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Recommend me some robot kino
>>29631695
>kino
stop with this meme
it doesn't mean anything
>>29631695
Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice is essential kino for everyone
>>29631745
>doesn't know what it means
>AV producer: One in 200 Japanese women performed in porn
>As to that one-in-200 ratio, the director is more inclined to put it closer to one in 50. 'But this is nothing compared to the fuzoku trade, whose numbers are overwhelming', the director adds.
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2011/12/27/av-producer-one-in-200-japanese-women-performed-in-porn/
WoW. i'm speechless can't believe it didn't know that. This is disguting.
If you've actually lived or been to Japan this wouldn't be shocking to you.
>>29631657
now i am going to give you yet another shock about females - the ones that do porn are actually having sex with less men than the ones who don't because they are getting paid each time, the ones who don't have to have more sex with different men who might or might not pay or provide the benefits
no woman in 2016 has sex without extracting benefits from the male unless she is mentally ill or very ugly
>>29631657
>producer: One in 200
I love these clickbaits for teens.
Imagine a pornproducer saying the same about some western country
Hey there, this could be of some help to you all... read it all the way through and your life will not feel as horrible, ahhhh the power of literature :)
http://www.colorado.edu/studentgroups/shortfiction/RidiculousMan.pdf
>>29631626
already read it
and yes, I am the ridiculous man
I read it a while ago but how does it apply to r9k?
Well that was nice. But what if you fail to become preacher and remain wicked instead no matter how hard you try?
>"Wahh I can't get a gf"
>Every time anon posts a girl he has a crush on she's clearly out of his league
Go after what you have a reasonable chance of attracting, not women you have no chance in getting. For r9k that's chicks with low self esteem, fat girls, homely girls and so on.
You'll never ever get the women you're going for right now, that's why you're alone.I know some robots go after girls that are attainable, well done to those guys for having reasonable goals.
>>29631545
Nakamura-san, you know robots will say
> I refuse, is it that hard to find a skinny white girl who is smart, likes my hobbies, isn't batshit insane and also a virgin
but the answer is yes, because that girl is out of your league.
>>29631545
But I tried to get fat and homely girls, but I'm too boring even for them.
I learned that just knowing about anime doesn't helps you gets girls if you don't have an ounce of charisma.
>>29631590
Not even Chad gets a girl like that, a robot expecting to is delusional.
Is this the hottest picture even taken?
>>29631514
Wtf? Probably not
>>29631514
The hands ruin it
It looks like some kind of alien meet-up
> Fondled her breast and even inserted my dick from behind before I woke up
Life can be good sometimes.
>>29631471
>shoved my face into her pussy and had her hug my head with her tanned thighs before i woke up
i love sleeping
>tfw no sexy dreams
All I ever dream of is helping injured cats and dogs, and those dreams can be very depressing.
Whenever I touch a breast in my dream I can't really feel it. Is this because my brain doesn't actually know what it feels like?
Can someone please explain the appeal of traps to me.
Best of both worlds
/thread
>>29631460
>desire to suck penis but not attracted to the male physique
>over exposure to porn lead you to needing more harder kinds of porn to look at to get you off
>the normal feminine physique wasn't enough, you wanted something different, but not completely different
/thread
>>29631460
Look like chicks, have dicks
What's not to love?
I think it's important to understand that a woman could never prefer a short male. You will forever be what she settles for while she fantasizes about bigger men.
I would use the term "man" but I don't consider short males men.
Why the hell should I care?
Another day, another post by bitter lanklet virgin whose oneitis went with a short guy.
>>29631497
Keep on denying reality
>solid 8/10
>still managed to remain a virgin into my early 30s
I don't understand
I'm a solid 7.5 yet I can't get a date at 24
>>29631438
>>29631466
Sorry to break it to you guys. You are 6/10's. I'm significantly better looking than you (pic related), and I only consider myself a 7/10.
>>29631438
6.5/10
>>29631466
5/10
You really overestimated yourself, bro.
>>29631494
8.5/10
What is the easiest way to get sick?
>>29631431
Hire a team of people on craigslist to fart in your face.
>>29631517
Do you have something quicker in mind?
share needles with heroin addicts. they're bound to have something
What is it like being a cute girl who gets a lot of male attention?
