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Rate my face/10?
>>29641232
Photoshopped eggman / 10
>>29641232
chad + eggy = cheggy
FUCK YOU CHEGGY
>>29641260
>>29641279
How did that anon do such a good job altering egg's pic? Not only does it look completely real but it also looks like a supermodel tier attractive man.
How the FUCK do you normalfaggots keep up with cleaning your place, taking out trash, buying groceries, cooking, showering, and doing laundry all the fucking time? How do you not give into the temptation to just put everything off and sleep instead? I'm getting evicted for not being a retarded cleaning machine, fuck everything.
I dont habe a jub so I have time
>>29641193
Dunno man, I have the same trouble and got warned about it as well.
I eventually shifted to mostly eating takeout away from home and making sure all my clutter was out of the landlord's sight.
Because if you don't you won't have food/clean clothes/a clean place.
I did a walk in interviews at Gamestop today. It went pretty well, but the guy said they'll pick the top couple of people and then have another interview. Why the fuck do they go through all this trouble for a for a near minimum wage job? Anyone know how long it'll take for them to contact me back? I need a job and they had walk in interviews which made it seem like they were desperate, but there were a lot of people there.
>>29641134
They are desperate. Not GameStop but GAME in the U.K, my current manager used to manage a store for them and gave my dire warnings about how badly the company is doing. He warned me never to take a job there because its a sinking ship.
And if you're doing it as a gamer, you will end up hating games.
>>29641176
I don't play many games anymore. Basically just Fallout 4 and Overwatch when I can't sleep at night. I need a job pretty badly and my other applications have been denied. If I don't get gamestop I'll try a local pet store in the fish and reptiles department. My main fear there is being told to clean up dog poop all day.
>>29641134
>Why the fuck do they go through all this trouble for a for a near minimum wage job?
Because they want to give off the impression that it's not just some slave job that anyone can do. If they interviewed any average to above average looking women, you can forget about your chances of working there. Not that you'd enjoy it anyway.
Ran the stats on a tylenol-codeine prescription overdosage. I would be taking about 1.2 grams of codeine in, and a lot of aceminotophen for added effect. 1.2 grams of codeine is quite a bit over the LD50, Aceminotophen is 300 mg per pill, so that would be 12 grams of that.
Should I take them all at once? Or should I wait for a more reliable method? Popping pills just seems so easy compared to waiting.
Codeine would be peaceful though, no?
>acetaminophen and codeine
scrub
>>29641115
Codeine would be peaceful but the acetominophen would fuck your liver or whatever and make it extremely painful.
>>29641115
bumping with info
LD-50 for codeine is about 800 mg, i have 1200 mg total
acetaminophen would wreck my liver, but i'd be dead from the codeine before i felt any pain
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/NettieHeart07
which one of you is this
>lives with brother
D R O P P E D
>>29641081
>muh daddy dom
bitch looks like a daddy
>this account still up but my catfish account got banned within 2 days
niggers
Mixed-race feels.
>50% Mexican and 50% pure aryan master race
>get more from the aryan side than the Mexican side
>everything's pretty nice
>in the end, can't even go in the sun without getting melanomathen again, they do say that's just a myth. I-I hope it is. I want pretty, dark skin
>>29641070
bumping the threade, you know what I mean
>>29641070
tfw I'm never getting a gf looking like this
I guess you robots all know what that mean :^)
>>29641070
I hate being a mulatto.
Anyone else here resent their parents? I'm gay, jewish, 29 and a neet. I dropped out of a top 10 university, went to a fancy private school, tested 142 iq as a kid. My parents sent me to psychiatrists, against my will, from ages 3-18. My mom verbally abused me every day since I can remember until I was 18. They pay for me to live in an apartment. I'm autistic, maybe they feel bad. They give me about 60k a year including rent but I live in an expensive city so it doesn't go far. I can't wait till they die as they have spent their whole lives trying to manipulate me to be their successors which I never want to be. I could have been a film director, a chemist, something. They should have pulled me out of the private school where I was being bullied hard daily but they claim "I wanted to be there" and that I was too smart for public school. I spent most of my time as a kid alone playing video games and looking at porn. I was thin as a kid. As an adult my parents encouraged doctors to give me antipsychotics that caused me to double in weight from 150lbs to 300 so nobody will date or fuck me anymore. They convinced my only sister not to talk to me or let me see their kids. I am not suicidal, its just not my nature but I have nothing to live for. I live alone in an apartment so filthy I won't even post it here and nobody will help me despite all the high minded rhetoric of helping the disabled liberals trot around because people see how smart I am and assume I can fend for myself.
