>call up an uber driver
>have to deal with him playing The Jesus Mary and Chain, The Pastels, The Smiths, Powderfinger, dinosaur jr, and grouper for the entire ride
Do non-Australians listen to Powderfinger?
>>29643144
he was obviously hoping you'd comment on his "great taste in music".
OP confirmed shit taste
Why can't feminists create their own movie instead of hijacking an iconic male franchise?
>>29643143
>feminists
>having creativity
Pick one.
>>29643143
Because they'd only make 3/4 of what a man's movie would be.
>>29643143
hollywood is addicted to trying to milk old franchises. even fucking MARTIN of all things is coming back to tv. i hate the media.
>there are people on this board right now, born in 1st world countries thinking they can be robots
NO LISTEN YOU FUCKS
YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHOLE
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CONSIDER YOURSELF A ROBOT
FUCKIN DIE NORMALSHIHTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AIJSgt318iHAISJHASIJASIAJSIADGYAGFYAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
We get it. You're from colombia
>>29643125
POO IN LOOoriginallo commentu
I love thinking about living in the 3rd world. Everything would be super-cheap. I'd be able to get a gardener, some mamacita that would cook me stuff, a nice maid to keep the place clean
What's wrong with that?
I'm 21 and only had sex with one lady, doesn't that just makes you want to cry?
>>29643115
how can you handle that without an 8x6 brehs . . .?
>>29643115
my god.. sauce please for everything that is holy that thick fucking body got me using harden.
If you have achieved orgasm in a vagina you are a normie and don't belong here. You are still a robot if you had awkward sex with a hooker.
>turn 21 tomorrow
>all I'm gonna do is play melee and runescape
How was your 21st r9k?
Got really drunk with a friend. 23 now.
Spent it visiting my cousin in the ICU
Ate dinner at Cactus Club. Didnt really enjoy because my dad was acting weird. He didnt want to go to this type of restaurant bc he thought my grandma wouldnt like it. So he told me beforehand to not go to cactus club or my grandma wouldnt go. I thoughy about it and thought well its my birthday so i should go wherever i wanted. So i said cactus club... still my grandma came along for some reason. So my dad was weird since he felt like he had dragged her along.. but its like wtf u said she wouldnt go...
Anyway just felt like saying that.
There's a girl who thinks I'm creepy. She hangs out with drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and gang members but not me. I'm "creepy" in her eyes. What does this mean? Is it because I'm a Christian?
It means you're ugly
Oreganoblox
>>29643067
>that ugly guy looked at me. that means he wants to rape me. better call up my biker boyfriend who served 5 years in prison for sexual assault.
This is how girls really think.
>>29643067
No. The people she hangs out sound like they have fun open-minded extroverted personalities despite any criminal activities they engage in. You however are most likely an introverted close-minded anxious type.
Open yourself to new experiences, don't slump or sulk so much, go outside more, and learn to laugh at yourself and you won't be "creepy."
Nobody is actually a NEET right? It is just a meme? If you are a NEET. Post bedrooms
i would but since i'm a neet i'm too poor to afford a camera
>>29643041
I'm a neat NEET
I was a NEET up until the beginning of this week.
Was pretty comfy if I do say so myself. but you have to plan that shit, don't let it sneak up on you. Cos then you'll get financial problems.
But, I got bored, so now I'm back at work.
anyone else a 9.5/10 yet incredible lonely?
what was wrong w/ elliot? his personality? he looks normal
>>29643030
more like a 6/10 with a 1/10 personality. I'm as fucked as it gets.
>stares at my crush from afar
> never speaks to them
I'm not ugly, and I would have a chance if I talked more.
I doubt you're a 9.5 pham.
>haven't seen my dog for five days
>won't see her for another five days
Fuck I miss her
>haven't seen my gf for five days
>won't see her in another five days
I hope she's not riding Chad's cock atm.
