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has any bots here kissed a girl before? what was it like? did she enjoy it?
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>>29615959
It's not bad, and not nice either, after you kiss, you will come to the conclusion that you should have done that YEEEEEARS before, because it's not a big deal, it's literally touching a womans lips, even french kiss is the same shit.
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She came immediately.
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>>29615959
I've had sex hundreds of times wifh 23 women

How do you usually celebrate your birthday?
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alone

oregano posters niggero
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I don't.

Only normies care about their birthday and make a deal out of it
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>>29615948
Going out with friend and getting drunk. Nothing special, just a good "reason" to have some fun.

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Be honest fembots.

How often do you fantasize about being raped?
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Every day I want black men to ravage me, I fucking hate effeminate boys who are too scared to take a fucking risk.
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Not much after experiencing it.
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Eh, its not even really fantasy anymore. I don't really even use my imagination much. I just pop on some hentai or GB porn. and thats like once a month maybe twice at best. Funny how we both get off to kuroinu but because I'm a chick it makes me a slut.

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Is it gay that I want to suck every last drop of cum out this donkey-dicked nigger's balls?
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>>29615839
yes its gay
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no its a natural white man instinct
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>>29615839
Pretty gay, familia.

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>tfw 25 years old about to start an Information Technology program at a trade college in Utah

What am I in for?
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>>29615830
Attend every class.
Do the work.
Don't half ass anything.
Don't take semesters off.

There is no shittier feeling than sinking time and money into college and not getting a degree.

t. Computer Science senior who failed out after going part-time for 10 years
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>>29615830
you are 25 yo
too old, it's already over for you
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>>29615851
there is no bigger loser than you. you are the king of failures, a shiny side show of desperate sadness in a carnival of unfortunate weaklings. Pity is too good for you. You are condemned by your own feeble inadequacies to drift forever in the infinie sky of meaninglessness.

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In a thread on /pol/ someone posted a video about a Ryan Matheson. While crossing the border into Canada, customs/immigration seized his laptop, searched it, and found some manga magazines they deemed as 'child pornography" (if you watch the video you'll find out the manga art wasn't even lewd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdgSEPPCZs

So what does /r9k/ think about lolicon? It's technically illegal in Canada as well as in some US states, but should it really be? Should someone really be sent to jail just for possessing lewd drawings of cartoons? Is this really right?
Should someone really spend years in jail just for possessing art society deems "unacceptable"?
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>canadacucks and eurocucks can't even read mangas
LMAO
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>>29615804
I think it's a very serious issue that should be given some attention, especially in cucked Europe.
A lot of officers are trained to associate anything with anime and manga as "porn" and "illegal porn" at that.
It also brings to question how could anyone possibly know the age of a drawn character.
And even besides all of that, there's still the issue of the drawing not being an actual human being. Do cartoon drawings and images hold rights equal to humans now?
In what sane world would people in jailed for having art?
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>>29615766
>art
define """art""".

how do I get a tall gf if I'm a 172cm manlet?

I'm also 18
when do people typically stop growing?
both of my brothers are taller than me
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pls no bullying

I wanted to post MEW but Debicki is taller
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pls

why is it to find tall women?
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>be 6'
>have tall girl fetish

Truly suffering. That fucking feel when no 6'3+ gf.

Isn't >>29616283 like 6'5?

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I've always considered myself to athletic but today one of my co-workers said I'm """fat""" the stupid piece of shit normie

am I fat? be truthful
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juan go hang that drywall
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>>29615747
skinny people will call anyone that's not completely skinny fat. You're skinny fat OP. Just a little pudgy and honestly you could probably burn off that fat in like 2 weeks by just running alot and not eating bread
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Your definitely pudgy lookin.

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Is there anyway to escape people? I have to work a very social job in order to pay for my apartment, and I can't just become a NEET. Nobody would be willing to pay for me, and I don't have any really bad mental illnesses.
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leech of your mummy
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>>29615706
>Nobody would be willing to pay for me
I don't exactly have the best relationship with my mother, we haven't talked or called each other in several years.

Am I just going to put up with normalfags, or is there hope?
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Early retirement faggot. Live like a monk, work your ass off for a few, then never work a day in your life again. Enjoy your shit while you still have youth, while normies die in the rat race.

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Is life worth living if you're ugly and also socially incapable?

I was convinced I would be happy so long as I lived alone and lived a life away from other people, but living like that for a while was awful. Being alone slowly drives you insane, it's something we as humans can't handle.

