I fucking hate my life
I tried ligature strangulation and I couldn't even fucking get that right
I can't even kill myself properly
I'm less than worthless
game cube is fucking legit though
holy shit that's an incredible cube
favourite gc game thread?
>be depressed fag
>gf is also depressed
>I handle my own shit let alone hers
>In a moment of angst and desperation I flirt with a girl in another state
>She sends ass pic
>Smugpepe.jpg
>Begin to really trust her
>Bitch to her about my gf
>Feels good to get it off my chest
>Drop...
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>>29611160
>things start getting bad
>break up with roastie
>get keked by little grill
>should I just kill myself right now??
man for the love of God pull yourself out of this! you can do so much better. and if I'm correct, if you have chat logs of her saying she's 18 you can report her :^) just don't delete anything because then you'll look sus. But seriously man you've...
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>>29611215
In a fit of panic during my acid trip I cleared all my messages
>>29611243
then you're fucked on that, but she won't really report you for being a pedo senpai, most girls are just being bitches and threatening shit
>get muted
>change ip
>>29611152
>get muted for 2 seconds
>format my SSD and reinstall windows
>>29611152
Nice to see you anon, have a seat
>>29611152
>get muted
>burn house down and everything in it, buy new computer/house with insurance money
>family dog was sick for a few days
>thought it just had the flu
>took it the vet
>it had liver cancer
>it's getting put down later
Fucking hell I can't take this
Bumps for the feels.
>>29612440
My family are all downstairs sobbing, I was enjoying being home from uni and then this happens. Fucking feels.
>>29611113
Your dog will be in a better place Op. It's only natural for the human to outlive the doge. The way I see it is when my puppers passes, I'll give all of that extra love and more to another lonely pupper that needs it. I love my doge op, and make sure your doge knows that from you in his final hours. Everything will be okay my friend.
>him eating a shake from steak n shake
That is, the delusions of grandeur and just world I once held onto, continually shatter. After they crumble, I rely on them in order to keep going. They're all I ever had.
I realised that what I wanted is unrealistic, yet also they feel so basic, built from naivety and Hollywood lies.
They feel so important to me that there's no reason to let them go.
At the core, is the desire for a life of minor stress, simplicity. Non grandeur, this part I seemed to achieve but it turned monkey paw on me. It's an easy life being a friendless loser, not even in his...
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No.
Go out and achieve the dream given to you by the blue pill.
Think about what would make you happy. Get autistic about it. Do research. Make spreadsheets. Make a fail proof plan that will get you there and stick to it.
Take that misery and use it as fuel. As motivation.
Don't worry about the time it might take to achieve your goals. That time is going to pass anyways. You can come out the other end as the person you've always wanted to be, or as the exact same person you are now. The choice is yours alone to make.
>>29611751
>>Don't worry about the time it might take to achieve your goals. That time is going to pass anyways. You can come out the other end as the person you've always wanted to be, or as the exact same person you are now. The choice is yours alone to make.
Haha yeah you could be realistic and achieve something attainable or you can work on your dream until you die like a retard obviously the second option is better.
>>29611111
Shit nigger nice quintuples
What do you think about trannies, specifically pic related.
Go away you mentally ill shell of a human
>>>/lgbt/
We have this thread every single day
"What is your opinion on me :3 ~ uu"
Just fuck off
>>29611107
Trannies are alright but that's a fucking rodent
tfw tranny ;~;
the original
#mentally fucked up woo
Is there any job out there that could get me killed almost surely? Since I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself maybe my profession could do it for me.
Hard mode: no drug gangs or anything illegal.
kamikaze pilot
>>29611102
loggers and fishers have the highest rates of accidental death. it's still pretty rare tho.
>>29611102
This day in age most (legal) jobs have too many safety measures in place for dying on the job to be a likely event
If this was 100 years ago I'd tell you to go into skyscraper construction. Nobody wore harnesses and plenty of people (especially newbies) fell off pretty easily
So is there any legit way for a robot to earn money online?
I recently went to a job open day thing and it was the fucking worst, i hated every second of it (not the actual working the people side).
I need a job i can do online from the comfort of my room. I know about them transcription jobs like Mturk but is there anytime that doesn't pay like 1p a time?
bumpy mc orginial
>>29611087
who's the grill?
please respond
So there used to be a company that would send out surveys for big-name franchises to determine marketing feedback.
If you did so many surveys per day, you earned points, and could cash those in for real money.
If I recall I made $25 over the course of a summer and didn't answer that many surveys.
If you did the math I'm sure it'd come out to you working for cents on the hour, but it's a painfully easy way to earn a little cash doing nothing but taking surveys.
Sadly, I don't remember the company since it's been years...
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Make me sad /r9k/, I want to cry.
You will never get cocoa butter kisses
>>29611057
Here you go, OP......
extra original
>>29611084
>being a scatfag
>2016
was Phil Collins a robot?
he wrote a song about his divorce cmon lad
he is a literal melon, though
>>29611038
You know that song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning, but didn't, then Phil saw it all and at a show he found him?
That's a good one
>>29611589
it's about his divorce...
>parents wants me to be a stewardess
>im a wierd shit who likes undertale and trap music
>wants to be an art student
>art students has a reputation to be a bunch of wierdos at my country
>"anon you're pretty tall and attractive you're suitable to be a stewardess"
>go to college
>classroom filled with pseudo chads and staceys
>gets bullied at first day because of my hobbies and interests
how to end my suffering 101?
>>29611033
Shut up you big faggot.
blox
>>29611033
Pick a career path that isn't full of morons.
>>29611081
I cant fampai, my parents has decided already
what if a fictional perfect girl never comes along and whisks you away from this world?
>>29611006
Opiates are the second best thing desu
Then I die alone.
>>29611006
I would kill meself.
>I prefer mature women
>>29610973
Spicy double bind, OP. I especially like your choice to pair it with a meme image and meme arrows.
>>29611119
m'ilfs
>>29610973
so long as they come in young bodies. could you imagine a girl having the wisdom and experience of a 100 year old in a youthful, fertile 22 year old's body? would impregnate, my friend.
>mfw Kristen Schaal was in the Vocaroo thread yesterday
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y9xxUAYzva
>>29610920
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y9xxUAYzva
What the fuck
That actually does sound like her kek
>>29610942
Who woulda thunk she browses /r9k/ of all places?
Here's the archived thread. Her post is two posts from the bottom.
>tfw raised by a single mother
>tfw she taught me to respect women and what they looked for in a man
>tfw she forgot to mention that everything she wanted up to that point fucked her over, what she wanted ended up with her being single with a kid and being poor and suicidal
Women everybody.
>>29610806
>My mum didn't abort my disgusting fetus and sacrificed her best years to make sure I didn't make the same mistakes as she did and repeat the degenerate cycle
I really hope you're not serious OP, take care of your mum, she's the only person who will love you unconditionally
>>29610934
That's alot of assumptions anon, she dropped out of school instead of aborting me to raise me which just made sure i grew up in a poor home. She was also an alcoholic and abused me, she fucking broke a beer bottle over my head once, i don't hate her or anything, but im just pointing out the memes
No, im not getting pregnant or dropping out of school, thats for sure, but im still a bitter alone drunk so she didnt reaaly do much
Hey hey! same here except my mom ended with 7 kids and some lexapro prescriptions
>>29610934
This is the shit they say to keep you off her back.
Remind the regard why you suffer. even if you somehow obtain ultimate happiness or something don't share it with her.