Are we all here because we generally dislike people irl?
>>29604966
I definitely am. I come here to learn to hate internet people as much as real people, and also for memes.
>>29604966
My problem is I'm a terrible friend.
I ghost people all the time. It's fucking ridiculous. I want to like people, but I just cut off contact for no reason at all. It's honestly pissing me off.
>Well just stop doing it
IT'S NOT THAT EASY DAMN IT!!!!
>>29604966
>Are we all here because we generally dislike people irl?
I would not say I dislike people... I mean, I am people after all...
but I don't really fit in offline, it just feels weird to talk to others in a non-anonymous setting
I even get uncomfortable with a psuedo-identity like a skype username, I get super self conscious about my comments and abandon it after talking to someone for a day
so yeah, I don't dislike them, but I can't really interact with them
two young (20s) women just came to my door soliciting for some cause or another. I was polite but dismissive and said I was too busy to talk to them; they thanked me and left without incident
why do I feel like shit now?
I fucked the female census worker who came to my door in 2010. It's very rare a woman knocks on the door of my NEET cave. Looking forward to 2020.
>>29604957
BULLSHIT
Tell us all about it.
I want to be ready for 2020.
Don't feel like shit, 90% of the people who answer the door do the same thing.
They were probably just going to talk about Jesus and invite you to their sermon on Sunday. They always send out the pretty girls for that
I hate making this type of thread, but I'm lonely and need to hear another humans voice..
What's the most recent r9k discord?
>>29604861
Is discord still even a thing used by robots?
>>29604904
>>29604861
yes! we're open!
>>29605599
>>29604904
>>29604861
real robo chatu 4 the goys
https://discord.gg/WXkh6Jz
Back again huh? It's alright, I know how these things go. Just let me know what you want to drink and I'll fix it up for you.
So what brings you here tonight Sir?
Bourbon on the rocks as always. Make it a single though, I'm supposed to be pulling an all nighter to study.
>>29604854
Ah, i'm about to finish my second semester of uni. Barely passing by the skin of my teeth (or maybe not even) and i was supposed to have an exam in like 5 hours i'd stay all night studying for but it was postponed for the day after.
So here i am, full of caffeine and halfway through a study session that won't matter much because i'll have to do it all again tomorrow.
Fitting end for a shitty half-year i guess.
I'm not sure drinks are meant to interact with alcohol, but if...
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Corona Extra for me
Parents finally made me get a job. I'm scanning and sorting books 3 days a week for minimum wage but it beats working in construction. My family is going on vacation in 2 weeks and we're going with some other people and one family has qt daughter that I can't figure out if I like or not because years of jacking off every day has ruined my perception of love and attraction to where I don't know the difference between liking/loving someone and just lust. I guess whatever happens happens. At 19 I'm a KV and she can probably tell...
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Who here/strugglingwithweight/?
>tfw started going to the gym again
>tfw feul my cookie addiction afterwords
>>29604836
Literally just stop overeatingbut I totally feel you on that cookie addiction
>>29604836
>replace meals with water
>eat an occasional snack
>keep yourself occupied doing something else
>lose weight
Its that easy fatfucks. You literally don't even have to do anything, you just have to stop doing something.
>>29604836
>cookie
Don't eat stuff like that at all. It's fat and sugar. It's poison. Stop wanting it. It's the jews of foods.
fuck marry kill
go go go
>>29604824
Fuck Track, marry Todd, kill Bristol because she looks like a roasite.
kill em all tbqfhwyf
>>29604824
Kill Track,hope to get everyone else in a collateral
Fuck and Marry Sarah
Fucking Sarah Pallin is the reason i want to fuck a milf so badly
Who can sell me weed in Carmichael?
>>29604789
Tufts?
>>29604802
Doesn't matter, anything
>>29604789
SESH till i rest
i'm recognizing the man in this pic, good taste OP.
>talk with one other person
>day is ruined
Man I hate being dragged out of my bubble.
>>29604720
I feel ya. Some kid knocked on my fucking door this evening and I almost flipped my shit at him for disturbing me.
