>join dating site
>gonna take a good picture later and add some info
>some 5/10 roastie sends me a date request before i've even got a picture or any information at all
Finally the proof that all women are whores
>>29632080
it was actually a gaytrap
Are you trying to get autism points from other equally autistic robots? Fuck off faggot.
>>29632100
Butthurt roastie detected, it was you wasn't it? Ree
Next time message a good gentleman and not a faceless person, might as well go outside and date the air you breathe
>she thinks guys notice her when she enters a room
>>29632062
You know when you see something disgusting but you just can't take your eyes off of it?
>>29632062
>she thinks she deserves at least a 7/10 man
>she convinces herself that she does make up for herself and not to attract guys
I wish I can travel to the multiverse to Barney's universe and murder him and his friends. Fuck him and fuck the people who came up with this shit. I should of forgotten that faggot show a long time ago but my retarded older brother loves that shit and he doesn't want me to forget. He's always putting that shit on a loop, and he won't shut the fuck about that nigger Derek or that spic Carlos. All he speaks is gibberish because he has an iq of a potato. At least downies know when to stop fucking around but my brother, he lives to torture me. I can't take...
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Please help me. I don't think I'll make it any longer.
>Not being able to cut off retard from his supply of Barney
I think you might deserve it.
>>29632119
It's not just that. he speaks jibberish yeling "HOH HO DEREK LMAO! You can take away everything from hm but he still has the will to annoy the shit put of you with his stupid name calling and shit.
Why don't you forever alone NEETs go to the beach? You can look at real life almost naked women for free.
Pic related; I'm at the beach right now
>>29631984
>the beach is 300 miles away
>the near beaches are too cold for swimming sluts
>>29631984
>3D
begone normie cunt
>>29631995
maybe outerspace is for you then! its not that far
You are acting like you hate women all the time but honestly how many of your would jump at the chance if a girl told you she loves you? I literally chose to be alone for life, I wouldnt date a girl even if she 20/10 top model
>>29631977
No girl worth being with in this world meets my standards, and I don't think I meet their standards either.
>>29631977
I don't think I could ever really love anyone. I don't even love my own mother, and she's been nothing but good to me.
girls dont love men...ever
only deluded beta males think women are capable of love
Who /schizoaffective/ here?
>tfw hearing voices more often now
>>29631961
What do they tell you?
>>29632019
They don't tell me anything. I just hear whispering and people shouting my name.
scisotypal here fucking dislexa too dude. I havent heard the voices for a while but i started prozac last week for my crippling depression
How soon will it smell bad? I expect to be found within 6-8 hours. It'll be in a basement. How much space do they need to get me up the steps and out the side door? Or will they have to fit me through the main basement door?
>>29631939
Does it matter?
Make sure you dont eat or drink much and go to the toilet as recent as possible otherwise you'll lose control of your digestive system leading to you shitting/pissing yourself in your last moments.
You'll probably be stiff as fuck and might even hit your head while trying to get you to fit through the doorway.
>>29632031
This, the clean up crew will appreciate it.
leave some cookies for them.
>>29632076
Add in a small note stuck to your trousers telling the clean up crew that your ass is not to be used as a very realistic fuck toy.
I've heard some people with necrophilia work just to do it
>tfw you kept liking racist/neo-nazi posts on Facebook
>tfw you didn't realize all your friends could see your likes
lmfao get blacked faggot
>tfw you searched for loli and zooporn on Amazon
>tfw you didn't know your enemies worked at Amazon
>>29631932
>get tagged in the background of a picture of someone else
>someone downloads it
>I get a notification that so-and-so downloaded a picture I was tagged in
How do i get neetbux? i just turned 18 and my parents want to cut me off, they won't pay for my food now and I've been using my savings to buy ramen HELP Im too autistic to get a real job i live in canada
they're letting me keep my room but they wont pay for anything, im diagnosed with ADD but not autism, whats the quickest route to free money?
>>29631878
Kill yourself duder
>>29631983
second quickest route?
