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>have a sexual fantasy where I have to bring my gf to tyrone who has now invaded my flat and lives there permanently
>he fucks her repeatedly but she starts to love it
>i'm now in complete service to them, only allowed outside when gf wants to fuck and i have to collect wagecuck bucks to sustain them both
>tfw I cum buckets to this
pic related best hot sauce
>>29632594
You have mental probIems
>blacked fetish
I've seen people on here with scat, rape and dominatrix fetishes but nothing disgusts me as much as this.
I guess I feel disgusted when I see other white men getting off on this shit.
June 30th, to be exact. 2016 is now half way over.
Remember Jan 1st? Accomplish anything since then?
>>29632517
pls stop
I'm not in the mood fuckin robot reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29632517
I've gotten myself a driver's license and I finally finished HS. Read a bunch of books I had been meaning to read for years, and lost some weight.
It's been a nice year.
I've been networking and have a 68k job lined up for when I graduate next spring. I also gained about 25 pounds. Feels fucking good.
Who is to blame?
Who killed the world?
>>29632491
Liberal society
>eggman-on-hrt.jpeg
Who here /Altis Life/?
I've been flying a mining truck around with two others I met on here listening to tunes and shit. So comfy
Let me know if you wanna join, more the marrier http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198105649591/
>inb4 reee robots arnt supposed to make friends!
>>29632470
altis life is fucking gay as shit, Wasteland is better
>>29632470
>This user has also played as:
>Fluttershy
go back to /mlp/
>>29632470
2 days ago i started the Snail revolution in one of those UK altis life servers. We all sarted crawling, there were like 20 people doing it. At the end we went to police station where some of us got killed and others (me included) got arrested. Then we started insulting cops calling them pigs and spamming Fuck tha police by NWA on the mic.
It is a good game mode for sure if you wanna have some lulz.
I do one thing, I get grief. I do the opposite, I get grief. I do the same things as others, I get grief. I do something different, I get grief. Same responses one way or the other. So I'm just going to fucking end it. I can't take it. I thought there was a path I could take to please everyone, but no matter what, there's more hostility, often from the same people who gave me grief for the exact opposite behavior and demanded that I do the exact thing that they're currently giving me grief for.
I'm done. I was wavering but I've decided now.
This is not a guilt trip, this is just me signing off. I did some experimenting here and came to the conclusion that suicide is the best option.
>>29632403
See you.
Orilaigno
>>29632403
Ayy, that's the right choice, Anon. How do you plan to do it? Planning on offing myself later this year. Good to hear you finally stood up and said enough.
>>29632403
Fuck those faggots, be your own person. You spend all this energy trying to please others, why? Spend that to please yourself and give a big one finger salute to the people who are driving you up the wall.
>guns don't killl people, people kill people
>wooden hunting rifles
Yes, and?
Oregamo
>>29632360
People kill people with guns. Nice frog, by the way.
The girl on the right cucked me so bad. I wanted the brunette for years and now they are dating
fuck this.
>lesbian
your only recourse is a threesome obviously
>>29632352
Are you also a woman, OP? If not, you might not have had a chance.
Damn that blonde chick must scissor like a champ or something she looks busted as fuck
Those of you who think its worse for men because women never experience things that men go through like hardships/loneliness/work, do you think that they have problems that we will never understand?
There are bigger hardships in life than not having a gf
>>29632321
What would a dog know about it?
>>29632321
Some of them do have problems I'll never get, but I think that a lot of their problems are easier to get help with, and can be solved by other people.
Male-specific problems are things that only the man themselves can solve.
Can we all agree that light brown girls are the best?
If you want them to be white you just keep them indoors for a while and make them wear a big hat. And if you want then brown you just put them outside in the sun for a while.
Best of both worlds.
And here's the darker version of her.
>no gentle brown girl to make you spicy dishes from her homecountry
>>29632487
Delicious!
Original meme comments
>He thinks he'd be able to dump his gf/wife if she cheated on him
>>29632259
there's this trend right now of "white people committing murder-suicides"
watch your mouth
>>29632259
Joke's on you, she can't cheat on me because she doesn't exist.
>>29632284
>Even his imaginary gf cheated on him
Remember, if your IQ is under 130, you can't be a robot.
Nah, you can be a robot at practically any IQ 2bh;
Unless you're a female. Females can't be robots.
t. 134 IQ
>IQ over 130
>They all live in shitty basements masturbating to 2D little girls
>inb4
"IQ is a meme" -> "no it's not I was tested online" -> "online tests are stupid" -> "Oh well I was also tested professionally" -> "It doesn't matter, IQ has nothing to do with creativity or genius etc" -> "why?" -> "IQ is a meme".
Your height
Your weight
Age
who /hungryskellington/ here?
I could be chad if i gained some weight
6'1 132 lbs here
6'1 137lbs
Atleast i have an average face
5'10" 135lb I look like that furby OP posted. I'm actually satisfied with myself I could be a fat fuck with the way I eat.
>1,87cm
>97Kg
>tfw getting fatter and fatter but i don't have the energy to start doing something to lose weight
Kiss me lads
bit to take my anal virginity lads
bids open at $50
No.
Orignandnfla
If you pay me the $50 we have a deal.
>>29632146
why not lad, i'm just a regular woman
We all agree to do anything for you and be good boys. Please just come on here and say nice things and give orders. Post pussy pics too.
Kill yourself you sleazy fucking dog.
Here is the pic of the biggest pussy
>>29632102
>will a roastie please come by and be a roastie for a spineless cuck
>will be good boy, promise
>uses submission as an excuse for being a desperate loser
>mom just sent me an article about how smart people have a very small amount of friends
I know she's trying to make me feel better about being a failure, but she's just making it worse.
Don't worry man I'm a robot and I have tons of friends. It'll get better for sure.
At least you're a smart robot, imagine the hell of being a stupid one.
>i'm dumb as shit
>no friends
Please end my suffering.
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