>>29604720
Is that an anime George Costanza?
>>29604720
>Doorbell rings when you're not expecting anyone
>Masked caller/unknown number
I just pretend not to be here
I'm a 6'0' male, just realized some of my shoes have a small heel on them (pic related)
Can I wear these without seeming like an insecure tryhard? I'm already insecure but I don't want others to find out
i wear those kinds of shoes too. idk ask yourself? would you rather wear skater shoes and look like a 15 year old or look your age?
>>29604673
>>29604783
Those shoes are gay as fuck. If they were flats that'd be safe game but they look like shoes for girls.
>>29604673
Most shoes have a bit of a heel you idiot.
I consistently wear shoes with an inch or two heel on them and get compliments on my shoes constantly. Then again all my shoes are expensive as shit so I dunno.
I wish I could have a bf like Bara-san. So burly and manly, yet cute at the same time. I want to hold him and kiss him.
Damn. He looks so friendly too. If I was a cuteboy I'd be all over him; I wouldn't want to get degraded too much.
>>29604731
No, he's mine, Anon! :3
>>29605072
I said IF. I don't even think about it all THAT much.
"They say I've got brains, but they ain't doing me no good. I wish they could."
>>29604654
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world
I laughed and shook his hand,
And made my way back home
I searched for form and land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazely stare
And all the millions here
We must have...
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I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOESoregano
>>29604690
YOUR FACEEEEEE TO FACEEEEEEE WITH THE MAAAAAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
So I'm a KHV and I live in a small town. All of the girls I work with except for one who rejected me already are taken, and all of the girls I have been friends with have either been taken or rejected me. I pretty much gave up until a girl moved in on my street. She's 20, nerdy, has similar hobbies and while shes obese she's also kind of cute in a way.
We got to know each other and I took her out for dinner a few times. I was taking things slow as my friends told me that I come on too strong but I was feeling chemistry between us, until she got to know...
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I'm sorry to hear that anon, sounds like a shitty situation. But maybe it's better off this way, I don't think you would want to be with an obese girl who falls for chad, right? I know you have higher standards than that.
>>29604733
If I can't even get that, what are higher standards good for except bringing me closer to giving up on life?
>>29604764
But it's not about your own ability to "get that", it's about her awful choice of choosing a generic chad. It is what it is at this point though. I too have recently (and confirmed) entered the "friend zone" and I just finished crying like a bitch. But what else can we do except hope there's a QT around the corner for us? You're already socially skilled enough to go on dates and stuff like that obviously, that's good enough reason for me to believe you're not falling...
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>tfw teeth grinding
I clench my jaw. I hope my teeth don't get weathered like that
>>29604577
>>29604617
Do you guys take stimulants?
>tfw protruding upper teeth
>tfw tooth decay
Who here /nodrugs/?
I never saw the appeal in that loss of self-control. Maybe I'm a coward.
I smoked weed a few times. Felt a mild difference but the crowd was so scummy and it was so little of a difference i didnt care.
Considering a robot's exclusion from society, why indulge in the most widespread, normie thing possible, drinking?
>Considering a robot's exclusion from society, why indulge in the most widespread, normie thing possible, drinking?
because being numb is better than feeling the pain of life. I can't live without drugs and alcohol, it hurts too much.
>>29604549
>why indulge in the most widespread, normie thing possible, drinking?
taking drugs really is as normie as you can get, I honestly can't believe how such a large population seem to think it's robot behavior
>>29604549
drugs are fun and u can be in control
drinking numbs the pains of being a fucking loser, normies only drink socially
Why the fuck do most Italians go for this look?
same reason most italians go for this
>>29604560
pretty sure that is a gook you idiotoregano
>>29604482
Ciao! Io sono Mario. Sono italiano, ma abito a France. Me piace cucinare, bailare, e facer gimnastica. Nel tempo libero lego e leto, vado al cinema, e studio. Ho una sorella molto bellisima, che si chiama Luigia.
Thanks for the practice space, im shit at this