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How do you feel about death and its inevitably, /r9k/? Does it fill you with dread and unease, or have you come to accept it as just a part of life that happens just like the sunrise and sunset? Do you actually cherish it and enjoy the idea of all beings ceasing to exist at a point in time?
It doesn't concern me, it might concern me when i'm 80 something and the end of my life is neigh though.
>>29634719
I don't fear death, I fear pain
>>29634898
>implying you'll live till 80
You're demented already I see.
>parents have guests over
>Come say hello to my friends Anon!
>so anon, you have a gf?
>Oh look who finally gets out of his room! *everyone laughs*
If you dress like this, girls will find you attractive.
Stop wearing oversized dad jeans, an oversized graphic t shirt and new balance gym shoes.
>>29634698
I wear jeans, boots, and v-neck T-shirts and girls find me attractive.
>>29634698
This is fucking cringy but better than no effort.
>>29634698
Im a sloppy eater so I cant wear white
>All men are pathetic dogs and are only worthy to be walked on the floor like mats.
What do you even say to something like this?
>>29634664
I say, Kekkity kek m8 nice bait
I would just fart I guess.
>>29634664
say that you're the toilet model, not the floor model, so she has to stsnd being corrected by something she see's as beneath her(this will drive her crazy trust me) then she might even feel obligated to use you so she can put you in her place(it wont really work, she'll never forget being corrected by a toilet no matter how many times she uses you)
Going to hang myself and set myself on fire
>>29634631
The fire will burn through the rope and you might survive... burn injuries are some of the worst pain a person can experience and you will be disfigured beyond imagination...
>>29634727
Hanging with a chain
>>29634798
post images for proofs
There must at all times be an Elliot thread in the catalog of /r9k/
Elliot's favourite song "Can't hurry love" by Phil Collins, was originally released by 'Diana Ross and the Supremes'
How's the progress with the death certificate?
Robot homo fags, would you have sucked Elliot's cock and/or enjoyed his boi pucci? I know he wasn't gay, but hypothetically speaking. ..
>>29634879
I'm going to fill the form in myself later, post it here, and post an exact spoon fed guide of how to get it.
No other progress so far as far as I know
>Worked hard in high school and got a part time job
>Became NEET for 3 years after graduated
>Parents want me out
>Have at least $15,000 dollars saved from working hard back in HS
>Want to buy a nice cheap house that I can own and don't have to worry about mortgage so the bank owns my ass and could kick me out
>All the houses available for that price are in places like 55+ communities
Im not renting an apartment I'll never own because Im not some retard throwing money away.
Im not going to fall under the trap of buying a super expensive house.
Fuck this system thats trying to force me to work!
>All the houses available for that price are in places like 55+ communities
Do they stop people under 55 from buying? Ask your grandmother to buy it and you pay her the 15k
>>29634666
They don't allow people of less then 55 years old to live there.
>>29634729
Fairly sure that they can't discriminate due to age
Guys
Guuuuuuuusy
It's finally happening!
>be me
>meet a girl on facebook
>start chating, eventually get her number
>texting everyday for about 2 weeks
>tell her the truth about me
>she now knows that I am a neet who lives with his mom
>tell her that I'm a kissless virgin
>this morning she text me, asking if I want to meet, go to see a movie or something
>tell her I would love to, but I have literally no money, not even for the bus
>she tell we could meet on a park near my house, and just hang out
Am I going to kiss a girl? Smell her hair? At least get a hug? Am I going to get a girlfriend?
>>29634557
She seems really desperate.
>>29634557
Are you unusually handsome?
>if you have anxiety, take deep breaths in sync with this
>expected that color will flash or something
>got in panic when saw shapes going up
>tfw i was just slightly chubby and i was shy as a kid, nothing else wrong with me
>have to spend life alone and suicidal because of it since now im scared of any physical contact and no women has ever appealed to me on an emotional level
Feels good man
>>29634485
this is why parents who feed their children shit and make them fat are literally dooming their children
>>29634485
>parents think im gay for being introverted
combine that with everything you said and im on a whole new level
>>29634977
Ive veen asked that by my mom too a few times
Has anyone here invented a happy fantasy place in their heads? I always escape to this awesome fantasy world I made in my head and makes me forget that this world sucks balls. Albeit, the world isn't exactly noblebright but it's a comfy medieval stasis world. Willing to tell details if anyone's interested.
