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For years now, i am a neet.
If you want, you could call me a monk, i just sit home all day, do not participate in wordly desires, do not fight for money or sex, i just sit here and think about everything, for about 5 years now.
Of course, most of the time, i watch streams, 4chan, game.
If one still holds tight on to his ego, you need some kind of 'work' even if it's to work in an game.
But after a time you begin to question, you begin research.
>after 5 years, a neet is disconnected to things that cause war in normies.
>money, greed, women, power, it's gone for the most of us, we don't need it anymore.
>Now slowly, you begin to question everything, why you are that way, and why the world is how it is
>at first you blame your parrents, genetics, autism, mental illness, you don't want to accept that you are the one causing your 'existential crisis' in this moment. You don't wan't to be responsible.
>but after that, you slowly begin to realise that all this anger towards your body, your parrents, your mind, is not to feel good, but to let your unreal Ego feel good.
>now you slowly begin to understand
>you research philosophy, religions, physics, everything that could explain the madness on this planet, because, the universe is harmony after all.
>now you sit here, on one night. Thinking about the meaningless of everything, you just realise that everything is being, but that the humans aren't really being.
>suddenly you feel like time has frozen, you watch everything around you in a new view, it feel's beautiful, you get it, you get everything, everything that is build up by atoms, that has an essence, a cup, your mouse, your bottle of water.
>for seconds you see pure light and a never felt peace before, just when looking around the room.
>That is called a satori.
>after a few seconds, you begin to think again about things in your life, money problems, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satori
I had several of these in the last year, i think i am getting closer to the awakening. But before that i should probably leave this board.
>>29620044
>read SICP
>experience satori
it was pretty """""dank""""" i must say
>>29620051
We are universe, universe is us. We are universe experiencing it self. Deep down there is no self, just an observer. People think of them selves as individuals, not realizing it's all ego delusions.
Why haven't you guys got your dream girlfriend yet?
What app is this? It looks good
because my dream girl exists solely in my dreams
Had that game for a little while
Not too good
Ok so all these threads on dick size got me curious, can I, a well endowed but ugly 25 year old virgin get laid just because I have a big dick.
This isn't some humble brag, I have nothing to gain, I'm poor, uneducated and will probably kill myself before I'm 30, but if my hanger can get me laid I might aswell try.
Some stats:
Good: I'm 188cm tall, dick is like 20,5cm, maybe a little bigger.
Bad: Bald, have to wear glasses because eyes are weak and fragile, skinny as fuck, poor, no job.
If you give me good advice I'll post results and give you some games on steam or something whatever I'm high and don't give a fuck anymore.
>>29619877
no, absolutely no-one cares
also, where are you? in germany, 20cm dick length is tossed around like 6' for height in the us.
you're 6'2 with a practically 8 inch dick and a virgin? damn dude.
craigslist might work if you're american.
but 8 inches which is what you are if im right might not be big enough.
>Time is money.
So get back to work, wagecuck. Afterall, you love money, don't you?
>>29619847
>i have all the time in the world!
don't you have a sonata to write, doofus
fun fact: I got a 90k bonus yesterday
>>29619847
yeah but i'm on salary so i make the same regardless of how much time i work. the vpn is fucked at the moment too so i'd have to go back to the office to do anything.
What does it mean if you're too scared to kill yourself?
Something about being dead or the actual process of suicide is frightening you
>>29619813
that you want to live
Reviewbrah looks good in that suit. He should get them exclusively in that cut.
timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burner
to kill everybody walkin
WHEN I WASsgnscnsgnsgnsng
Looks like a retard
Also who the fuck is this?
okay robots at this point i think i fell for a meme.
Today i drank 4.5l of water and my piss is still fucking yelllow-orange. What else am i supposed to do for that crystal clear pee
>>29619761
drink a fuckton of water, but not a lot to the point it hurts/kills you. just drink water throughout the day, then you'll see.
Its weird, for me my piss gets clear whenever i drink alchol/soda. Water always has mine colored
You're not supposed to have clear pee retard.
I get clear pee after drinking red bull all night which isn't healthy
Have you attained enlightenment yet anon?
>>29619750
There's no such thing, and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar or a schizophrenic.
>>29619770
#justnormiethings2016
Too lazy to get into Advaita Vedanta, which is basically monism/pantheism.
>tfw the girl you were madly in love with admits that she is seeing someone else right to your face and you have to act like it doesn't phase you
>>29619736
Rape her right in the pussy hole
it's your fault for believing in love.
