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Does any robot here know of any goo investment opportunities? I don't care if they're low yield. I'm joining the military and I'm not really going to be spending any money that much so I'd like to invest a lot of it.
I know online gambling is an option but obviously that's really risky. I'm gonna be active duty so nothing that I have to invest a lot of time in the physical world.
Pic completely unrelated
breed dinosaurs and make an island theme park. I heard those make good money
>>29645027
It would take to long to afford the first dinosaurs i need to start breeding
>>29645014
>what is the S&P 500 index
Who /mature/ here?
>Be 23
>In med school
>Engaged
>Already talking about having children
Feels weird as fuck, man. Am I going through life too quickly? Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy and thankful for everything, but I feel like most kids my age are in a totally different mindset. Maybe I was born a century too late.
Inb4 ree
>>29645000
wish this was me, my father wouldnt let me work in high school and said he wouldn't help with collage tuition.
3 years later I'm still at a dead end job, got kicked out after my older brother moved back in.
really thinking about killing myself, insulin over dose sounds pretty nice.
before getting married weigh both pros and cons
good luck
>>29645079
Do it.
And leave a note saying "Thanks dad"
I would pay to see the look on his face when he reads that, I can tell you all about it in hell
Have I got a humdinger of a story for you bots,
>be me
>be today
>at college orientation
>doing activity which was supposed to teach students to respect differing opinions
>activity involves hearing a controversial statement, and the students choose one of four corners in a room
>these corners are labeled "very true","true", "somewhat true", and "not at all true".
>anyway one of the statements was "I believe that segregation and inequality of races has ended with the civil rights movement".
>so roughly 85% of students (and 100% of niggers) make there way to the "not true" corner.
>10% were in the "somewhat true" corner
>and then me and 2 other guys went to the "true" corner
>of course the 3 of us got death stares from the niggers, but since they didn't want to lose there affirmative action scholarships, they couldn't touch us.
>I was then asked to explain my stance to the room by the leaders.
>I said that we are all equal in the state's eyes, and the racism that's left is purely cultural.
>than a sheboon yells at me saying that I've never been oppressed in my entire life.
>I was caught completely off-guard. Did I really just get called a overprivleged cis white male?
>I honestly thought that this was only a meme...
>after I collected myself, I calmly told the room that she was literally oppressing me for saying that just because I'm a white male, I've never experienced hardships in my life.
>I then told the room that this is a perfect example of racism not being limited to white people.
>the two other guys in my corner were clapping and gave me a few "amen"s.
feels good man
>>29644960
I feel I've heard this before, still wonderful irl trolling if true.
I tried to argue against an sjw but she said I was attacking her life by attacking her argument and therefore oppressing her. No one spoke against my reasoning, but I'm really only used to arguing against males and need to get used to that card being played. It's so strange how drastically tactics must change.
>>29644960
> Make jokes about aids skrillex
> Watch the video for 1st time & get confused why it got so popular on 4chn
> never make the jokes again as it wasnt really that bad
Man, times really change quick
>>29644960
all believable up until the last three lines.
>that really happened
Hey look Juanita, it's Anon, the guy who never talks
fuck you "johnette"
>>29644955
>W-what's up baby?
>juanita
Is there a more disgusting name?
Be lonely
Be on Craigslist
Lurking Women for Men
See Ad asking for chubby chasers
Don't really like fat girls but haven't had a date in awhile
Send pic
Get reply
Excited
Jump in inbox
Open mail
"LOL you are a joke"
> mfw
It was almost certainly a nigress.
>You should lower your standards anon!
Doesn't change a thing.
>>29644964
Doesn't make it hurt any less
T'will be a fine duel, my nemesis. Draw your blade.
>>29644908
>You got it hoss
>>29644908
I would play as that character.
>>29644908
I won't even break a sweat
>tfw you sperg out when playing games with people, they get mad and mute you
I can't even handle online friends
>>29644892
I know tons of people like you in overwatch.
Dont get mad, think about what you could of done to win what ever it was.
i have an issue like that when i get piss when i'm doing the best on the team. i think im a shiot player and every one should be better then me.but they are the shitty players
>>29645223
I don't tend to sperg out during Overwatch/MOBAS. It is more in creation games.
