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Wageslaving whilst hungover, there is no greater Hell edition
i have a job interview while hungover in 20 minutes lad think yourself lucky
>hungover on a thursday
why is this allowed?
ayyy I'm really drunk
hi guys
You guys decide what I say, help me get laid. /r9k/
Anything goes.
Don't call me odd you fucking bitch I pour my heart out to you and you call me odd? Well FUCK YOU, you fucking SKANK RAT.
Her response
>>29626470
Haha, oh that's nice. I, out of the kindness of MY heart, put in a lengthy response, and what do you say? "jack wtf" That's fucking it, huh? What the fuck is your problem, exactly? Do you gain some sick pleasure in screwing with my head? You are some twisted chick.
post shit you made yourself
I made this meme you see here. People seemed to like it
I made this all by myself. It's good right?? :)
did this shit in class too
original
Chart thread, post them.
Here comes nothing I guess
>>29621438
posting my thingies
>>29621438
tfw no bf to make original posts with
>big brother can I stay up with you and hector?
>>29620447
ok sure
who's hector?
>>29620458
Your best friend, silly
>>29620447
Too bad my little sister is more likely to say "convert to islam or die"
I have failed as a brother
I should just kill myself
I think I hate Reddit. Like legit. Why are those assholes so smug and condescending? They act like nothing is ever their fault and shit on people who try to do anything other than what they do. It's toxic hivemind.
>>29615160
>I think I hate humanity. Like legit. Why are those assholes so smug and condescending? They act like nothing is ever their fault and shit on people who try to do anything other than what they do. It's toxic hivemind.
get a job and you will see that it is not reddit to blame for this
>>29615160
>Why are those assholes so smug and condescending? They act like nothing is ever their fault and shit on people who try to do anything other than what they do. It's toxic hivemind.
/r9k/ in a nutshell
the upvote/downvote system is definitely responsible for some serious circlejerkery
>go to subway with a friend
>i get a philly cheese
>he gets a meatball sub
> hear him tell the sandwich artisan he wants mayo on his meatball sub
How do white people justify this?
>>29639008
But did he get the sandwich enthusiast fired?
>>29639008
>all white people like mayo on their meatball subs
>>29639008
It makes this creamy mixture with the marinara and makes it taste better.. I mean it is subway
Assuming the south won the war.
What kind of tax benefits would freeing a slave yield? Could you write off an elder slave for depreciation? Could you buy bonds on a nigger baby and wait for the nigger to grow up/reach maturity?
The Romans put a tax on manumission because too many slaves freed at once caused problems.
I think it would be good to capitalize and depreciate, but how much to depreciate is kind of unpredictable.
Slaves are already bonded, so that wouldn't make sense. A fowards or futures contract would be sensible, as it is with every other commodity.
fuck off back to >>>/pol/ and never come back
>>29638982
>>29638982
>>>/his/ you original bastard
Going to a psychiatrist for the first time today. What to expect/advice?
>depressed
>anxious
>socially awkward
>suicidal thoguhts almost everyday
>alcoholic
I've ben to a psychologist once and once she heard I drink some beers everyday she just assumed it was the whole problem. She told me to try and quit and I didn't touch alcohol for about 2 months and nothing changed. It was no surprise as I knew I've been the same way even back when I didn't drink. Do I even mention the drinking to the psychiatrist? Do I lie if they ask? I just wanna med my way into normiehood.
pic unrelated
>2 months
Depending on how long you drank and how much, it can take even more time for your brain to heal. In the worst of drug users using meth, it can take the brain 18 months for the brain to go back to normal.
>>29638759
I know it's not that long but I've been depressed for years before drinking so the alcoholism is a symptom, not the cause. (although I know it makes me more fucked up) I really just want actual help and not "quit drinking fgt :D" like it will magically cure everything (but I will try because I know it would help somewhat)
>>29638851
They can't base it off your word alone. You got to show it. You want to know how many drug addicts and alcoholics lie to their psychologists and psychiatrists?
All of them.
They're train to be skeptical, especially towards drug addicts and alcoholics who manipulate the system.
But who knows, you may get that lucky psychiatrist who is more interested in putting you on the pharmjew and making you into a zombie with the cost of making your dick no longer work.
Was Marcy supposed to be the ugliest woman alive in the universe of Married?
I don't get it, she was hot and kinky as fuck.
>>29638536
>Was Marcy supposed to be the ugliest woman alive in the universe of Married?
>Who are all the fat women
Bud wanted to fuck her for an entire season and everyone made fun of him. So sad.
>>29638546
Yeah, you're right. But still, Al always pointed out how ugly she is, I mean in practically every single episode she appeared in. She was a fucking milf.
>tfw no Marcy mommie or gf
>>29638575
but she does look really disgusting
not milf at all
https://youtu.be/pdjJbEEFmxQ
Are you a cat person or a dog person, Anon?
Give proof of which is the superior pet.
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs, I love all of them.
I really wish I could have a cat, but I'm really allergic to them. I always grew up seeing kids cuddle with their kittens and I knew it was yet another companionship I would never feel.
my doggi is my best friend
Some chad got it instead.
>very very close 2nd place wins me nothing
>inch or a mile, winning is winning
>just don't even care about work anymore
>maybe the neets were right
Depressed as fuck guys. I can't take much more of these life disappointments.
>>29638331
What was the position? Perhaps Chad was more skilled than you at it.
>>29638331
You know what they say about the ones getting second place.
The first loser.
But you shouldn't focus on the lose but on why you have lost. That means you still have room for growth and should take it as an challenge to adapt and evolve.
>>29638367
Supervisor job. Chad had a little extra experience in a specific area which didn't apply to the job... And was also a chad.
should i quit my job at walmart and join the marines?
>>29638249
No, you don't want to have ptsd. Believe me
>>29638249
do the reserve thing while taking student loans and get a degree then be an officer
>>29638249
nawy
>you will never discover weebshit for the first time ever again
How do you cope with this feel?
>>29638172
rewatch old animus
live in the past
hate yourself
by watching more weebshit.
>>29638172
You don't :^)original it ain't me
Why do you guys think that being racist/sexist/bigoted in any way would work in your favor? Most girls, and a whole lot of people, wouldn't stand being near you for being such an obnoxious bag of hate. So you shouldn't be wondering why you have no gf and no friends when you're such a hateful narcisstic good-for-nothing sack of shit.
Oops.
>implying we reveal our power level to normies
Well. Many of us do because we sperg out. We really gotta not do that...
I got the most reliable shroom hookup I've ever had by pretending to be a white supremacist.
>bigoted
Stopped reading there
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