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How is your relationship with your parents, robots?Original comment
They are like the best most caring parents. I'm using this for my advantage, manipulating them for money and help with shit. I have no idea where they went wrong with me tbqh.
Good enough where they've let me live with them for 29 years without me contributing a single cent.
Good enough to where they still ask me want I want from the shop.
Good enough to where they've let me take over their entire garage with my gym equipment.
Good enough to where they always want me to come with them when visiting grand-parents place.
Good enough to where they bought me a $2,000 suit for my sisters wedding
They've accepted me as their "weird" child.
>>29623647
Better than it used to, it was so fucking bad when I was teenager jesus fucking christ.
>Constantly snooping on me
>Constantly just showing up at places I was at
>Constantly catching me doing drugs
>Constantly fighting with me
>Constantly trying to get me do all the normie shit my brother does
I dont blame them, I was a massive piece of shit as a teen. Im not a neet by any means, I just dont really give a shit about life, and that worries the fuck out of them because they know ill probably end up in some trailer park at some point in my life.
They're nice people though, and I do love them very much.
>go on tinder
>actually match with someone
>she messages first
>wtf.jpg
>try to talk to her
>dull as a rock.
What the fuck? This bitch wasn't even that attractive. Why are women so fucking dense?tinder thread
>Riveting.
you did the fedora thing my dude
>>29623637
Reply "I mean what are you dooooing"
>>29623719
>dude just say "bby u want sum fuk?"
>anything else is gay fedora nigger stupid atheist christian redneck reddit egergdgdf
qt girl wants to share my account in a video game
I'm 22 she 15. She keeps messaging me when I reply fast things like "I don't want you to leave me." I thought it was a guy at first but she sent me a picture of my ign on her hand.
Has to be a scam. R-right
Don't do it man. She is using you for resources, which means she is probably just a 22 year old bitch or a smart 15 year old bitch who will call the police on you when you've served your purpose.
>>29623643
b-but a girl talks to me
>>29623659
They are using you, and you don't even have access to a vagina. It is a lose lose.
You may as well be talking to a guy at this point. Just block them.
It's okay anon. There are nice girls out there. You'll find one someday.
Promise.
Anyone else out for a night walk?
>>29623557
reviewbrah? is that you homie?
>>29623578
Nope. Just some anon.
>>29623557
I might go for a night drive if that counts. Empty parking lots at night are comfy as fuck.
Guilty pleasure thread.
I still play Roblox.
>>29623556
Fucking how though?
It's only a husk of its former self.
>>29623556
I occasionally browse /mlp/
I unironically enjoy minecraft
How would you teach your children about sex?
Practicing on them
Wear a condom always
Be selective, smart, and safe
Don't dress provocatively - girls
Don't do it with blacks or Indians. I'll tell them some made up statistic like they're statistically 70x more likely to have HIV/AIDS.
I'm not planning to ever have kids, well that may change but as of right now I don't want kids. Of course I'm only 23, maybe that'll change in the future, who knows. Maybe when I'm 30 or something I'll change my mind, but I don't see it happening any time soon.
So women complain about chads/fuckboys yet still continue to fuck them and find new ones?
Someone please explain this phenomenon
they can't resist their primal urges
looks triumph all in regards to casual sex
>>29623466
>fuckboys
It's really, really confusing. Actually it's probably just stupid. They TRIED to make it an insult. They called Chads that. They called random dudes that they fucked that. I have (OBVIOUSLY) never been called a "fuckboy" but it would have been a compliment desu.
I've heard women say that "If you knew all the mean things we say about [Chad] behind his back, you wouldn't want to be him.". Fucking kek. Women think like that. I think they wanted to let betas in on the joke. Like we wouldn't care about not being fucked because we could make fun of Chads with them (when they're not fucking them anymore).
Also they were probably trying to get betas to think that the Chads were being "used" by the women, and that this was nothing to be proud of. That betas were "above" that and were actually more respected by women because they were unfucked.
I don't think it's working.
>>29623466
It's really simple.
When a woman wants a man, she pursues him.
When a woman lets a man fuck her before he has oneitis, she loses. This makes her mad because the man is a bad guy.
When the man gets oneitis, he becomes a creepy loser. In this case, the man loses, but he is still the bad guy.
