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I'm tired of being a 2nd class citizen everywhere I go just because I'm ugly
That looks like the staircase at NC State on the walkway right next to Hillsborough street
>feel like shit about my appearance
>have sent people ive not known for long my picture and they say i look fine or cute
>always think they're just lying to not be an asshole
i-i mean no one would call someone outright ugly right? how the fuck do i know im ugly or not
>>29633689
its hard to know if your ugly because there are different opinions on what makes someone ugly. if you think that you are ugly then that just means you acknowledge the fact that you fall under the image of what you consider ugly not necessarily what others think. Ive had people make fun of the way i look, cuz of le jew nose manlet, my whole life but Ive also found at least that not everyone is gonna think youre ugly even if its like 10% of people
>Wears a choker
>Loves Harely Quinn
>teehee I'm such a nerd
there is literally nothing wrong with being a basic bitch
>>29633622
>implying all bitches aren't basic
Are there any movies about robots?
Not mainstream enough, for now, wait until it becomes hype like "geeks" and "nerds" and it may happen
>>29633585
no
even the supposed losers always have token friend or two
even the dude in nhk
reeeeeee33333
>>29633585
originalio metallico
Are women even turned on by the sight of dicks?
Fembots, suppose you'd had a guy, that you could only watch and was fully clothed and alone. What would you ask him to do to turn yourself on?
I've cyber sexed with a lot of girls who were turned on by seeing my penis. But there seems to need to be some kind of context with women. They won't get turned on by random dicks but if they like you and have accepted you as a sexual partner then they will love your dick.
>>29633550
women don't lust over dicks the same way guys do
women think how good it would feel inside them
thats about it
I often hear about artists consider the female form to be beautiful, but the male form to be ugly. Women generally agree except for gays.
Is it true? That when you take away the attachments of lustful attraction, that the female form just objectively beautiful?
>delivering a baby for a white couple
>the baby turns out to be black
>>29633465
I would have killed to be in your place my friend
top fucking kek
>>29633465
What happened then sempai?
>I have a Jamaican uncle
>it will never be the late 2000s again
>ywn see emo kids on myspace post their self harm pics again
>ywn listen to the music of that era as if it was new ever again
>late 2000s
>emo
Underaged or just straight pleb?
>tfw no traditional goth rock gf
>>29633440
Do you feel like a man, when you push her around? Do you feel better now?
>>29633440
Good. It was all terrible. I don't miss any of it desu.
So how exactly is the perfect way to fap? Slow, long strokes? Fast? The slow upward twist? Fast upward twist? Just tug the tip? Super fast stop and go? Should you even finish?
>>29633370
With a mouth around your cock.
>>29633506
I can't reach that far
I like the frenulum rub method with just 1 finger on the underside of the head. Makes your dick throb with pleasure and cum like a volcano erupting.
Downside is it takes a while, and you have to be in the right mood.
>tfw parents will pay a psychiatrist because im not a wageslave
>tfw they think im mental ill because i dont wanna work or go outside of my house
fuck u mom
i'm not a slave
>>29633364
You're not fooling anyone wagie
ITT: Redditor finds /r9k/, ruins own life to fit in
>>29633364
>He thinks he's not mentally ill
Better get to work on those chores, kiddo. Those gbp aren't going to earn themselves.
>nobody has ever found you attractive
>nobody will ever find you attractive
haha! Kind of makes you feel like cutting your face off with a razor
You know? haha!
>>29633325
I do know
shut up mentalfag
>>29633367
I concur indeed
ITT: paranoid and autistic thoughts.
>can't stop thinking about the internet saving everything I do
>always dream that I'll get famous by writing a novel or becoming a politician and suddently they will leak weird things I search on the internet
>news everywhere showing the failure I am
>always think that someone watches me through my webcam to show others how fucked i am
>alway afraid that important stuff like a visa card or cash and keys can be stolen or lost when walking in the street. same shit with bacpack.
This is not everything i guess. i'm too lazy to type with my screen keyboard.
>>29633303
>4chan
>famous/mildly good at life
Pick one.
>>29633413
I haven't had a job for the last 3 years, I'm almost 24 years old but everything will be alright, r-right guys?
I had one chance at life. Born white.
>>29633297
OP here, I wanted to write ''non-white'' sorry hehe
>>29633320
Racist! I'm the real OP, I wanted to be born Asian just like in my animu
>>29633297
Be glad. White people are trash.
Is it true? Is the average English person a low IQ idiot?
>>29633281
huurrr durrr mummy cum and wank me old willy! I will make you a cuppa and we can watch the telly!
>>29633281
Average northerner, yeah.
Telling by Brexit being successful, yes.
How much should a guy who 5'7 weigh?
Im 180lbs right now, am i fat?
>>29633245
180 is a bit fat, maybe shoot for 165, 160.
Yes you are fat, I'm 6'1 and weigh the same and I'm chubby
>>29633263
>>29633245
Yeah. I'm 6'2", 176lbs, and I am pretty fat. Stop eating, you disgusting pig.
Daily reminder that if you want a gf, you are a normie and you don't belong here.
Please fuck off normies, wtf is happening to this fucking board?
What the fuck is up with the surveys? when did anyone give a shit about any other person here? stop it. i can feel an underlying hatred of all mankind just brewing beneath every reply to this bait.
Bump
Please post more photos of cows getting BTFO
>>29633188
Farmworker here, found a cow dead hanging exactly like that once.
Anyone else hate when normies read greentexts on sites like reddit and tumblr?
>haha those wacky 4chan guys and their silly antics
Fuck off, they arent for you.
Is it just me or does this bother other people too?
>>29633117
what silly antics is this wacky 4chan guy up to now
>>29633117
I once saw one of my stories on r/cringe and r/justneckbeardthings
Fuck them. They're not redpilled like me
>>29633117
>puts private stuff on the internet
>gets upset when people look at it
>faps to leaked nudes and ex gf threads
>doesn't see the hypocrisy
I don't give a fuck if anything I posted ended up getting laughed at. It's an anonymous image board. If these are your deepest secrets and you can't stand to have them invalidated why come to 4chan? If I ripped on your green text in the thread you posted in would that upset you? Either way grow a pair and stop worrying about what people on the internet think.
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