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I'm done with this place. it's just normie fucking central now.
I remember when we used to ironically pretend to be normies. Then the normies found this place and actually thought we were being serious, started seriously posting about their girfriends and wagecuck lives and shit.
adios
Original see you in a month
>>29629651
Mata Ja ne, anon kun
>>29629651
Ah, I remember those times I thought I could escape. Look where that got me.
Social media normies have ruined our memes.
Perfect example: PEPE.
Take a look at this. Obviously done by a normie.
discuss and post more memes ruined by Stacy and Chad.
I think Pepe died a long time ago.
When niggers and half breeds (ONE DROP) started using them was the cut off. Black vines, Twitter, Instawog and all that...
Chads and Stacies, not so much.
>>29629650
>>29629727
chads and stacy's are a made up myth though
>normie finds a picture on the internet
>uses it in a dumb meme
that's literally all this is
normies don't have the attention span to "ruin" a meme. they mostly don't know what pepe is, and the ones that do move on to something new within a month.
I used to be like some of you guys. Always sad, always down...
then I realized that I could just choose to be happy.
Now, I don't do much of anything at all. Barely even leave my bed.
Since I can choose to be happy, actually doing anything beyond the bare minimum to stay alive is meaningless.
Friends? Why would I need them--I just choose to be happy.
Nice things? Objects don't make you happy...you CHOOSE to be happy.
This is the life. You don't even need tasty food, nice clothes, or the Internet.
You just take the initiative and control your emotions and just choose happiness.
>>29629596
How does choosing to feel an emotion work? I don't get it.
>>29629616
You don't feel like you control your emotions? Man, I remember when I used to think like that.
You can do it right now. I believe in you.
Just be happy. All it takes is the exercise of a little thing called choice.
I CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY WHEN I GET A HUSKY
>...it doesn't matter now. So, it shouldn't be the first topic of discussion when "getting to know me" unless you wanna get ignored.
I've had enough /r9k/, beautiful girls who have everything complain about people complimenting their appearance. They are fully aware of their beauty and want people to love them for their character and try to tell others that looks don't matter. The comments are full of "finally somebody said it" and "tired of this 24/7".
Do you have your own screenshot examples of this behavior?
Huh. She doesn't sound so bad. But looks certainly matter to her though.
>chad cheated on me so dont behave like chad
>im not a vapid whore i swear teheee
>tfw chad hurt my ego
I fucking hate cunts like this. They spend hours on shitholes like IG tailoring 10 fucking selfies a day and then write spiels about how "they know they're attractive" and "complimenting my appearance will get you nowhere", I bet if someone took a flamethrower to that bitch face of hers she would be a lot more appreciative of all those comments in retrospect. Fuck this cunt, and fuck the thristy ass niggers that enable it.
>starting tomorrow, I'm going to try harder and not fall into my old habits
>>29629573
Come on man, even you don't believe that
>>29629573
don't worry.
YES! you can definitely stop fapping.
it'll take more willpower than you imagine.
don't ever surrender!
six months without fapping: this is your first target.
>>29629573
Good for you, bro.
I know you can do it.
How can I improve my catfishing abilities?
Are there any experiemced catfishers here who can guide a noob?
Kys
originalpostploxroblox
>>29629571
wtf, dat pic absolutely describes ME.
I'm 48 and still listening those shitty Ozzy songs that I started listening when I was 16.
I *love* to be alone, and reached many times the goal of an entire week without speaking to anyone.
And I imagined myself in some situation so many times, that the first time it happened everyone believed it wasn't my first.
>>29629699
Thanks for the bump though
This is why you don't have a gf. A pretty well kept secret by the US. There are too many fucking men.
Before some idiot links population numbers, take notice that we're showing the population of 18-29 in this graph. Any graphs and charts you see that show the population of men and women being equal, are including the age groups in their 50s and upwards.
>>29629533
>1.05 males for every female at birth
Why
literally all niggers
>>29629565
Males are more likely to die young, so maybe it's an evolutionary adaption to ensure 50/50 split? I dunno what you're referencing desu
What are some lesser known massacres and school shootings?
I have a morbid interest in this stuff.
>>29629506
this is one forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXs8Ds71YaI
>>29629506
The ones that failed.
>>29629506
I bet no one knows this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zug_massacre
2 more months until this enormous crop of summer posters start to recede.
>assuming they're going to leave
>haha summer amirite guys
>>29630969
this one just never stop being relevant
Why do muscle heads always get so agitated so easily? and always feel the need to prove themselves to people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWj0LKCQOxE
Because roidrage and low intelligence.
>>29629511
don't forget the most important ingredient.
small dick.
>>29629532
this
originalestcommentbloxyblox
This is a typical normie.
Ignore and HIDE this thread at all cost, robots.
Do NOT. I repeat do NOT let a normie tell you who you are, they don't see the world like we do, don't let them invade this board.
This is a typical robot. Remind him that he is only a loser because he chose to be. Remind him he is a failure purely by his own fault and no one else's.
>>29629449
no. It's extremely unfair that chad gets to rawdog prime cunt while robots have to rot in their own depression
>>29629475
Chad chose to be Chad. The robot chose to be a robot.
OK robots I know of a sure fire way to get a lot of money really fast but of course its neither legal nor ethical. The thing is that its basically a victimless crime and the chances of me getting found out are zero. I know others who have done this and there is literally zero risk.
But its super unethical. Like selling fanfic about fucking kids level of unethical.
Wat do? Go for the money or be a normie?
The money will be enough for me to retire with a permanent pension even adjusted for inflation.
BTW as I said its a victimless crime, not like selling drugs or shit.
>>29629412
TELL ME
tell me
t e l l m e
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how TO MAKE the MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29629412
>Unethical
>Victimless
??
>>29629412
we're not gonna be able to make a judgement on it unless you tell us what it is
Is there really a way to improve them?I always feel like shit after I talk with someone because I will just say/do something embarrassing and will not stop think about with months.I have interview in a few hours on a job that I'm not really sure if I will be able to do properly and just feel like I will die every second.
>>29629390
yeah... it's a lot of work.
http://www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf
It's easier and more natural every time you do it, but you have to do it more often.
>>29629403
Forgot to say that also my voice usually sounds a bit bad when talking with people I barely know/dont like,sometimes freeze(inside) if someone looks at me and probably my facial expression is cringy.Is there a way to work on them.
>>29629408
I mean in the sense that you do it properly because it might feel natural but you can still embarrass yourself all the time.
Does anyone else know what it's like to be so attractive that guys are actually intimidated by you and don't want to ask you to date or anything?
Because I've got that problem. Shit sucks.
I've been told that I'm very attractive, and I'm certain that I am because I spend a lot of time making sure I have good hygiene and I have a good face and everything, but no guys want to date me.
>>29629362
post pics or shut up
bullshit
the guy you want you to hit on you doesnt do it for whatever reason
or you are an actual neckbeard
whatever, either way, fuck right off
>>29629362
>but no guys want to date me
Whenever you're gaybot or roastie, people dont want to date you because they're anxious about you dumping them at any given moment because you have ton of options.
normalcunts and femscum get of my board NOW
>>29629360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xdJYpkVkHm
REEEEEE
>>29630545
Who is she 77777?
Ur a faget. I post memes on facebook and fucking love it. And here I am retarded nigger.