>>29631878
well you should try applying for welfare in some social whatever service try searching it on internet
Would you rather have:
>a 10/10 gf who is really bad at sex and scrapes her teeth on your dick
or
>a 5/10 gf who is really good at sex
10/10 gf. Sex isn't everything, I can find workarounds to make sex pleasurable for me and get her to stop giving me blowjobs or another solution. Stupid question op.
>>29631855
Is the 10 bad because she's a virgin? If so, I pick her. If she's not a virgin, then I pick no one. The 5 is clearly not a virgin.
5/10 easy peasy question
Why do people say you should just ask your partner if they're cheating?
I see this a lot now, if someone wants to go through their wife or husbands phone people will say that they should just ask instead.
Isn't that silly though? If someone is cheating, asking them will just let them know you're suspicious and it's not like they'll tell you the truth. Then after they find out you're suspicious they either cover their traces better or lay off for a little while and you're in a worse position than you started.
I'm just trying...
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>>29631850
>go through phone
>ask them anyway just to see if they'll admit it
>if they do maybe you can work things out, if not they're a liar and your relationship is fucked
That's just feminists and faggots protecting the slut imperative.
>>29632034
Nah, if they cheat, it's over. Them admitting it doesn't make it any better at all. If you stay with a cheater, you're literally a cuck.
Feels thread.
>tfw you find out she never really cared about you
>And only talked to you out of pity and so she doesn't seem rude
>I'm alive
Shit sucks :/
>>29631807
hey guys, do you have a neet work where you win more money than your family?.
I happen to have one where I'm a 3-D designer and I win $3000 to $6000 monthly, the thing is that everyone in my family called me a loser and practically was the black sheep for being the different one, parents are hypocrites and my younger siblings just goddamn assholes, in fact they are chad and stacy, so...unexpectedly I got a neet job a few years back then and since then, I was saving my money until I had more than anyone...
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>>29631856
I have been living there since for a few weeks and I have been receiving the petty insults of my former family who are now living in their shitty small home together and with not enough money to barely handle them plus they couldn't get my chad younger brother out of prison, obviously I have been cut off from the family but that's okay guys, now I will need to get my gun and license to make sure they will not try anything funny.
Aside from that how is going on?
>tl;dr I was...
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Are you doing it right?
I wear long cargo shorts with New Balance shoes. Is this okay?
I don't wear shorts.
Partly because of shit like this where the line between too short and too long is too fine, but mostly because I don't like my legs being uncovered outside in the wind and everything.
>>29631873
>not hemming your own clothes
heh.. fuckin plebs...
>go twenty years sans-gf
>girl asks me out
>she's like 9/10
>accept the offer like a jew accepts a tax rebate
>we go out for like a month
>what was fun for a week suddenly seems horrible
>decide to break up with her
>it ends up being on good terms because i tell her that i'm gay
>never...
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I have tried to find out who tubgirl was so I could get the rest of her videos for like forever but no one seems to know
I'm content on being alone, I'm content on dying a virgin. I'm sure sex is great but I can't see myself doing it and caring for someone seems like a chore.
>>29631709
This right here is why I say that robots don't actually want GFs. They think they do, but what they actually want I'd an idealized servant with a pussy. Not necessarily a very hot one, but one that they won't have to compromise with ever.
GFs expect you to give back, to do things with them that may not be as interesting to you, and to spend time, energy, and emotion on them. This right here is why so many robots will post "hurr gfs suck; I had one and I I'm am expert." It didn't...
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I don't know why, but from as long as I could remember I thought most people were pretty unaesthetic looking. It really isn't a porn thing, I'm not a big consumer of porn. I always kind of felt that way. The way I feel has kind of made my standards really unrealistically high, I guess it's unrealistic, I am working on myself though. At the very least it is very restricting, there are seldom people I look at and go "oh I could keep interest in them sexually". I don't know what it is.
As far as I am concerned, if I was in most people who...
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>>29631702
no one? I can't be the only one
Your post is 2long
>>29631702
It's called having high standards and you should keep it that way