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what does /r9k/ think of tall women?
pic is 6'3''
I think they don't want me. Apart from that they're great.
Omg you are going to break my nofap with that gorgeous semen demon.
I fucking love lanky women, at 6'2 I can even obtain them in theory.
>>29618304
I have a tall cousin. I remember when we were young and the lights went out we told her to stand in the corner with the flaslight while the rest of us played monopoly.
10/10 good times.
D-do I have a girlfriend now?
>>29618294
Yes. Sex her asap just to be sure tho.
If you don't fuck up the actual real life part
no but if you play your cards right you might.
don't fuck this up, anon. do it for us.
who /cumblanket/ here?
>have blanket that i wrap around dick and cum into
>dried cum all over blanket
>dick is chaffed
Just jizz on your mattress and cover it up, it's much easier.
>>29618270
blanket feels better
I do the same with an old tshirt
mom found my stash of 4 tees once that was embarrassing
>tfw not white
>tfw no matter how hard you try, your women will always prefer white men over you
All women are whores and crave white cocks
>>29618211
Are white hispanics white?
Like Spaniard descent?
>>29618211
Hey it's not that bad
>At least latina and white women don't hate me
What's yours OP?
>Uh... Anon, Are you okay? You keep staring at my exposed soles and it's getting kinda weird...
>>29618139
your naked soles are hot. you can't show me your private parts like this and not expect me to be aroused.
>>29618139
Feet is a terrible fucking fetish. Perhaps the worst. When will people realise this?
>>29618407
it doesn't even count as a fetish
What're ya having for dinner, /r9k/? I've got some crackers and cheez whiz.
I went to the store and bought a bag of reece's. Gonna eat that for dinner, then maybe some frozen waffles later
chicken vindaloo
Probably will heat up some Red Baron pizza.
Cheez Whiz sounds nice tho. Hope you enjoy your meal, Anon.
What the fuck is this girl trying to say
SHE'S INDAPENDANT YUNG WOMYN!
seems like she's trying to be condescending or insulting
Doesn't matter, she's fat.
The last character you fapped to is now real, but will only date you if you get over your social anxiety and leave 4chan
Is he/she worth it?
>cacodemon
no, no it's not.
> Ryuko Matoi
Bye 4chan.
>Haman
YES YES YES
What does a male orgasm feel like?
I'd tell you but my mind goes blank whenever it happens.
>>29618077
Imagine to be horny 24/7 and the only thing that helps is busting a nut. Suddenly you don't feel horny and your mind is clear. This lasts only 30s, then you are horny again. God is a cruel man. It doesn't even feel that good.
Unsatisfying and undignifying
>by the time you get married your wife will have been dicked down by chad and tyrone numerous times
how does it feel robots?
>>29618072
>implying the average robot will make it to that age without offing himself
>>29618072
That's why i wont marry
Just retards marry in these days
>>29618072
>never going to settle for a girl or guy that has had sex with more than two people
>wont marry a roastie
feels good
The fedora meme is only used in Internet cesspools. Outside of those cesspools, people think that anyboidy who uses this meme is an angry weirdo.
It was forced since 2011 and it is quite possibly the most forced meme in Internet history.
So what is the appeal to it? It's not accepted by normal people on normal parts of the Internet, and I don't see why it is still spammed here after all these years. You'd think the kids would know when to give up.
Because people in real life don't have to deal with people who have a fedora personality like the faggot op. They don't get it.
I wear a fedora. Well, it's a Panama hat. People call it fedora or teilby. It covers my head from the sun, it looks nice, versitle.
People usually compliment it. I don't care what think about it. It's a nice hat.
>>29618198
>They don't get it.
Oh yes, you are part of some secret cool Internet club, right? You didn't answer my other questions, so it seems like I struck a nerve by mentioning how only angry weirdos in cesspools use the meme. That's all you replied to, kek.
>>29618207
Yeah, I see people wearing fedoras around here. Women more than men.
Reminder that if you were ever breastfed you're not a robot.
>>29618063
False
I am a big strong healthy robot
>>29618083
>big strong healthy
>a robot
You're kidding right? This can't be real.
Seriously, I have been hearing voices inside my head and this shit is really scaring me. Has only been going on for a few days though. I think it might be stress though.
Any one else have similar experiences?
Go see a therapist/psychiatrist. It helps.
>>29618041
>a few days
try 11 years
you aren't going crazy, yet; you just recently tapped into your spiritual self
>>29618041
why are you stressed out bro?
Loner thread:
I'll start
>do you have any friends who you see face to face that you feel you can trust ?
No , my only friend moved country and he don't consider me his best friend
>were you bullied in school?,and how did you respond?
Yes , extremely violently , I have a reputation for being a hard ass cracker
>is your family dysfunctional?,if so elaborate?
Mum is going insane and dad is going senile
>do you have any emotional support ?
No
> do you use recreational substances ?
No
>do you have any ambitions?
I want to set up a trust fund to put my future grand children through university
>what do you look for in a woman?
Decent looks , highly intelligent, white/indian/Asian , no stupid accents , slightly agressive, no silly accents,honesty.
> why are you here ?
I don't want to be sad and lonely ,
>>29618039
Shameless self bump in the spirit of the thread
Thank me later op-kun.
do you have any friends who you see face to face that you feel you can trust ?
were you bullied in school?,and how did you respond?
is your family dysfunctional?,if so elaborate?
do you have any emotional support ?
do you use recreational substances ?
do you have any ambitions?
what do you look for in a woman?
why are you here ?
>>29618779
>do you have any friends who you see face to face that you feel you can trust ?
No
>were you bullied in school?,and how did you respond?
No
>is your family dysfunctional?,if so elaborate?
No
>do you have any emotional support ?
No
>do you use recreational substances ?
No
>do you have any ambitions?
No
>what do you look for in a woman?
>implying
>why are you here ?
Touzen desu, ANIME DA YO NEEEEE
>>29618039
Stories of bullying pls
anyone else pick the good route in vidya games always? i also try not to kill anyone i don't have to.
>>29618028
i'm the opposite.evil,renegade,chaos routes always
>>29618028
>NPC has unique gear of some sort
Guess how long he's going to live
I play the butcher in vidyas. I slaughter anyone I can, and always take the awful routes. I always hated how nice the good routes seemed. Never were realistic. I am also incredibly self destructive and I love the concept of it, so I am not suprised that I do pick such awful things. In Fallout 3, I fucking massacred everything. Megaton? Fucking shot up the place myself then set the bomb off. Travelling salesmen? Fucking dead. Every town was dead 10 minutes after I walked in.
