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There's this girl. We're not in a relationship, but at events (house parties) she has cuddled up to me. Today we watched four hours while cuddling. While this is all well and good, I would like to get my dick wet. The girl is attractive. A solid 8/10 andTHICCas hell. She came wearing provocative clothing. She laughs at my jokes and cuddles up to me herself. I tried to feel her up (down low) during the movie but was blacked by a hand. When I went for the boob she shifted positions (perhaps unintentionally) Everywhere else she was fine with me touching. We are still just friends. We have not kissed.
Help me solve this mystery /r9k/. I am a robot who stumbled across a goldmine. I need your honest opinion. Is she into me? What does she want out of me? Is she using me? How do I het my dick wet?
>>29605890
I guess you could have initiated with a kiss or something? Why the fuck don't you go to adv, you clearly have a soc stat greater than 0 normalfaggot.
>>29605890
>I tried to feel her up (down low) during the movie but was blacked by a hand.
It was intentional
>When I went for the boob she shifted positions
It was intentional
>>29605965
Oh bummer. So is she not attracted to me?
I just got a computer
I'm wondering if anybody has an "extra" game or whatever that they can send me?
If it's overwatch or rocket league or some good game like that I can pay you back but otherwise just hoping that somebody can help me with some game they have a lot of?
Not sure how steam works really
>>29605853
Post your steam ID so people can add you and gift you shit if they want to be generous
>>29605853
>Heh, I guess I can help you out this one time kid
>*tips https://kat.cr/games/
>heh
>>29605853
Download a free game off steam, like TF2, dota2 or ARK:SOTF
>imagine argument in head
>imagine escalating anger on both sides
>imagine losing control, screaming and stomping and flailing arms
>realise you stopped imagining 30 seconds ago and have been vividly enacting this scene IRL
Who /crazy/ here?
>>29605849
>spend at least 90 minutes a day acting out presidential debates in my NEET cave
Also
>hear muffled noise on audible periphery
>couldn't be voices, no one else is here
>ok those are definitely voices
>WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>noise fades into focus, realise it was the air conditioner
>repeat all day
>>29605954
That happens to a lot of people. Look up Apophenia
Where do you see yourself in the year 2020?
Suicidefags need not apply
>>29605840
there's really only two possible paths I could go, I could either be a college grad or a college dropout
probably working while waiting for my grad school application.
homeless, in the hospital dying of stomach/intestinal/pancreatic cancer, or still living in my mum's house killing my brain, liver, and digestive system with booze
I need to learn how to talk to people... Im too nervous to try and approach anyone in real life.. I even get nervous on here when its clearly anonymous.... I dont know what to do
>>29605765
what makes you nervous? being able to identify the exact feelings/fears that are interfering with your progress is the first step to improving.
>>29605765
fuck off
>>29605802
ur a goodperson
>>29605802
I think just...being rejected... on any level. Im not really sure. I just want someone to like me...
Im just constantly trying to not piss anyone off
What did you cry about today friends?
I did because I'm an objective failure at everything I've done.
>>29605761
i went to go get green tea in the dark but I hit myself on an open pantry door and I spilled some of it on me.
Then I cried because I cant even do the most menial things right and I'm a fat piece of trash who's only utility is to clean up other peoples trash in a job I hate. I sit on my ass all day watching my hair fall out, playing vidyeoe geems ( but I suck at those too usually), masturbating, and browsing a Tuvan genealogy forum.
I autism a lot in front of the LA Jew community, esp. Persians. I'm the town fool even though I'm handsome and intelligent. I just do stupid and immature things and I have a speech impediment that makes me mumble sometimes so I have to really work to enunciate my words
Please pray to Hashem Elokei Yisrael for me as I surely pray for all of you
That's sad. But objectively we are some individuals among billions of other and ephemeral beings. So the feeling of sadness is done by the fat you are a subjective personn. But, to be a failure is not a bad thing finally.
Cue in Chads and Normies telling him it's not that bad and to "just b urself" "don't focus on it" and "you're just a shitty person".
Is there no justice in this world? The man's getting a surgery that will make him look 5x better and give him confidence and yet, a pack of retards have the nerve to tell him not to do it and he's just a shitty person. Why is this?
>>29605760
Why?
1.he is a fucking douche bag
2.a chadlet
3.Hes a spastic
4. He's been cucked literally a dozen times
How could you ever sympathize with this loser and not be a Norman?
Never come back to this board, better yet kys
>>29606324
He's a fucking robot but 6/10 so he can actually mingle with normies
>>29605760
>will make him look 5x better
You mean, make him look more white?
