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I have a question for mixed bots. Do you hate being called mulatto?i just got bitched out by someone for calling them mulatto. I have no idea it was offense. Mulatto sounds more friendly than black.
no i don't care. it's a lot like the word oriental, just outdated
>>29644193
sounds more like a word to describe a coffee than a skin color, maybe that's why she was offended
but I don't think it's offensive
It makes them feel more like an object than a person. Just say mixed.
>aunt frank caught you doin the toilet test
Dad's 'friend' pooped on my birthday cake
>>29644165
what is the toilet test??
>>29644165
the fuck is a toilet test?
What is it about memes like "dat boi" and "damn daniel" that normies find funny?
I'm genuinely confused and unsure.
>>29644143
Maybe it's vagueness/simplicity and ease of use irl?
>>29644143
Notice how they both have that "ghetto/ebonics" thing to them.
A lot of teens of different races think it's cool to act like a nigger.
Before you jump on me for being a /pol/ bogeyman, keep in mind that I'm not white at all, mixed race, and have never even browsed or posted on /pol/. It's just an observation.
I find dat boi kinda funny, but damn daniel isnt funny at all. Normie-originated memes are so bad
You are, but you don't know what you are.
You are, but you don't know where you are.
You are, but you don't know who you are.
You are, helpless.
What is this brown stuff in my bumbum??!?!?
>>29644149
Perhaps it's poop?
Yup
Crap reality, 0/10
It had potential maybe
I have all these crazy theories but I guess I'll never know
>oneitis calls me up
>says she doesn't like walking to her work without calling someone
>think it might lead somewhere
>we talk for about 20 minutes, mostly about mundane shit
>WHEN SUDDENLY
>"Hey anon, I know you've got a thing for me, so this might break your heart, but..."
>sweating.jpg
>"Ah, nah, it's cool man, what's up?"
[/spoiler]>"I'm actually...and this is gonna break your heart, I know...I'm about a month pregnant."[/spoiler]
>mfw
Well that was a long winding road to jack shit.
Anyone else have something like this happen?
>>29644075
Shit, fucked up the spoilers.
bump
Origani Commentalio
>>29644075
Did your heart actually shatter?
>tfw you will never make someone happy for their life
>tfw there is nobody on this planet who is like you who wants to spend their life with you
>tfw there are 4 billions girls out therd and youre not worth shit to any of them
Holy fucks guys, i know this isnt the place to ask but theres gotta ve a way to not be suicidal just because no girls like you and you have very few male friends, i know people do it all the time, theres gotta be a way to function, people deal with loneliness all the time, why cant i?!
why do you care about woman?
woman affection changes when u either become good looking or achieve things, when that wears off they leave you.
its a bad deal to begin with, just befriend with some foreign girl like most guys do these days
>there are more people than ever
>life is lonelier than ever
I hope I'm just projecting.
>>29644099
Id believe you but its not that memeish i know, ive seen sacks of shit do it, im not saying love is real, i dont think it is, but the fact that theyre repulsed by me just hurts, like it does everyone else here
>>29644102
Great, another feel
>2010
>be 13
>get sent to mental hospital for 5 days for fucking cutting myself
fuck florida and it's shitty laws
>>29644044
>be 13
anon you have to be at least 18 to use this site.
>>29644074
I thought OP said it was 2010 when that happened.
>people who were eleven back in 2009 are legally adults today
>Be me at 13 years old
>Hear things about /b/
>Gather much courage
>Go and make insanely newfaggy post
>2 days later
>present powerpoint at school
>all the images replaced with porn
>some kid spits out all of his skittles
>mass hysteria
>almost became an hero
>still got an A that term
plot twist: this took place last week
>>29643959
>Be me at 13 years old
see you in 5 years OP :P
K fgt
>You will never get married and have hundreds of people turn up to your wedding who loved and care about you all your life
>ywn elope with the love of your life and live a peaceful life together in the countryside
>>29643936
>Implying I won't marry a 0/10 and use it as an opportunity to poison the food and massacre the attendants
>>29643936
I don't want to get married.
How could you want to have a wedding? The whole thing is just so undignified.
It's you standing like a complete fucking gimp whilst all your loved ones watch you make a tit of yourself.
If I ever got married I'd want it to be a bare minimum ceremony and witnesses.
No large crowds, no audience, no cringey and embarrassing best man speech whilst everyone grins like fucking idiots.
I really can't stand cheese. Being so exposed. It's horrible. I'd cringe about it for the rest of my days every time I thought about it.
And that's why I'm a cyborg.
What are some good summer shoes to wear?
I really like these shoes for summer OP. My daughter really likes them.
Monarchs famalam
What madman goes outside in Summer? If it's for work, you'd either wear dress shoes or something comfy. Otherwise, stay inside.
>What have you been doing this whole time?
Wanking and telling myself it was all justified because I'd become successful in the future
>>29643862
Doing shit and not seeing what it really is, then doing it later and seeing a little bit more but still barely knowing what it is. It takes years for me to really see things, not that I really see them, but compared to how little I used to see them it feels like I'm seeing them.
Going on walks, fixing my diet and working out, writing shit, RPing and fapping. And not looking for a job.
>be today
>out working in the garden with dadagainst my will, obviously
>car full of stacies pull up in front of the driveway next to ours
>they pick up the my chad neighbor
>dad looks me dead in the eye
>''...how come you don't get picked up by girls?''
>pic related, mfw..
He really caught me off guard and I couldn't even reply, I just left and went inside. Feels bad man.
>>29643834
>Because I wasn't raised by a man
>>29643834
>beeeeee meeeeee
>need to go to the ER because crotch pain
>mom says no take pain killers
>dont because fuck that dumb shit
>try to wait it out
>few days it still hurts she still wont take me
>get sister to
>bunch of shit inbetween
>need to get testicle removed one day know because a cyst grew on it
jesus what a cunt.
he didnt even want an answer, he was just trying to make you feel bad.
>scrolling through camera roll
>anime picture shows up
>normie sees it
>"is that anime porn anon"
NOT ALL ANIME IS PORN YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT ITS LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING PICTURE OF AN ANIME GIRL SMILING HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT RELATE TO PORN
That's even weirder. At least with hentai some people can jerk off to it, why have a picture of a shitty anime girl?
>>29643827
>It's called "hentai" you normie piece of shit
>>29643827
#NotalIanime :^)
The other day some of you said you'd be down to play WoW with other Robots. Is anyone still up for it? I am currently playing as a Blood Elf Rogue on Argent Dawn, but I would like to make a new Character.I do not have a Subscription, I can only play until Level 20, and then I can't Level Up anymore.
>playing retail
Wew lad
>>29644051
I don't particularly give a shit about WoW, I just play every other yearfor fun.
My sub ran out the other night, getting it back tomorrow. I play Horde on Dalaran. Lvl 100 Resto Druid and 100 Arcane Mage.
Why are men so shallow?
Because people are shallow.
>>29643760
Both sexes are shallow. You can never win with anyone.
>>29643760
because you front hard knowing you turn into spoiled milk and think you can fool us
nope
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