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>tfw need job
>tfw can't get any ones that aren't low skill
>tfw can't get phone job because I can't overcome mumbling/weird voice
>tfw can't work kitchen at fast food because I have shit back and can't lift anything above 15-20 pounds
>tfw I can't get NEETbux
>tfw I'll never get that slummy studio apartment
>tfw I'll live with mummy forever
Hmm. Maybe you should just kill yourself, anon.
>tfw I can't get NEETbux
why not? or is there another bullshit excuse you can quickly conjure up.
>tfw can't work kitchen at fast food because I have shit back and can't lift anything above 15-20 pounds
Oh shit is that for real? I'm going in for orientation on Friday at Taco Bell. I have a shite back as well, and I didn't know you had to lift shit.
>tfw always wanted to have one
>tfw my Nickname was ching chong ding dong
>>29612004
Fag.
There, now you have one.
>moved to a new school halfway through my last semester of high school
>quiet and didn't know anybody
>mostly slept in class
>group of loud chad-type guys make jokes about me sleeping all the time
>think I'm some kind of stoner
>eventually start making jokes about me having a big penis
>my nickname became "tube-steak"
>"Hey, what's up tube-steak? Droppin' the hammer like always, eh?"
>they weren't aggressive or rude with their jokes, they even called me a cool dude, and had me sign their yearbooks
I watch tv shows made for teenage girls to try and see what highschool life is like or normiesI end up hating all of the characters and laughing at all their stupid problems
wrap my tshirt round my toilet seat and put my head in the tshirt to make a shit funnel
>>29611618
i just walk around in the rain without anywhere to go, i dont know why i do it. it just feels nice sometimes
>>29611618
same, oroginal senpai is origianl
What do you robots think of Undertale? No, not the cancerous Tumblr comics and shitposting, what do you think of the game itself?
Really fun and creative.
It was okay, ran a pacifist game and honestly it got so saccharine at points I got really annoyed.
It was okay and had good music. Mettaton Ex is hawt.
>Reemphasizing his theme, Gladwell continuously reminds the reader that genius is not the only or even the most important thing when determining a person's success. Using an anecdote to illustrate his claim, he discusses the story of Christopher Langan, a man who ended up owning a horse farm in rural Missouri despite having an IQ of 195 (Gladwell claims that Einstein's was 150).[2] Gladwell points out that Langan has not reached a high level of success because of the dysfunctional environment in which he grew up. With no one in Langan's life and nothing in his background to help him take advantage of his exceptional gifts, he had to find success by himself. "No one--not rock stars, not professional athletes, not software billionaires, and not even geniuses--ever makes it alone", writes Gladwell.[2]
>tfw owning your own horse farm is considered a failure
>tfw can't even achieve that because you have no one to help you
Well it's true. He could have done amazing things.
>>29611607
Intelligence is not inherently coupled with high ambitions. If a genius is happy to be a farmer, what's the problem?
>>29611097
it's not considered a failure in general. only a failure in relation to having the potential of an ubergenius.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: [YouTube] THE RABBOT REPUBLIC ANTHEM (embed)
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/xYSuMgf8lznq
come have some chats watch some movies it will be fun
(mike can i have the boipussy now)
>>29610801
this room floats on without me
>not treating yourself to an entire day's comfort
Low quality bump
re-enrolled back in uni for next fall
anyone else thinking of doing the same?
>>29610756
no, I've been enrolled for 4 semesters without attending, am at 14 semesters without ever getting past entry 101 courses
>>29610822
this is my "4th" year out of which 3 I've been "present" but I haven't actually gone to classes since the first month of second year
>>29610851
I got chased out of the city I used to study at for being a pedophilemic drop
Congratulations! You woke up looking like this!
Your next actions?
>>29610386
cut my dick off.
>>29610386
Crash a plane
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>29610386
I don't want to look like that...
