're a man, you're supposed to do everything by yourself, a woman is not supposed to even lift a finger. that includes telling you what she doesn't like. you're supposed to magically read her mind.
if it cheers you up, eventually you just might get enough experience with this bullshit to actually be able to read their minds to certain extent
When will I get my chad status
>>29611253
When you're no longer ugly. That is, never. Ugo.
>>29611253
maybe when you stop posting gay sex ads on craigslist
>>29611253
Probably after you start weight lifting
>redditor found the /r9k/ link
Fuck reddit. As much they joke about it, they are not true robots. They're almost Chad.
>>29611460
They're mostly normies and retarded sjws to be fair
>goon escaped the gulag
>twitterfag climbed out of the k-hole