>>29634481
Yes. I will type mine out. Post yours in the meantime.
>>29634481
When I was about ten years old I would explore this abandoned blue stone quarry on this mountain near my house. There were huge block-like holes where they took the rocks out, leaving behind weird looking pits and man made ponds.
I would pretend I was in another world where I was a wandering wizard in search of ingredients for my alchemy experiments.I never would have guessed that I would become an irl wizard twenty years later
>>29634481
The physical location exists in real life, about halfway between Taos and Albuquerque in northern New Mexico. I imagine owning a massive ranch there - thousands of acres. (I once saw one for sale and I imagine owning that specific one). On it, I have a tiny little cabin, almost empty on the inside. All there is is a rickity bed, a couple dressers and a stove. But if you pull the bed out, underneath it, you'll find a trap door. You open that and find a heavy steel trap locked with multiple locks. You open it, close it behind you and throw deadbolts that cannot be opened from teh outside. You climb down a long ladder to a landing, then another, then another. You're a hudnred and fifty feet undergroudn when you find my private bunker. Spacious, well lit, full kitchen, living room, dining room, den, huge bedroom just for me. Fishtanks and bird cages. Plants growing. At the deepest point in the back there's an isolation float tank.
In there, i can be safe.
How are you supposed to gain weight if you aren't a big eater? It's fucking crazy to me how america has a weight epidemic when you have to force yourself to eat so much food to maintain the weight
Currently sitting at 6'3" 149 lbs. I was 165 lbs last winter but am losing weight due to job that involves lots of moving around and some exercise after work.
Any cheat foods that have lots of calories I can eat?
>Any cheat foods that have lots of calories I can eat?
Nuts have a lot of calories and protein and are fairly easy to eat without feeling full.
>>29634429
shakes.. oats, milk, peanutbutter and go
enjoy your gains.
>>29634429
cheese is calories dense and is easy to eat a lot of if you like it.
why not look on /fit/ at their guide to bulking. those flaming faggots know how to eat big cock and eat big food.
oh my god those fucking STUPID NIgger FUCK NIGGERS OH IM SO FUCKING MAD
>Lower I.Q than Jews and Asians
THEYRE A FUCKING PLAGUE I HATE THEM
>Mexicans flooding across the border
FUCKING NIGGERS NEED TO BE ROUND UP AND EXTERMINATED
>Muslims bomb and kill your family
FUCKING OOGA BOOGA NIGGERS STEAALIN OUR WHITE WOMEN
>Wealthy politicians fucking you 7 different ways financially
STUPID APES KEEPING MAKING A RUCKUS
>>29634426
Terrible quality thread. Back to plebbit, faggot.
>>29634549
>Back to plebbit
how is this reddit
Lower class whites bash blacks because feeling like they're above atleast one other group of people makes them feel less shitty about their status in life. They think that if they conflate the success of members of their race with their own individual success some of it might rub off, I guess.
Don't worry too much about it though. Blacks are just an easy target for them to take out all of their frustrations and personal failures on. If all blacks were to disappear off of the face of the planet tomorrow, the only thing that would change is what other easy target they directed their hate at.
What is it that you love, brobots? Whats that one thing you want to preserve with your heart and soul?
>>29634338
Donald Trump who will make anime real.
You op <3
A cute boyfriend
How does this make you feel /r9k/?
(First time this comment has ever been used)
>>29634332
>When a black man breeds with a white woman the baby becomes black
>When a white man breeds with a black woman the baby comes out white
Wonder how /pol/ will combat this to secure a future for white children.
>>29634332
Must be stolen
>>29634332
>DEY EVOLVING BRUH laughing emoji X3 (+ t temp.)
Descent with modification, they're just adapting to a white majority society.JK, that's just the kid's babysitter and you're just too socially autistic to know what a babysitter is.
Who here /clear pee/ master race?
>>29634268
that's nothing special
you're just drinking a sufficient amount of water
Always except for the first peeee of the day, thats light yellow
>>29634268
>not peeing brown urine that stings the urethra