>visit 2 chan
>click random board
>bring back a present
have a bunch of kitkats
I wonder if they have a board where they complain about Koreans
>>29610588
nice anon, and possibly, maybe itll be found by a random anon
>sitting in a room with colleagues
>a girl walks in and rests her hand on my shoulder
>for some reason say "good day my mistress"
>after an embarrassing silence i try to awkwardly save it
>"out of all the fetishes out there, that's the one i don't have ha ha"
I just want to die.
>>29610085
anon you fucked up again, maybe she was into that stuff.
>>29610085
Fucking kek your post actually lifted my depression this afternoon it's so funny haha
>>29610085
Not a cringe OP, you handled the situation with a sense of humor.
Don't feel ashamed for too long. At least you said something instead of remaining silent.
Anons post cringier stuff happening to them every day on /r9k/ than this.
>'I don't do jet diggers!' Prankster convinces strange woman to ditch her boyfriend and fly to Miami with him by wowing her with his 'private jet' - only to teach her a lesson by DITCHING her on the runway
>Coby Persin approached a random woman outside a train station and made conversation with her before inviting her on a private jet to Miami
>The woman, named only as Lauren, initially told him she was meeting her boyfriend but when he mentioned a private jet she changed her mind
>She got in a car with Coby and two other random men and called her boyfriend pretending she was sick to explain why she couldn't see him
>The YouTube prankster from New York City has more than 2.3 million subscribers to his channel
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3664020/I-don-t-jet-diggers-Prankster-convinces-strange-woman-ditch-boyfriend-fly-Miami-wowing-private-jet-teach-lesson-DITCHING-runway.html#ixzz4Cy6y5TJS
this made me feel good
oregenao
>>29609298
Just shows how easy pussy is when you have money.
We already knew women are whores will dump who they're with the instant something better comes along even if they've known them for less than 5 minutes.
>>29609383
>All women are this way!
Women could say that all men would dump them for a prettier bimbo they've only known for 5 minutes.
Stop validating divisive shit. White nationalism needs people who are interested in making relationships and families work.
Does it worry anyone else how many women seem to be inured on "kinks" these days?
I can't deny I find it a turn on in certain circumstances, but it makes me feel like women are becoming more and more obsessed with sex, and less interested in emotional intimacy.
Anyone else feel the same way?
Note I have experience with women.
>>29609024
It's because a generation of young girls/women are growing up who only understand how to express their emotions through sex.
Peers, schools, media, ect are unironically ruining children and have been for the past few decades but only so drastically in recent years.
>>29609024
Fucking good
I am a sexual degenerate beyond belief. If women open up and explore more sexually, I don't look as bad as a dating option.
Kinks and emotional intimacy can both co-exist
I think you're just feeling discontent at societies bigger focus and advertising on sex, it's way less private than before.
Retailcuck thread. Fast-foodcucks also welcome.
>work in produce
>put up a big sign that says "sorry we are out of limes"
>customer walks up to the sign, reads it, then walks over to me
>"do u hav limes lol"
>give her a blank stare and walk away
I really don't care about my job
Bumpo Bojanglos
>>29608991
I work at krispy kreme. Best damn job to get me through college if I say so my damn self.
>Literally get all the donuts I want
>Skinny and dont have to worry about gaining weight
>Fuck and dick around with staff all 18-22
>Majority of the staff is college girls
Yeah it gets bad sometimes when lines are long but I fucking love this job. Makes me motivated to go out to college learn and elevate to a better career.
>>29608991
>mop floor
>idiot customers see wet floor
>proceed to walk over it despite the dry bit going round the side
>they do that silly long-legged stride thing
One day a man stepped on the wet floor sign and slipped on it. I still kek to myself to this day.
Whatsapp thread, post your numbers to get added
>>29607857
Op's number for proofs
+358451125129
Bumping,
Also
>Faris has lots of dik cheese
>>29607910
Kek, who're you?
>heh, you don't stand a chance.. kid.
>>29607466
>heh, you think you can stop me, Constantine, the master of the dark arts?
>>29607483
>your arts are no match for me.. kid... heh... stand back
>cleaves the world in two
>Nothing personal, ningen.
