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>meet up with an old friend from primary school in another town
>hes on antidepressants as well, only likes playing vidya
>spend a few days at his place hanging out
>meet his other League buddies, crazy gamer kids, we hang out and fool around
>i go back home
>10 days later i recieve a phone call
>its the friend
>"hey anon why dont you come again soon, these fools down here have started to miss you man"
IS THERE A BETTER FEELING?
are you at all concerned about how you might fuck this up?
Except theleague part.
Seems like that's the only thing most people wanna play.
I just wanna play old shit like soul caliber 2
>>29629354
I'm just happy this has happened for once in my lifetime, everything seems so great.
Even so, they are depressed losers like me, so as long as I don't act like an asshole things should be okay I think.
DAE watch videos of people cuddling because we cant have that?
shit quality picture related.
already know im a faggot please dont waste your time telling me that.
Yeah. That's what I want to see in amateur porn desu...
faggot
time originally wasted
It's pretty fucked up that I don't want to see it just because I can't have it.
I want to see it because I don't think it's even possible...
I like simple movies with happy endings juat because I want to believe that good things can happen..
Reality... isn't friendly.
ITT: You post your fondest childhood memory
I'll start, I used to play "hide and seek" with my mum in the bath. I would stick my head under the water and she would humor me, pretending I disappeared.
Playing flash games on the internet. Didnt have a good childhood.
>>29629268
Getting first computer.
seeing the undertaker wrestle JBL when i was 10.
Good mornin, wagecuck.
The traffic is already backing up. Better get up and get ready.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29629245
Thiskind of morning makes me happy I'm not a wagecuck or gradecuck.
*honk*honk* "Move you assholes! I have to be early today for Mr. Shekelstein or else i get fired. Move!!
<meanwhile, in wagies home>
"yo gurl, he gone yet?"
"am a fuck you little tight white ass into next week....god dayum guuuuurl"
"when you gonna deevorce 'em, huh?, I have never worked a day in muh life and Iz likin' this crib you gotz. I wantz half of this sheeeeet"
>Every day the train roll up to the station.
>So heavy
>So fast
>So close
I could just throw myself in front of it. Every day I think this thought.
Just a step and a half, and boom.
Done.
That simple.
Yet I keep seeing the train again.
>>29629180
There's no rush. You've gone on for this long without giving in so I'm sure you can just continue to do the same for awhile longer. Just take the step when you are ready my man.
Don't see it as your saviour, instead, see it as a daily question.
"Are you ready?"
There's no shame in answering "no".
>>29629180
If I pushed you in front of that, would you die?
I know that feel OP
it seemed like such a painful and messy way to go until you ride it every day. It's almost tempting. Right there, if you just stepped in front...
Anyone has some depressing anime to watch?
I wanted to cheer myself up by watching some cute girls doing cute things shows but I ended up being more depressed when I realised my life will never be that comfy.
I would ask /a/ but
>boku no pico
>bible black
Berserk
Grave of the fireflies
>>29629169
Casshern Sins
>>29629169
I don't watch depressing animes anymore because I already want to kill myself. What I really hate is when mindless action and cute animus taking serious turns.
>one chance at life
>not born black
>not having a BBC
>not able to pull white pussy by merely existing
why even live
To jerk your little white cock to interracial porn
>Not being able to pull whores at whim
Lol ok you can be black and have that ability bro, I'll just go back to my well off suburb and live comfortably while statistically going to college and getting paid more.
Please kill yourself Tyrone. You literally do nothing but suck resources and live off the rest of us. We would be so much better without useless black retards like you.
if i was a white woman i would find myself a super black bull with at least a 9" dong and suck and fuck him and have his babies and suckle our black babies on my big white tits' milk
>tfw wasted my teenage years being bitter and a fatass
>tfw didn't lose the weight until 20 and didn't get to experience teenage love because of being a fat loser
You probably still wouldn't have experienced it if you were thin, so don't worry.
>>29629258
>tfw you still look ugly when thin
I've seen my fat and thin photos, not much of a difference
>>29629258
You're probably right, seeing how I'm socially autistic. Hence why I'm on this shithole.
