mfw writing code for the first time in 3 years
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: mfw writing code for the first time in 3 years
>mfw writing code for the first time in 3 years
that's an A-1 meme, friendo
>>29626021
>open up a project for the first time in months
>thoughts of suicide in the comments I don't remember writing
>writing C
>A E S T H E T I C
>>29626150
>open up old code
>thoughts of suicide provoked by comments I never wrote
>start writing code
>it's shit, refactor it before it's complete
>refactor
>refactor
>refactor
>it's still shit and not the way I want it
>delete project
I've never written good code, although I've been doing this shit for years.
>coding drunk
>write code like it's fucking magic from some occultist scrolls of Cthulhu
>next morning
>code works perfectly
>spaghetti code, no idea how the whole thing comes together
>weird functions that do some bit shifting magic and fast approximation based math functions
>no idea how it works but don't care
And that's how my alcoholism began.
>>29626164
doesn't look like a good place to put the speakers
also what's the point of a coffee machine there if there's no water source nearby?
>>29626314
>no water source nearby
aquarium
>>29626314
>He doesn't make coffee out of his pee.
It's almost as if you don't care about the environment at all.
how to program
>tfw majoring in cs freshman starts this fall
>I don't get the memes
>I'll probably never be as smart ad these anons
>>29626441
reality is you'll understand 90% of programming "inside jokes" after your introduction to programming course
>>29626441
csfags who don't know shit before they're taught it in college and who are only in because they heard it's good money annoy me. Please switch majors anonymouse
>>29626462
But I'm not doing it for the money
>>29626314
What if theres a magic water source, you realistic faggot
>>29626476
if you're doing it because you like the content then why haven't you already done it, I wonder?
>halfway through cs degree
>start spending a lot more of my free time coding, doing challenges on websites and beginning my own projects
>realize I'd rather just play video games and jerk off and the endgoal of all this is just become a generic office wagecuck
for what purpose
>>29626462
I'm the CS fag who knew nothing about it before college but chose it because I'm used to spending 16 hours a day on a computer and now my way around one + I'm a fast typer so I might as well do something that's related
couldn't care less about money TBQH as long as I get by though the high likelihood of employment is nice
>>29626498
I dropped out for 2 years to play video games and jerk off before the neet bux office sent a letter saying they won't give me any more until I come by to talk (I had just submitted my forms online for the 2 years) so I figured if I have to go to places and do things I might as well finish my degree.
Programming stories thread?
>make video games as a hobby
>print debug information to a terminal attached to the game
>print inane shit to the terminal when making sure certain loops are operating
>open up the project for the first time in a few weeks
>try to start where I left off
>fix a bug and get a loop going, the game starts endlessly printing nihilist arby's-esque lines telling me to die and eat sandwhiches
>flip the fuck out because I have no idea why it's doing that
i don't regret this hobby one bit
>>29626462
>you have to know the stuff before you go to a place dedicated to teaching the stuff to people who don't know it
>>29626435
I only drink green tea~~
>>29626407
baka
