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Has /r9k/ ever gone on a dating site like OKCupid or PlentyofFish?
Really gives you a good sense of scale on how completely and utterly fucked you are.
>>29647165
Okcupid is dead in the UK and pof is full of fake profiles.
>>29647165
Online dating is a meme
Only good for the top 1% of guys.
>>29647165
I went on Okcupid for a bit, lots and lots of guys wanted to fuck me
Only like 1 girl did
I never really did much with it though
>I think I'll kill myself
wait! there's that anime you were looking forward to
>ok, now's the time. Let's do it
That band you like is about to release an album. Shouldn't you at least wait for that?
>fuck
Who else is this fucking close to ending it but random shit keeps you from it? fuck I just want to end it FUCK
>>29647164
if all it takes is shitty entertainment to distract you from your "intolerable pain" you should just get to it and stop begging for attention.
>>29647217
You're saying that I should just kill myself?
How do I stream my suicide?
When's the last time you actually felt happy r9kI can't remember
>>29647134
Watching this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChnXG3Ya0yw
playing tbc in 2007
Watching cartoons in 06 everything that followed has been varying levels of shit.
I want to wear a skirt. Or a dress. They seem so cool and comfortable. Some underpants and a nice loose skirt. Why aren't men allowed to do this? I'm not even a crossdresser. I'm not trying to trick anyone. I just really like skirts. Why are women allowed to wear pants but men can't wear skirts? Isn't that sexist?
Do you think people would treat me differently if I wore a skirt in public? I'm scared of a guy taking it the wrong way and beating me up. I hear gay people and trannies get killed some places.
Pretend to be scottish and wear a kilt
>>29647098
I see the /lgbt/ raid is still in full effect. This is why the world hates your kind.
>>29647098
It's called a kilt. They're not that weird.
You could also go for robes but that's a bit weird. Not because you're a guy but because you'll look like a monk/wizard walking around your suburban town.
How do I convince my mom to let me remain a NEET? What arguments/tactics have you used? I need your guidance.
>>29647095
Help her around the house be a good boy to get good boy points.
show them my dubs
>>29647095
Tell her you will eat her pussy like a boggie
You know, I do not agree with me, you must understand that people vote positively. Said. - Class 7 SAT I, and in general, the catalyst is ready for this moment, I know even before any study or not. University of the average person in my area that can be used for best results.
Founded intelligence tests that 99.9 percent of CI. Because the scale is considered to be within the margin of error is the best proof that there is more than anything else.
Men in the last eight years, graduated from the University of Virginia, aerospace engineer. 15 years, and a better understanding of him physically, I think I have a growing lack of understanding of thermodynamics, and almost nothing is wrong, I am grateful to him, or that they do not offer a good explanation.
Successful completion of the engineer, especially, but not only the results, I physics, others not so well with many engineers, I thought it was a problem. I was also very good with computers classes. I had peace of mechanical engineering and materials, and an understanding of all aspects of real peace, but I have a lot of creativity to every day to invent something new.
For example, independent power solution for your wireless network, I found that regenerative braking, and I was only 7-8 years (my first thought was the transfer of energy efficient infrared laser and certainly not the best plan) can be used.
I thought essentially independent of each branch of philosophy.
SMBC and KCC existence of all these things, or that may be considered as Reddit, or wherever else, the idea is not new for me.
A bit of trivial, me philosophy, philosophy, of course, who I thought was, how easy it is. In fact, there is a quality of psychological distress or well understood.
Technology, but psychology is that you. Aware of a good time theory of Sigmund Freud that both can be prevented. Great to read a book by one of the people who have written a very good script, it is likely that they will be used, he said.
Nobody's good at everything, but everybody's good at something.
Well r9k, what's your thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6qUFm1HsI
Edging?
originally
Teaching, I guess.
Comic relief...
This isn't living guys. There's more to life
Life is a meme. we act like its amazing and we wait for life to get better until we die we will realize fuck its really not that good
>>29646957
>There's more to life
Not really
Everywhere you go around the world its just more of the same shit
cars. roads. buildings. people. mcdonalds. trees and bushes and shit.
its a fallacy, people trick themselves into thinking they need to "find" happiness when its literally right next door to you
>>29646957
The world is your oyster, bro.
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE...
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29646972
lmaoo r9k is killing me tonight
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUI28nd2pw
>JuIy 1, 2016
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>>29646874
Fuck yeah summer!
Go outside and look at some ass.
>>29646874
The path to paradise is blocked by a notepad, shower and a hollowpoint
I should just fucking do it already
>2 seasons away from winter
NO
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK
Does anyone else here think that Beyonce is incredibly overrated?
>>29646825
I don't really listen to pop, but it seems like shes just a meme singer that white chicks on twitter idolize. If that's the case, talking about her talent seems rather silly, right? She's just a figure head for some inside joke us neckbeards aren't being let in on.
I honestly wouldn't know, though. I don't listen to crappy pop-music.
>>29647080
Duck, why'd I mention that twice.
>>29646825
her music and voice are amazing
but she has a hideous family and is slightly above average-looking at best
still better than rhianna, who is both ugly and has shit music
>be me, ambitious sociopathic young man
>just driving around looking for potential business opportunities
>see an entire stainless steel shopping cart loaded to the brim with aluminum cans
>pull over and start loading it into my car
>the homeless guy who owns it comes over and starts giving me a hard time
>i turn on the charm
>"oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought this was garbage! I was just trying to dispose of it properly!"
>he says whatever, just leave my cans alone
>see that the wristwatch he's wearing is nicer than mine
>charge at him, kicking and punching with all my might
>he pushes me down and kicks me in the ribs a couple times
>drive home imagining how cool it would be to have that guy's wristwatch
>>29646817
subtle
I laughed
these storys are great
kek
original comment, by me
>one chance at life
>born in the most sterile and banal era in history
hold me bros
>>29646732It could be worse. It can always be worse.
>one chance at life
>rolled dubs
It's better than the dark and middle ages imo
That must've been literal hell
I still know that feel, though.
>tfw you will never live in atlantis
Bought some normie clothes to make me look like a normie and they're coming today lads.
Lets wait
are you a Normie yet?
what brand (s) are they? you'll probably still dress like an autist
>>29646706
What do they look like?
Actually, a better question would be; what the fuck are you wearing NOW that would make you APPEAR non-normie? It's not that hard to blend in with them.
>try to commit suicide whenever my parents are gone by jumping from the top step of the staircase all the way to the bottom
>hope I'll land in such a way that break my neck
>land on my feet, collapse to the ground in sheer agony
>my knees take about a week to recover but otherwise nothing happens
Failed Suicide Count: 1
>>29646692
Retard. Jump off a bridge if you want to die
>>29646692
Wow, if you manage to even fail at killong yourself, I'm not sure what snappy remarl can be applied here. Can't tell you to kill yourself...
Why not hang yourself, OP?