Where do I go from here?
Guess which one I was in this picture. This was the people at the school I transferred to in 4th grade where I was bullied from day one (wasn't bullied at the previous school). The school did nothing and my shrink when i was 17 got me hooked on uppers and downers.
>>29641049
here's me at around age 20.
>>29641049
bump 596
>>29641049
wow man, makes my life look like a piece of cake.
atleast you dem fedora points.
>Uhh... Fembot? My eyes are up here.
Who is this? I need to know.
>>29641166
>Who is this?
ur mom
>>29641006
He's so smooth
Has anyone of you got an internet friend with whom you share your internet time with?
How does it feel having an internet friend?
How did you and him/her met?
Discuss
>>29640868
I met some guy in DayZ once. I had wasted all my bullets on goats, so I didn't kill him. We went on an adventure with some guy and his "rape van" afterwards and got mauled by zombies. I added him on steam and he's been one of the few people I can openly talk about my feelings with. He's sort of a robot as well.
I have something like a group and we spent most of the day together, some even talk while at work. They are the only thing I look forward to everyday and I won't get judged for staying at home all day long either.
I used to have internet friends but the guilt of making them have to be friends with someone as shitty of a person as I am got to me and I forced myself to leave. Now I'm back to being stuck in a constant state of wanting friends but not wanting friends at the same time.
Don't stop working now Wageslave! Just one more day and your two days of freedom
>mfw canadian and have tomorrow off
eat my shit neetcuck
>>29640858
Get out Undertale Normie scum
>>29640858
Also paid well for me anyways
Rate this conversation
Context: is a girl I used to talk to who recently added me on fb for attention whoring after cutting contact for nearly two years
are you 13 years old?are you?
>hello idiot
>hello
holy shit o i am laffin
say more shit then defriend her
actually no, apoligize then ask her if she wants to meet up to remember the old high school days
then don't go and defriend her
>>29640812
Um what were you trying to do?
Is there any group in the world more autistic than MBTI/IQ fags?
It disgusts me that these people come on 4chan
>>29640780
sorry, im not only numbers.
but i have nothing better to measure.
also get out you potential normie!
>>29641152
>oh no, he doesn't measure himself to meme metrics
>must be a normie, he must have actual accomplishments for his lack of numbers
literal MBTI/IQ fag logic desu
>>29640780
ISFP double digit IQ detected.
At the outer banks, found you all meditating
imagine the reeeeees they must make
>>29640788
Statues dont make noise
No robot has ability to meditate, too much self loathing.
>Hosting my first house part tomorrow
Any tips?
>>29640639
Buy cyanide and kill yourself along all the normies like you
my first incentive is..
Put away expensive stuff, put time in preparing the environment,
then let things flow once it happens and make it so that people would want to come again
>>29640639
don't try to be a parent. let things get a little wild without over worrying about things getting messy, or worrying that everyone has food drinks etc.
basically, don't be a host, be a goer.(but don't forget you're still the leader of the event)
the clean up is worth the fun
Here's our main problem: we don't value our current lives.
If our lives were better,
>we'd be more motivated to try new things
>take better care of ourselves
>be kinder and more respectful of otheres
>look forward to things
>enjoy waking up in the mornings, a new day has come!
>treasure our family and friends
>never think about suicide
Instead, we avoid people, rarely enjoy things, are generally spiteful towards others, loathe waking up, and think about suicide all the time.
The worst part is that alot of us here are in irreparable situations, whose only solution is suicide. The only option is to reroll, but to do that you have to overcome your strongest primal instinct: survival. Insects have relatively little problem dieing-they don't go through nearly the range of emotions and cognitive processes that humans do. They just die and are recycled into the ecosystem.
Unfortunately, you are, right now, a homo sapiens sapiens; the most intelligent organism on Earth and the species that encounters the hardest time killing itself.
>>29640628
I like to play video games, good enough for me tbqh fampaii
>>29640628
that's remind me the tatami galaxy
>>29640694
>tfw can only play games for like an hour a day because of shitty hands and wrists
i hate this and want to die