Straighten his nose so he looks more European, and thus more attractive to white girls?
Why does /pol/ think whites will die out?
>>29605749
even captian america has a bit of green in his blue
they know the time of the neanderthal is over. their lineage is no longer intact, even incest cant help them now
>>29605749
Because the white birth rates are declining and will continue to decline. Our rulers chose to compensate with mass immigration instead of social policies to encourage people starting families. And because when you mix white with brown, you get brown. Whites are really outnumbered in the world. And western countries are the only ones that are "too white". Africa is never "too black". China isn't "too yellow". The middle east isn't "too brown". It's just us that have to become diversified. It's the old Kalergi plan that is being implemented (in some new, derived form surely). In Europe, whites cannot do anything but go extinct in the long run. America will possibly follow with similar policies (i.e., Europe is a testbed).
I think the /pol/ stuff is interesting and they might be right on some things. But I don't know how much of this makes sense.
victim complex
remember, theyre a bizzaroo paralel to tumblr
>thought things couldnt get any worse
>waiting for the the results and i might have cancer
At least if you're suicidal, you finally have a good excuse to die.
Hopefully, the RNG is nicer to you next lifetime.
you probably don't have cancer
and even if you do well so what. just keep living life and everybody will treat you way better than if you didn't have cancer. then you get to get off this ride and not have to deal with any of the bullshit everyone else has to. enjoy the little things and don't stress.
>parents are rich
>bought me everything I wanted
>never faced a shortage out money
>as a result never developed the drive to go out, and achieve stuff since I could tell my parents and get anything
>spent all my time playing games on whatever new console I made parents buy for me or toys
I was raised to be a robot desu
>>29605726
Rich punk.
>>29605726
Fuck off you autistic rich fag.
This is the third thread I've seen today of a richfag complaining that they grew up too rich
Is this some psyops shit or what
Would you date a radical feminist? She is into pegging/foot worship, partially for political/female empowerment reasons.
She's nice aside from that.
>>29605643
I'd rather die alone than deal with a feminazi, honestly :^)
>>29605643
Fuck and Chuck, what else is she good for?
Apparently all feminists want to be dominated and degraded even more than other females. Feminism is pretty much just one big shit test to weed out submissive men.
You'd think they would make great femdoms, but no. They are the worst.
have you ever pissed or shat yourself in public? no when you were a baby doesnt count
I once pissed myself at a school trip thing with my sister and her friend.
>>29605640
No but I shat my pants a few hours ago from an upset stomach.
Not as a babby, but when I was like 7-8, three times. Shitted my pants.
Also as an adult a few years ago, was walking home at night and got diahrrea. Couldn't hold it anymore, and just let it fly free. Dripped down my legs and into my shoes and made squishy noises when I walked.
Luckily it was like 2 AM and nobody was outside.
Sup r9k let's play a game of skeleton gangrape
>>29605635
And here's the first expansion pack for skeleton gangrape
Bump, anyone up for some undead sex crimes?
>>29605635
>skeleton gangrape finally comes home
>Class: Normal
>Attire: Tophat
>Magic: Magnetic Bones, Super Strength
>HQ: Museum
>Nemesis: Mayor Smith
Trick my way into the Mayor's house by making him think I'm human, then I rape him and his entire family.
Expansion
>Allies: Patches, Derek, Jackpot
>Artifact: Disguise Kit
>Superquest: Alliance
We've secretly replaced the Mayor's office with this rape chamber! Let's see if he notices!
Do people honestly think violent video games cause school shootings. We tell kids that they're the most special being in the universe, pump them full of fucking Ritalin and put the face on the cover of the fucking Rolling Stone when they decide to go fill their classmates up with lead. But no its video games what done it
Sorry about that I posted the wrong tweet
Some people just hate to take responsibility and they see mass shootings etc. as means to push their agenda to other gullible people. Blaming vidya for violence is pretty 90s and anybody claiming such would be laughed out of the building nowadays.
It's all about that "gaming causes sexism" rhetoric nowadays.
>>29606000
nice trips
Also
>instigating an actual civil war
>being wasted
>going on chaturbate to get some confirmation that your slightly above average cock can pleasure a woman(the petite ones),girl tell me if I got fit I'd be fuckable.
>>29605583
/r9k/, this is rock bottom.
>>29605583
I assume you wanted the animated version?
http://i.imgur.com/rHAn9II.gifv
>>29605583
Then lose some weight. the fuck are you waiting for?