We were playing The Forest and I intended on making my own base, but then everyone moved in and insisted on changing my stuff to things more 'efficient' in their opinions. I left, made another base, and came back online to find out that they changed one of the doors.
I sperged out about wanting the base to be as I built it, and they got mad and muted me. Didn't help that the rest of the normies in the call were all siding with him because I was being a retard.
Every single comp csgo game I join I just spam slam until my whole team mutes me.
Why aren't you peeing in your sink yet, anon?
You don't need to be such a slob.
Stop using old mountain dew bottles and board on the latest fashion.
Save the planet and wash your filthy cock with tap water. What do you have to lose?
>sinkmasterrace.webm
>>29644881
That guy looks so much like me I had to zoom in on his face and make sure it wasn't. Only way I know it's not is those clothes.
>>29644898
there's a sinkbro in each one of us
Can sinks also he used to replace shit socks?
When you were a child (so like a year ago):
What did you want to be when you grow up?
>>29644857
I have no dreams. I don't want to be anything.
I just want to exist, like a ghost.
>>29644857
>so like a year ago
I'm just going to ignore this, kid.
But yeah
>When i was a child i wanted to be:
An hero. That painful dream has not died out yet.
>>29644857
A drug kingpin or mob boss
Lightskins are the future "masterrace."
Blacks race mixing with whites is essentially the same thing that occurred when neanderthals inter-bred with homo sapiens.
Neanderthals were more advanced intellectually and homo sapiens were far more advanced physicially.
Sapiens that migrated to Asia and Europe bred with neanderthals essentially skipping phases of evolution and giving us Mongols and Caucasians. Africans did little to no interbreeding.
Once the racewar happens lightskins will rise as the next "Caucasians" per se and become the next dominant race.
Mixed raced people are cute!
>>29644865
White women can breed with black men to make more mixed men but white women stay away from mixed men. They are the property of black women.
>>29644850
Will you sell me a girl to mix with Mr Goldstein?
>be black Femanon
>wanted an Asian bf
>ended up with a black/half Jew as a bf
Sometimes in life you don't get what you ask for but you might like it. You might want to race mix but you'll always end up with your own race again.
Pic related. My bfs looks like an uglier version of him.
shut up nerd lol
post ur feet. that's the rules. if you say "im a grill!!!" then you gotta post ur feet.
>>29644834
Stay away from black men Bebe.
bebe is that you?
plz leave
Hey anon can you pull the wedgie out of my ass crack?
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Ahh that's better. Thanks anon!
BRAP THREAD?
BRAP THREAD
Nothing like rooster tailing a 2 stroke through the mud
*Braaaaaap brap brap braaaaaaaap*
>dat smell of gasoline
>dat mud and sweat
Good shit desu
Who else /brap/ here?
Someone made a thread jonesing over some girl from highschool. He mentioned that he only lived for that girl and he never had any ambitions; also he stated that his life would have been so much better if he had gotten her pregnant.
Another person made a thread earlier today exclaiming how "comfy" being incarnated would be after watching
"Orange is the New Black".
Even more frequently people express that sex is the pinnacle of human achievement.
Honestly, what's wrong with people?
Where the fuck are you coming from?
>>29644782
damn that's a puffy vulva
>>29644782
Everyone's just trying to one-up each other on trolling or are just straight up making threads on what first comes to mind to get attention, no matter how stupid it is.
Plus it's summer so all the underagedb& and normies just want to spend time on the hottest meme board.
People are slowly migrating from /b/ to here
Just like people started migrating from facebook to /b/ in 2010 or so
Anyone else not get out of bed for days at a time?
>they think piss jugs are a meme
>>29644773
how do you shite
>>29644980
Hospital bedpan I took after my grandmother died, my mom takes it once a day i could never do this withour her
>>29644773
Only that one time I decided to quit shooting dope. Had a bucket for shit, piss and puke.
Never wanted to start again after that desu
When did you finally realize you were ugly /r9k/?
> mfw I took my first selfie
>>29644727
I am not ugly.
I win.
>>29644727
I've legitimately known all my life
>>29645082
Was it a mirror check?