Now I live with roommates, but seeing the active social lives other people live has only reinforced what I already knew. The average person lives a significantly better life, with tons of meaningful interactions and experiences.

I've gone to parties, bars, concerts, clubs, all those places with them, due to pity invites. This has made me feel much worse.

There's a huge difference in how people treat each other and how they treat me. When they see each other, their eyes and facial expressions show happiness and excitement. They enjoy looking at each other, being with each other, talking to each other, doing things together. They're all attractive, and their very presence is seen as positive stimuli to other humans.

There is a world of difference for me. When people make eye contact with me, they immediately jolt and look anywhere else as fast as possible. Girls roll their eyes. In conversations, the group closes me out both socially by not saying anything to me, and physically as they get closer towards each other leaving me outside of their circle.

If I say something, no one listens. If someone asks a question and I answer it for them, they won't even acknowledge me. Only when a more socially valued and attractive person repeats what I said does anyone react.

My roommates invite me places out of pity, but they look very relieved when I say no.

I recently tripped and realized I don't want to live life like this. Suicide seems a very appealing option for the future.

Anyone relate?
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>Unattractive anons

Anon and ugly is a pleonasm.
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>>29615678
there are assholes in the world, find people that are like you - miserable faggots.
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>>29615678
>Anyone relate?
Yeah...

I've stopped trying to socialize like that too. They don't really want me there. It made people uncomfortable. It lowers the value of the group I'm with. It's pointless.

I really feel like an alien. The combination of being unattractive and socially awkward (and depressed in my case) is really too much it seems.

I'm gonna want off this ride at some point.

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>tfw you lost most aspects of the genetic lottery besides being 6'3

whats the point of this height when you're just an uggo anyway?
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>>29615661
Height is most important masculine quality there is.
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You're the opposite of me. I won't the genetic lottery except I'm short (5'7")
We could hangout and make a good master-blaster.
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>tfw 24 and still have bad acne

How is your relation to your parents? I noticed a that a lot of robots have a manipulative, borderline, hysterical, psycho mother and a "kinda ok" dad. At least that's how it is with me. I won't really say I love them, but I don't hate them neither. I'm kinda troubled when it comes to that.
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>>29615630
>hysterical, psycho mother
this. And I didn't have a dad.
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They're both lushes and pinkos, dad scares the shit out of me when he goes on a tear, but they're also really fun guys who I can get drunk and shoot the shit with.
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My parents are great. Very supportive of me and helpful whenever I need it. They're good people

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what makes edgy fags want to cut?

>inb4 muh depression

suck my dick tbqh, i'm depressed as fuck but i cannot see the appeal. if im going to kms i'll do it in a way that isn't slow and painful to give myself even more depression
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BPS, Bipolar Disorder fag here.

The depression you're experiencing being Borderline is different than the normal one. It's a more aggressive, hostile one with extreme mood shifts in a very, very short amount of time. Cutting gives you some sort of control over that. The extreme feelings you're feeling will kind off stop and if you're experiencing chronic feelings of emptiness, which is also normal for borderline, that will stop too. Also it will become some kind of addiction after you've done it a couple of times so stopping isn't easy either.
Any more questions?
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>>29615609
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg, Fuuuck...
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>>29616319
>normal and borderline depression

literally what

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>mum says I should do confidence building courses
As if I am a normal person who would respond well to that.
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>>29615604
Give it a chance anon :)
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>>29615604
>confidence building courses
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>>29615604
you fucking madman, confidence is just a skill like every other fucking skill, there's no goddamn magic to it. It can be practiced just like you can practice cooking. Getting confidence should be the number one priority for any human male.
I raised my confidence from caring about little kids think of me to pulling my pants down in public. I just try to spare my fucks for important shit motherfucker.

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> virgin manchildren on the internet think that they are entitled to a woman who has never had sex before
> are shown actual women who have never had sex before
> lol no she's too ugly for me
> is ugly himself

lol
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Lots of robots are theistfags it seems. They just obsess over the virgin thing and can't let go.

And 4chan always say that women who aren't SUPER attractive are ugly. I guess it's to discourage attention whoring in too great number?
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Guys on this board aren't interested in being confronted with truths like this.
The whole point is to hide from reality and the world, I doubt many people will respond because there is no rebuttal to your argument.
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>>29615602
Yes, this is male tumblr. Didn't you know?

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