>>29631417
I once took the phone of a cute girl who gets a lot of male attention and it was crazy, she had like 3 messages per minute of guys offering to hang out, to talk, people liking pictures and shit like that.
After that I'm grateful when a girl decides to talk to me, considering how many options they have avaible at any time.
>>29631417
I have been talking to a cute girl for a while and it is pretty much like >>29631456 said
they get nonstop attention and invites for hanging out and sex and shit. Like we do not see it because we are fairly normal and guys, but cat calling actually happens if you are an attractive girl; in ways where even though I feel bad for the guy for getting rejected, it is way worse when i imagine myself in the girl's place, because rejecting guys and trying to be nice is tiring after 100 times.
in a way being a girl is like being a celebrity with the constant paparazzi harassment and attention. It becomes too much for anyone to want, even if you like attention.
Even though I am a kissless virgin, I was never as desperate as some of the people that she get's messages from, like the beta's really are a problem that needs to get genocided. I am happy just to have this girls's attention, but if I ever lost it I would never stoop so low as some of these betas that she is constantly being texted and talked to by.
Also women are stupid and try to think guys are just being nice, when the guy CLEARLY wants sex. like it is aggravating to see how naive some women are when a "nice guy" starts being "nice" because they dont realize his ulterior motive. OR they will realize it but end up being paranoid and thinking any form of friendliness is a guy wanting sex.
being a guy is much harder but also simple and straightforward, being a girl is easy mode but so fucking complex and overstimulating that it is still not great.
>>29631417
You would just get used to it and take it for granted.
Why do women have a majority Crab Culture that promotes them to be lazy, when men are getting more competitive by the day?
wonderful read. I always enjoy reading women's Hamstering. There's is an unapologetic ignorance, arrogance, and irrationality about their thought process that's like watching an absurdist play unfold.
Any more?
>>29631629
>anymore
literally just go on reddit and its everywhere
im glad this place is majoirty men because I laugh a lot more here than I ever did on reddit
>>29631658
>than I ever did on reddit
Please leave
why not buy bitcoin?
it is almost guaranteed to rise after the halvening
>>29631345
no it will crash you faggot
>>29631367
how do you know that?
it nearly tripled the last halvening
>>29631345
by halving do you mean after mt.gox? that was a while ago. it looks like its in the six hundreds now
what's it like not being autistic?
autistic is being not like it was but when? why and how would you ask without an inching inclination of thinking beyond the question in hand, not harder, lighter, quicker or slower just inside or outside a re-engineering of a explanation with the more or less understanding to be honestly bonsai breaks the motion to a slowing pedal or rim breaking question that sits on a single seated mode of transportation without rolling windows and five wheels to sleep in a beginning that expands into nothing holding 50
>>29631335
You can walk down the street without fear and anxiety i guess like being on drugs that mellow you out for an autist.
My anxiety and overstimulation is what cripples me from my aspergers. I always wondered waht it would be like to be a normal person and just walk down the street without the over stiumaltion making you feel cornered.
I also wonder what its like to just see a person and walk up to them and talk to them. Cant do this with aspergers really unless a lot of conditions are met.
>>29631335
Pretty normal. Eat, sleep, shit. Repeat. I'm not autistic, but I'm quiet, so I guess pretty similar, the only difference is I'm listening to whats going on around me and piping in every now and again, and understanding what is happening in the social situation.
>have above average looks
>female classmates called you "cute", "handsome", etc quite a few times when you were a teen
>had some chances to have a gf during high school but didn't get the hints at the time plus was too much of a pussy
>still end up as a 24 year old KV (and probably a future wizard) thanks to my shitty autist personality and diagnosed social anxiety
I'm living proof that personality/status > looks
Genetics blessed me with good facial looks and a decent height and I still managed to fail at life. At least you ugly robots have an excuse.
I have yet to see a person here who calls himself attractive turn out to be actually ly attractive. You are simply overestimating your looks
>>29631330
I agree. I see ugly cunts with girlfriends all the time. Sometimes I just think some people's standards here are impossible. No one is that good.
>>29631349
This
>>29631330
Post pics now
