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>it's okay to eat fish
>>29608270
>they dont have any feelings
>>29608270
>>29609076
>>>Facebook.com
(original).
>>29608270
Huh?
What?
dgekdj
Advice thread, no-one ever comes to these anymore edition.
This is a thread where people can ask questions and talk about their problems, and I will try and give answers and advice. This thread is an alternative to /adv/ specifically for the people on this board.
>inb4 reeeeee get off my board
>>29608210
Why am I like this, OP? When will it end?
>>29608230
That's a difficult question with a lot of answers, anon. I think that you are like this because you've gotten into a habit of living like you live now, and it will end either once you start doing things differently and actively trying to change your life, or when you completely give up and eventually die. Hopefully it'll be the former.
Only one person needs help today? Well today is a good day(:
I can't remember the last time I jacked off to a genuine girl, yet I still consider myself straight.
Who /fucked beyond belief/ here?
The only times I cum to real gorls getting fucked now are cum eating cuckold videos
I'm fucked
>>29608118
Lol same. I should probably kill myself right? I remember when i was young and still had hope
>>29608118
>cum eating cuckold videos
jesus christ you are fucked.
>You open your door to your room, and see this fine gentlewomen in your bed
What do?
Well, she already knows one of my fetishes so shes clearly been stalking me but shes old and ugly so I hide the body after fucking then killing her.
>>29608097
>shitting
>on my bed
Fucking kill this piece of shit subhuman trash not even dogs shit where they sleep.
>>29608097
fuck her right in the pussy who is she
Ask a guy that is dating a 22yr old virgin anything.
No she's not fat and no she's not ugly. She's actually in shape and cute.
>inb4 cuck
>inb4 she's lying
I thought the same thing at first but it's true surprisingly. I have no idea how I'm in this situation.
>>29608074
>she
dropped
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>>29608074
So when are you gunna kill yourself man? You know everyone is waiting for you to get it over with so they can move on right?
>>29608074
How did you guys meet?
oregano
>Ifelt for the "one day everything's gonna be fine" meme
>>29608026
>those brief few seconds after waking up when you feel so much hope and happiness then it all comes crashing down, that you're an autist virgin who will never reproduce.
>>29608415
>who will never reproduce
why would you want to reproduce?
>>29608415
That is symptom of depression (experience), hold on to that feeling, it's what got me through mine.
Hey robots, I found this hot girl on tinder do you think i have a chance? She replied
>>29608023
Shes probably just looking for attention, anon. She's going to use you for compliments, take hours to reply, and come to you when she's sad and insecure. Good luck
>>29608023
fuck. off. and. kill. yourself. plz.
What should i say back help?
>>29608054
I got a girl's number from a normie party last night.
When should i call her?
What do i say when i call her?
Do i take her out somewhere?
Where do humans go out together?
>>29607979
remember to bury the body deep senpai
>>29607979
more context
how did you get ther number?
>>29608070
We knew each other from school but never really talked.
In the party (a normie friend made me go) we talked a lot cause she is pretty shut in herself and was all alone. When i had to leave she gave me her number so 'we could hang together'
I'm in the UK and I want to try LSD or Psilocybin to try and cure my Aphantasia (total lack of mental imagery since birth).
The problem is I have no friends and I never leave the house. Where can I buy these without using some dodgy darkweb site that requires entering my actual address to receive it in the post?
Ideally I'd like to meet a robot anonymously in a public place. I'm willing to pay 10x the going rate.
Obvious question. Where do you live?
>>29607945
grow magic mushy urself its easy jewtube it or better yet go out and find them in the uk they grow in autumn
>>29608032
Formerly the EU.
Is Kanye our guy?
>the epitome of normalcy
>our guy
>>29607909
No? Why the fuck would you think Yeezy represents /r9k/?
I can't think of anything less cool.
Does anybody frequently go on walks to the grocery store in hopes something a little interesting will happen in your life? I've been doing this for a week and I just ran into my roommate from the mental institution. Oddly enough, while its made my life less depressing it has given me uncontrollable anxiety when I am not out on a walk.
Yep
>maybe if I go out today I'll meet the woman of ,t dreams
not to the grocery store. But I like to walk around the suburbs just observing life. Nothing usually happens and sometimes I have to runaway from Mormons.
No. I live in a small town where not many people walk on the sidewalks. I get terrible anxiety when I'm walking and someone else is walking towards me on the sidewalk. So much panic. I don't know what to do with my eyes. I just look down until they are like 6 feet away and then look up and give them a nod. This takes all my energy for the day and I need to go home and drink to recover from this simple interaction.
What does it mean that im super attracted to girls who are sick or have medical conditions that require me to look after them a lot?
You are insecure so you think that by dating a girl who, you think, would need you more than healthy girl would, you are less likely to be rejected.
>>29607868
You have deep problems yourself so you look for somebody thats just like you
You like to feel needed, because it gives you a sense of purpose and validation. It could also be a power trip for you, having that much control over someone else's life or death.
The area around the dog's eyes is white. No other animal has that except for humans. Dogs evolved to have the white part from living with humans for so long and looking into our eyes. Isn't that beautiful?
I was about to post a reply as to why you're stupid but then I realised you're joking. I hope.
>>29607751
Every part of a dog's anatomy has been chosen through selective breeding to accommodate man's needs
The dog has always worked with man
The dog has always pleasured women
That is the natural way. That is the purpose for which humans created dogs to serve.
>>29607830
Are you saying OP is right?
>10th orgasm today
>only 12pm
what kinda stims didya do
>>29607727
???????????? how dude. must be fembot? no dude wants to keep going like that. once you cum you're drive is gone
>>29607727
What kind of flesh light did you use?
A sudden dramatic failure in my life has changed my perception of myself. I've seemed to have lost all the self regard and respect that I had for myself. I've stopped talking to people I know with the fear that I'll be judged or confronted about my weaknesses.
I can't even get out of my house anymore, becoming hiki-like. What has happened to me...? I just sleep/fap away day after day with no idea what to do to pick myself up. What the hell has happened to me. I don't use this board often, but just came here to reach out to you guys.
>"waaaah I'm depressed :("
might as well carry around a sign saying you are a retarded drama queen, that's what everyone thinks of you
>>29607692
It's important to relearn discipline and self respect. Do those things which you'd admire others for. You'lol respect yourself. Make your bed in the morning, keep your living space tidy. Exercise. Abstain from flapping to heighten your testosterone and build your self-discipline. Take cold showers and remember that you are worth more than anyone else. You're living your own life.
>>29607692
Deal with it like how we all deal with it. Keep it on the inside, don't tell anyone, than kill yourself. It's what I'm doing and it's working pretty well.