>>29643025
Where is your dog?
looks like my dog but i live in nc
Guy risks deli clerks job by talking him into a free pickle
https://youtu.be/myy0jC3-Ivg
>>29643024
>>"I'm Jewish."
No further explanation needed.
>>29643024
>some guy keeps begging you for a pickle
>eventually conclude he is homeless and let him have one
>actually an autist
>puts video on youtube
>fired for your act of charity
>autist convinces himself this means he is a master manipulator
The employee helped this guy steal. He could lose his job over a pickle. What a prick
/Sp/ is making fun of us again.
Original memes.
link? screenshot?
>tfw this bring back memories of being bullied by the football team
plz chad no, plz no buly
>tfw I still remember /sp/ bullying the shit out of /mlp/ to the point a mod had to come and put order
Highschool never ended.inb4 horsefucker yeah yeah I know
Been here a while and one thing I don't get is the hypocrisy and sense of entitlement.
Yeah Chads and Staceys are cunts. But I've seen girls posted here, nice girls, cute girls and then a barrage of insults about how ugly she is.
Then there'll be countless threads of whining about how Stacey only wants Chad and how you'll never have a *insert preference here* QT waiting for you.
If a Stacey does post here and complains about not being able to get a boyfriend (probably a fake post) then the replies will be "lower your standards".
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Lmao k
>>29642962
Robots have the lowest standards around you delusional fucktwit.
>>29642962
>Yeah Chads and Staceys are cunts. But I
TL;DR, my dude
Dear non-anglos: If a tourist came up to you, for whatever reason, for basic conversation, would you prefer they speak English, or your language in a bad accent? Do you like it when foreigners try their best at your language?
In Europe you can just speak english and most people will understand, but it is fairly cute if a tourist really tries to speak the native language.
>>29642961
Bad accent, or altogether bad language skills (poor grammar, incorrect/limited vocab, very slow and labored speech)?
>>29642961
I wonder this too. I'm learning French and I have always wondered which would offput a frog more.
I know there are some women on this board since it has been infested with normies. I have a question for you "fembots."
>Does every woman really want a Chad?
And by this I mean a really muscular, low body fat guy?
I've been getting fit for the past few years. In the beginning of high school I was a fat fuck. Now I've lost a LOT of weight. But no matter how much I work out, whenever I look in the mirror I'm never satisfied with my body. I won't ever compare to CHAD.
I just want a girl to cuddle with...
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>>29642894
Why do former fat people always say that phrase (fat fuck)? What's with the self-hatred? Why don't you just let it go?
Also, a personal question: How have you handled the excess skin? Has putting on muscle helped with that?
am long time lurker, but rarely post
not every woman "wants" chad. chad is an asshole.
however, chad has benefits. when you fuck chad, you bring more attention onto yourself that you can use to network with other women to further your life or career.
it also makes you more desirable to most men. i guess they think "wow, chad fucked her. if i fuck her, i'll be like chad."
i got raped by a decent chunk of my old high school soccer team, including chad, so since then i havent had much desire for chad. or anyone.
became...
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>>29643002
Well I say fat fuck because I did hate myself when I was fat. Kids in elementary and middle school would make fun of me. I'd feel insecure when going to the beach. When I started losing the weight throughout high school (mom got me a gym membership) people showed me more respect. I still fear letting myself go and becoming fat.
And as for excess skin, its not that bad. Muscle I guess helps. The only way someone can tell I used to be fat is if they see the stretch marks on my stomach. Which is something...
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>it's all a fall in love with any woman you're remotely friendly with episode
>>29642857
I know this feel. The trick to handling it is to be aware of it, and to remind yourself she's just being nice to you like she is to anybody else. It won't take long for the feelings to fade, and then you can treat her like a normal human being.
>20 something yer old cashier at home depot calls me honey
>instantly want to jump the counter and pound her pussy and ass all night long
>>29642857
Used to happen to me, now I feel nothing.