Women say they want to lock a man down, but when they do, they get bored.
They don't understand this about themselves.
"This is really your first time going to a museum, Anon? Oh wow. I should take you out more often. This is my first time going to The Getty so it'll be a new experience for the both of us."
>>29623391
You know cunt, I'm sick of you always treating me this way. You know ive been working since a young age to help support my family after my father passed away down in the woods of Alabama. In fact I was so ragged back then they used to call me patches. My papa was a great old man. You see he never had an education and the little money from the crops he raised barley paid the bills we made. I still remember his last words on his dying bed, he said "Patches, I'm depending on you son, to pull the family through. My son it's all left up tp you.
>>29623391
>2
noo ive been to a museaum before loads i like history whats our favorite?
>>29623617
So fuck off cracker
>tfw you have a sexual experience that blows your mind and gives you a new perspective on life
look virgins
stop looking for innocent qt virgins that don't exist, stop giving a fuck about how many guys she's been with, and stop only pining after legit 7/10's and up. Lowering my own standards was probably the best thing I ever did in my life. After you do it you realize why everyone says it because its really not a big fucking deal at all, sex can still be amazing.
go get some, it will be worth it I promise
it's the source of all normies super powers
>>29623382
Reddit shill thread
sage
>>29623412
no
this is serious advice, im trying to help some people here
>>29623382
lol he has a spit bubble
Will 30-40 benzos be enough to kill myself?
I don't have a gun, someone help a robot out
no you'll just wake up 2 weeks from now with no recollection of what happened in between (the part you won't remember is texting all your past crushes, cursing out your family, getting a dui, and sleeping for 16 hours per day)
HOWEVER
if you take them all with about 10 shots of liquor, you will probably die
I'm glad you decide on this Trigger is garbage.
Yeah, probably not. As >>29623383 said, you'd spend a lot of time acting like a complete and total jackass, I know that much. Have fun making everyone around you hate you.
I want a girlfriend now!And I mean now!
>>29623344
You can have the one in the back of OP's picture
>>29623363
>implying she isn't married with children
No I want a fat weeb gf who'd like to lose weight with me first RIGHT NOW
In what ways are you trying to improve your life, however big or small that effort may be?
I am trying not to eat so much, trying to clear up my acne, and I am using white strips.
I have been using these face-slimming things, they work well if you are consistent with them but my face pudges up fast if I stop using them for a while.
>>29623324
showering daily, exercising, not consuming caffeine/alcohol anything like that daily, not spending so much time reading hate propaganda, sleeping more, not playing vidya all day
>>29623354
Good for you robot pal. I am proud of you.
What the hell are you little faggots doin in here!? You never leave your damn room so you gotta be up to something! is this what I pay damn near a hunnerd dollars a month for? Quite watchin your stupid queer cartoons and get outside and mow the damn lawn, or so help me ill be usin yer precious computer for target practice down at the range!!
Your thread almost died with 0 replies.
Be more careful, you idiot.
>>29624410
Hey you cant talk to dad like that! He'll kick our ass!
Your thread almost died with 0 replies.
Be more careful, you dude.
What keeps you up at night?
>>29623296
Nothing, oddly enough.
I stumble through the day, distracted and constantly worrying about debt, accomplishing nothing... but then when it's bedtime, I just fall into blissful unconsciousness.
Sleeping is the best part of my day.
>>29623296
My small penis
>>29623296
Mostly political shit or whatever math I was working on that day
>when you wake up the next morning and have a solution to a problem you went to sleep feeling really confused about
A-any Ausfags online?
Might have better luck with posting this now since all the normies are in their classes or wage cucking.
>>29623292
Kiwifag here.
No gay shit in this thread please.
>>29623292
Yeah NEET here not sure where to look to apply for jobs I can't be fucked doing up my resume it's been 2 years now without a job I have no motivation to get one anymore.
>>29623292
This is why I'm voting 1. Liberal on the Saturday. All of you autistic fucks sitting at home watching your Chinese cartoons and reaching into my pocket to pay for your lifestyle.
I'll be so happy when Turnbull makes more of you fuckers go and work for the dole 30 hours a week (for no extra pay) so some of you might actually work up the 'courage' to become a checkout chick at Woolies to fund your tendies addiction.