>crush on girl
>been orbiting each other for some months
>go to a punk rock show with her
>show is over
>"so wanna go for drinks?"
>"sorry but no anon, this guy [who I knew] is actually coming over and spending the night at my place"
>"oh okay, that's cool..! Well, I'll be going then I guess! See you some other time!"
Never saw her again
Anyone notice how non threatening manlets are?
Pic related, me on the right. I walked passed a manlet Chad the other day and he didn't intimidate me one bit despite acting all tough with a muscle shirt and vaping
>>29619724
1 name, Bruce Lee.
>>29619724
How is 6'0" a manlet? Just because you're a giraffe doesn't mean he's a manlet
>>29619779
this lol, he could probably completely destroy you in one punch.
>tfw really wish you could sing
>>29619699
Singing is like dancing, just pure degradation. Why would you want to humiliate yourself like that?
>>29619699
>Daydreaming about being on stage at a quiet Bar singing a song with themes of depression, monotomy, and the hypocrisy of freedom promised to the enslaved masses to the jaded outcasts of society drowning their depression away in alcohol with a relatable ballad formed from the mind state bred by the same lifestyle the bar-patrons and singer share.
Both >>29619711 and >>29619748 are right but if you really want to be able to sing I read somewhere that singing is a thing you can learn. It's supposed to be like sport where the more you practice, the better you become.
should i right swipe every female and when i get a match force sex?
No, females will a hundred matches per day
You still need some game and luck.
Plus, be prepared for catfish. I don't think I've met someone off tinder that wasn't substantially heavier or uglier than her pics. Women are masters at picture taking. In fact one comes to mind.
One I matched with had the thickest legs. They looked absolutely delicious n she said she runs a lot. Plus she looked quite slender in the ball dress she had on. I was chilling in Starbucks one day and she was there. I don't think she noticed me which is good, her legs were just fat and she has folds on her back.
Also had experiences with girls who have "travelled". They all look like shit despite great pics. Leathery skin, moles, about 5 years away from a melanoma. Look at least 6 tough years older than they should. Add this to the fact that "travelling" translates into sampled cock worldwide in a series of flings or ONS in every county.
>>29619797
ehh
i saw guys messaging first and be like " hello :)"
and other say thats bad what they did , opinion
>>29619864
Honestly I don't even know any more.
I was sleeping with a girl for 3 months up until she completed uni n left the city a few weeks ago. My opener? Well, I'd just seen BvS so I said "tell me, do you bleed?". A week later I was nutting down her throat.
Others I've been creative, or seen we have something in common like hiking or mountainbiking or a niche restaurant so I've just referenced that in a mature opener. No reply. Or a "haha" if it was a creative one.
Honestly every girl has heard every "berry my dick" line like a million times by now. Just remember you don't know what she's going to respond to and if she doesn't respond not to take it personally. Any non-obese woman is going to have at least 10 first messages every day. The girl I was sleeping with got notifications telling her to respond to messages and start swiping because x amount of people have swiped right for her.
Also, having a cute pet on your profile works quite well. I have a picture of the family dog. I read an article that cited a study which found women prefer a man who can look after a dog rather than a baby.
Katya's Instagram is public again
And she's a CG Artist (?)
And she has a deviantart now
shes also a fucking whoreslut now whats your point
>>29619709
Uh no she's pure
She's done nothing slutty desu
how is it possible? how?
http://www.sexysabor.com/
Choose one for me brobots,im losing this v card
OP, i think you shpuld save your virginity for someone you love, and I don't think that losing it to a whore is going to change your quality of life.
That said, if this is what you want to do, I think this girl is your best bet http://www.sexysabor.com/tiara-15-5782-4731/
>>29620053
Love is a meme and all women are whores.
>>29620222
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but I think you're gearing up for an unfulfilling experience, a waste of money and no difference to the quality of your life, except for maybe a dip in self-respect, if you even have self-respect to lose.
Sup, wagecuck? How what your boss today? I heard he was pretty angry at you for not contributing enough to society.
Dude, you're always after my job. But I keep telling you that you don't have the skills to do it and they won't hire you.
Go home and play with your anime dolls
> Tfw I am also a NEET and see what I presume is the same anon making these types of threads all day.
>>29619646
sup, neetcuck? how's your mom today? i heard she was pretty angry that you still live at home at 35
