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Who is Isabel? Is she single?
s a u c e
asian booty is my jam
a rare and lovely clam
>>29627216
since you are an connoisseur of phat asian ass, you probably know this chick already but if not, look up Ai Uehara. perfect ass.
>>29627239
I'm aware of the name but somehow didn't recognise her. Figures perfection like that doesn't come twice.
Do you know what video that clip is from though? I hate searching through trash to find gold.
There's not a day that goes by I don't feel and intense amount of fear over the most trivial shit. I worry non stop and I don't know why. I'm in a nervous sweat all day and I fucking hate it. Why is this happening and who else feels this way? I'm only at peace in my bed or asleep.
Which trivial shit?
It's the chemicals and energy in your brain, man.
Are you taking any stimulants like coffee, adderall, etc?
>>29626112
Little trivial shit that haunts me all day, say I see a person I know but don't say hi. Later in the day I'll be FREAKING OUT at the fact that maybe they saw me and think I'm a dick for not saying hi
>>29626169
I drink like a cup or two of coffee throughout the day
>mfw writing code for the first time in 3 years
that's an A-1 meme, friendo
>>29626021
>open up a project for the first time in months
>thoughts of suicide in the comments I don't remember writing
>writing C
>A E S T H E T I C
Why is it some people say they wish they had cancer or some terminal illness so they wouldn't have to kill themselves?
Isn't killing yourself way faster and less painful?
>>29625996
Its so their families won't realize they want to die.
>>29625996
Also sympathy from others even if it's all pretend.
It's funny, if you filthy NEETs would go out for a drive once in a while you might actually die a quick and painless death.
Go drive in an area with a lot of bars or on July 4th/New years/some other holiday where everyone gets wasted and BAM dead in a car crash.
Plus your family will get money from insurance and maybe they'll sue the drunk driver that killed you.
Mornin anon... how are you feeling?
>>29625976
o-okay
didn't knew you were here
sad as usual
listen to this, it will totally change your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo
Any other robots having trouble sleeping? I'm only able to sleep in 4 hr blocks which fucks up my day
I struggle going to sleep and waking up. If I sleep less than 12 hours I'm tired the whole day but 12 hours of being awake isn't enough to feel tired at night.
It blows.
Trouble just staying asleep or initially falling asleep, or both?
Yeah. I can sleep for pretty long when it happens. But I have a really hard time falling asleep. Usually I can't unless I'm DEAD tired. I pretty much only sleep every other night. I don't work every day so usually I can manage to have slept somewhat in the last 24 hours. So it ain't so bad. Caffeine pills help otherwise.
I'm back, I started talking to a girl, I thought I did everything right, but she just told me that she's going on a date with another guy. I'm sorry I ever left.
It's okay, anon. At least you tried. Just try to think about how much power you'll have when you hit 40. Single women will be beside themselves with grief for being single and middle-aged. Then you can cause them pain for all the pain they caused you.
drown me in your feels /r9k/, Im ready
>>29625846
she wasn't even a roastie, I thought she was different......
Turning 29 soon, never worked a day in my life, living within an upper-middle class family with enough resources and wealth to be comfortable for life.
I am essentially living life in the utopian society many experts agree is the future for humanity.
>>29625767
Living the dream anon. I'm pretty jelly.
>>29625767
i'm 21 and i live this way but i feel super bad about it, especially because my parents are decent people. don't you feel any shame about your predicament?
>>29625812
>Shame
Nope. My parents always suggested I do what makes me happy.
My brother became a self-made millionaire in the entertainment industry and my sister became a doctor with this parenting style. I became a NEET.
>girls don't ask guys out
>>29625766
iktf
>tfw you will never feel desired
These kinds of feels aren't good right before bed.
This is wrong. My gf asked me out. I was a 20 years old virgin before that, though, and I got rejected by a shitload of girls in my life.
It can happen to anyone.
>>29625952
>It can happen to anyone.
Whatever happend to white men's sexuality?
>>29625749
it's still not. i'm a fucking freak but i still can't understand the idea behind traps
>>29625749
Porn addictions
>>29625749
Its really not a problem. It affects less than 1% of society.
There are more gay man than people who like traps.
Though that does not make sense, because people who like traps are stealth-faggots anyway.
What's r9k favorite lettuce?
> I-sperg
>>29625735
https://youtu.be/SMYgcS53Ezk
>>29625735
Did you make this thread just to share that pun?
Also
>not preferring romaine
>>29625796
Also this one:
What sank the titanic?
> I-sperg
Feel free to submit your own jokes
/r9k/'s favorite albums?
>>29625659
I have shit taste
>>29625659
At the moment
Battle of mice - a day of nights
Fav track - sleep & dream
Great fucking album desu
This thread is all about how to stop being retarded or at least less retarded and pick up girls. Post your problems and I'll post solutions.
>>29625634
I have aspergers making it basically impossible to develop social skills and women constantly call me short. I am 5'10. Plus I am balding.
I litterally almost tear up when a girl ignores me for a short time or doesn't understand mem because I don't talk loud...
What do
Are roasties biodegradable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EicU8jPyxks
I think I've finally discovered what it is that really bothers me about women. After I watched this video, I just realized that women frustrate me because if you aren't traditionally masculine, you have no shot of being with them.
That seems to be all women care about. You MUST be traditionally masculine. I can't ever just have fun and be myself, i have to carefully consider my language, my actions, even my subtle body language. If any of it for just 1 moment conveys femininity, weakness, or lack of HYPERMASCULINITY, I'm screwed, done, fucked, it's over.
Do you guys feel the same way or am I just overreacting?
>>29625599
Come to America, women date all sorts of simpering SJW sissy-boy liberals here. They seem to hate masculinity.
>>29625647
absolutely false lol
>>29625599
I AM GETTING
>>29625647
CONFLICTING
>>29625699
OPINIONS HERE
WHO IS RIGHT AND HOW SHOULD I ACT IF I AM TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE LADIES-MAN??????
Is this how all NEET's eventually end?
besides the an heroes
>>29625562
>unkempt
>homeless
>addicted to just about anything
>hours from suicide
Yeah pretty much. It's just nowdays we have parents willing to put up with out shit and we have video games, the internet and unlimited porn to keep us alive long enough to not kill ourselves
>>29625562
Shaggy has had a rough life.
>>29625587
>Yeah pretty much. It's just nowdays we have parents willing to put up with out shit and we have video games, the internet and unlimited porn to keep us alive long enough to not kill ourselves
You dont even know how stupid your post is