>be 21y kv
>friend finally got a gf
>talks a lot about their sex life
>tells how he took her virginity
>has started ridiculing other friends that are virgins
>then quickly tries to assure that it's okay because remembers that I'm a virgin
>humiliating as fuck
>acts totally ignorant to the fact that he has turned into a smug bastard
Should I really stop interacting with other people for good?
If he got a gf, why not do what he did?
>>29629112
Some shit friend you got.
I wouldn't stop interacting with anyone. Just look for other friends. Either that or loose your wizard apprentice status and get over this bump with your friend.
In the end, everyone can be a massive dick, just choose the dicks you can handle.
>>29629112
In the western world it seems that friends are just competitors by proximity. It seems groups of people use each other as a barometer on how to approach life.
We have to stop KONY , you guys.... only we can do this, Together.....
That was like 4 years ago guy, Kony is long since taken care of
I mean, surely we'd still be hearing about him if we hadn't
Yep, yep just goes to show what people can accomplish when we all work together
>>29629074
there needs to be a game about kony
hopefully we can get a brony 2017 movement going
clop in hell
Id rather be a manlet or obese than be an autist. At least some women will look past the first 2 while all females are hardwired the revile the latter.
pic unrelated.
its simple, just stop being an autist
>>29629095
Its impossible to change how your brain is hardwired you neurotypical asshole.
>>29629142
if only the brain was a flexible and adaptable organ in constant flux, it would be so nice. but no, sadly the brain doesnt change whatsoever after the age of 21, to the minute.
ITT: Clever expressions to be used instead of normal ones. For example instead of saying something was funny, I like to say "That gave me a dopamine boost"
>>29629041
this post really makes me angry
>>29629041
If you post a shitty meme, at least don't also post a shitty thread topic. I hate you
>>29629041
Why did you make this thread
This gave me a depression boost
I almost wish we could ban Pepe/Wojak images already, it's grating as fuck having the board constantly filled with these in every single thread without end. I have to actively try not to instantly disregard every post I see with some variation of those two.
Somehow Gondola is sort of tolerable, probably by way of being much more sparse and also more artistic.
Additionally, ironic shitposting is unfunny and gay and just clogs up the board, the porn people post is disgusting and I don't want to fucking look at it, and anons who mention being female or who are clearly female ruin all discussion.
I don't like blinding myself to what is going on and silencing things I don't like to see, but I realize I've waited too long and I finally can't take this garbage anymore.
I should start using filters today. I saw someone the other day talking about creating a sort of "community within a community" using filters, and I think this is a good idea. Suggestions for possible keywords?
So what you're saying is you dislike every content on this board that isn't content that should actually belong on other boards anyway?
How about you fuck off to the other boards then?
>>29629125
how dare you suggest this? everything must cater to OPs opinions!
>>29629033
Triggered?cockblox
Get in here what's on your mind? how are you feeling?
>Clearly used to be an ENFP as a child
>Everybody liked me
>Years go by and my parents neglect and abuse only grow
>Start to think nothing I do or say is good enough
>Stop talking all together around people
>Receive even less encouragement and positive remarks as a consequence
>It escalates and spirals badly
>Withdraw from society as much as possible
>Start calling myself an INFP to 'justify' my extreme solitude
I've been better, but at least I'm not at the bottom anymore.
>>29629029
nothing new, as shit
goddamn world
>tfw every friend I make no matter how close I thought I was with them eventually starts avoiding me and not talking to me
>tfw I just want to find out why I'm so unappealing as a person that they can't even bother holding a telephone conversation with me for more than five minutes
>>79265794
In the loo I do not poo but, take to the streets before I stain my sheets.
-Pajeet
Designate the heavens and ordain men, but, designate the street for poo and never the loo.
- Craapah Korma
The wind will blow,The bird will tweet, I will put my shit on your street.
-Dutti dumpahstreeetah
Nature curves and wills bend, The shits on the streets will never end. It will always pour from my end and offend to no end.
-Designattedah Shittah
These words are 10,000 thousand golden poems, these streets will know countless billion turds. It will happen heard and ever unheard, seen as it is ever obscene.
--Pootah Nevalooin
This is funny but most Indians who browse 4chan are not religious
Also if Indians can afford computers and internet in India, that means they're middle class which means they have toilets so the poo in loo thing doesn't apply to them either
>>29629000
>Tryhard: The Poster
>>29629087
ahaha i get it, its a player on die hard : hanukah with santaclaus
