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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/there-is-a-type-of-fungus-that-can-instantly-induce-orgasms-in-women-with-its-smell-a6687611.html
How are white men supposed to compete with THIS?
>>29628606
That mushroom can be consumed as a drug too
>>29628819
amanitas can yeah. op should have mentioned pic unrelated
>>29628845
shrooms > sex desu
>girls asked you out
>she has really bad eyesight
I did it bros
Don't fuck it up lad.
Whatever personality remains buried deep within your soul, it's time at last to drag it to the fore.
Make us proud, Anon.
>>29628596
tfw she gets lasik
>>29628596
>girl asked me out
>i have really bad eyesight
P...please kill me
Post images that are L I T E R A L L Y you xD
I'm a dragon
Origin n
oh cee u p
>>29628530
Well this is pretty much me ell o ell
>Anon, I'm dumping your racist ass. You're a monster. I've stood by too long and let myself stoop to your level. I've put up with the red pilling, the bigot diatribes, and meming. I'm done. Supporting Trump is the last straw. Brexit is the last straw. You're not the man I thought you were. You're not someone I can ever be with. And you never will. I'm taking the kids and going to live with Jamal. He'll be a better father to them than your racist ass can ever dream of being. And if you call, I swear only the police will be waiting for you. Good-bye.
Haha so Jamal will be raising my kids
>>29628512
jokes on you OP i havent spoken to a woman in like a year so this will never happen to me
rekt
>>29628512
Jamal is going to beat your ass stupid and you know it and I'll win full custody and you'll never see this kids again.
>tfw you dream of uniting all races and nations
>wanting to live in the same societies as jews and niggers
why
The only thing that can acomplish that is an alien attack.
Our petty squabbles will continue until then.
>>29628460
you already do right now
I'm curious. How many of you own/ have owned a fedora at some point in your life?
Also, have anyone here ever fallen for the supreme gentleman class-is-for-men meme?
I was an obese 12 year old boy and wore a giant, black fedora every day with jeans, a tshirt, and Kmart tennis shoes. I'm 21 and still feel embarassed
>>29628447
No. Jesus Christ. If you own a fedora, literally kill yourself.
I wore a trilby when Zero Punctuation just started getting popular. People actually liked it on me back then. But god damn do I hate that hat now.
all i am good at is being thief ;_;
>>29628403
Sing a song for us, gypsy.
>>29628403
these internet comics are too long I lost interest as soon as I found out about them, I don't know what kind of autist loser would be interested in them
>>29628418
it's funny because i am a white man living in middle of commie gypsy gheto
>Daddy, what's racism? And why did mommy said it was the reason she left you? She said it all started with Brexit. And sow she's taking us to live with Tyrone instead, who's apparently going to be my new daddy. But I wanna stay with you...
>>29628351
don't call me a pig you heiffer
>>29628351
I fucking hate the expression on this little girls face
What is that even supposed to mean
>>29628384
I'd say she just gambled on a fart and lost.
>whenever I'm at someone's house I set their Toaster to max while they're not looking
>I sleep well that night knowing they'll be having burnt toast for breakfast the next morning
What are some times where you've gone absolutely D E V I L I S H
>Someone says "God loves you"
>Say, "Thank you, I know"
>Actually am agnostic
>someone sneezes and looks around room
>don't say "God bless you"
>they hang their head and mumble "excuse me"
:))
>at someone else's house
>put can of cooking spray in oven when they're not looking
>when they go to preheat their oven a few days later they will shit bricks
Why don't you sing, robots? It's an incredible hobby and doesn't require being around anyone else. I spend almost all of my alone time singing, and it's brought me happiness enough to stomach the real world in between.
I'm forbidden to.
Court order.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
original lyrics
>>29628297
i don't sing cause mommy is in the next room and the walls are thin cause we are poorfag family.
Can you be an introvert and socialize all the time on a chinese farming board?
>>29628227
this is actually a very good question.
>>29628227
Yes. The difference between extrovert and introvert is that introvert get's exhausted by social setting much faster.
Are there people so introverted that they cannot shitpost here?
How was your first time smoking weed?
was it fun?
was it shit?
do you still smoke?
what was the best weed you smoked?
During my first time a guy got stabbed in my neighborhood and the murderer was still loose. I smoked a bowl with some friends of mine and then my mom called me, told me there had been a murder, and told me to walk home. I walked a mile home high as fuck then had to deal with my parents when I finally got home.
Overall I had a fun time though.
I smoke all day every day.
The best weed I've ever smoked is master kush.
I smoke weed lots but it makes me so lazy
I was meaning to clean my room for years now. One joint tonight and I'll start tomorrow I'm sure this time.
>>29628216
>Smoked when 17.
>Didn't understand the concept of inhaling
>Didn't get high
>Figured shit out shortly after that
>Quit gaming to remedy perpetual lack of motivation
>Clean for 2 weeks, fap 2-3 times a day to porn instead
>still a lazy piece of shit with no drive to accomplish anything
JUST
Take testosterone
>>29628215
pick a goal.
it never works if you try to eliminate something negative but you don't have something positive to replace it with.
>>29628215
well thats your problem you're fapping im on my 6th day of no fapping and i dont feel like shit anymore
post a pic of the one that got away
>>29628210
I literally hate women, there's nothing there for you
>>29628234
yeah thats true but still image related
>>29628210
Is her name ashley
>mfw hitting f5 on internet bank and neetbux arrive
>neetbux
I always see this mentioned but is it really a thing? I have never heard of anyone being given survivable wage in america for neet problems. even niggers on welfare need to have 1 or 2 jobs
>>29628224
>america
there's your problem
>>29628224
It's a thing in real first world countries, I get $327 a week for being crazy and suicidal.
It's a shit life though, even though my needs are met by the government I wish I was a normie. Don't fall for the NEET meme guys.
![[patient waiting].gif](https://i.imgur.com/p3CAfdO.gif "[patient waiting]")
![50a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TBxbQ8m.jpg "50a[1]")
