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God tier Jergens reporting in
>tfw perfectly smooth elbows
+1 to Jergen's
That's some top tier shit OP
I don't use any and you wish you knew how smooth my elbows are.
let's be honest you all are using this as lube
>26
>200k/year can work from anywhere
>5mil in the bank
>/fit/ 8inch dick multiple condos in Spain, Greece, Italy
>just got hair transplants, getting leg lengthening next to get from 6' to 6'2
>body slowly falling apart, need TRT and HGH to keep up the gainz
How's old age treating you fellow oldbots?
Are you sure youre not having one of your psychotic episodes again
>>29646347
">200k a year" GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>29646347
absolute bullshit. no one with a life like that would waste time posting on r9k.
Overall it's probably had a negative effect on me, but has 4chan seemed to toughen anyone else up in real life? I used to be a total pussy and coward when confronted with Chads and Staceys, but as I've gone on here more and more and been called all kinds of names and slurs and become extremely jaded and cynical about the world, I no longer really give a fuck about people making fun of me. Or rather I give a fuck, but my response to it is usually much more mellow and uncaring rather than being incredibly sad and angry like I used to get.
>>29646317
Yeah, it really works. This place is therapeutic for anyone who's thin-skinned.
>>29646317
Yep, before r9k I wanted someone to spend time with, but at around the time of my first major rejection I found r9k, learned about Elliot and what not. r9k pretty much convinced me that there'll never be anyone perfect out there, now I'm disgusted with the idea of couples consisting of Chads and Staceys. Hell, I'm even disgusted thinking about me having a relationship.Elliot Rodger did exactly what was needed. We need another one of him.
No I toughened up 4chan. You guys were pretty much all tumblr pussies before I came along.
fuck marry kill?
Fuck: left
Marry: right
kill : center
>killing lil yachty
Fuck: OPs mom
Marry: OPs sister
Kill: OPs boipucci with my hard cock
>>29646300
here is additional footage of left
is there a way to un-censor jav yourself, or can you only find the uncensored shit in japan? Basically how do i get my jav uncensored?
BUMP FOR MY GODDAMN PORN!!
>>29646234
Japanese law requires censorship of the genitals, so good luck with that. Just stick to 2d senpai.
I like it when Japanese women have 8-bit vaginas. Vaginas are fucking disgusting, peepees are disgusting too. They dont censor tits and such so its all good.
What your favorite snack?
Chocolate covered pretzels and Cheez its
takis fuego or doritos
Go to bed EHJ
How do I deal with the crushing reality that a girl who was truly my only friend just drops me randomly and never responds or texts me
>>29646200
Maybe she doesn't have her phone on her you fuckin weirdo
>>29646200
>a girl who was truly my only friend
>having a girl as a friend
Your fault desu.
I'd rather be alone then have a girl as a friend.
>>29646200
stop being a selfish fuck
you're not the only atom in her world
she's probably dealing with things
ask her straight up tf ???
I cant be the only one. What are you drinking/drank?
I had white wine, beer, and smoked some weed my friend had
>cool world
those were better times
>>29646226
very good times man. They are the only thing I miss from the past
>>29646190
hello normington, yes yes I'm sure your norime drinks are just splendid.
GTFO.
What if /r9k/ was being systemically raided by false robots to drive us out from here?
Could they seek to influence 4chan using /r9k/?
Or do they just want us to get on with our lives?
there definitely seem to be fewer 'plants' and fauxbots than there were prior to the reestablishment of the robot. I say this as somebody who is not a robot and has actively tried to influence people on this message board in various subtle ways.
>>29646168
its not some sort of conspiracy, its actual normies who want to be seen as different (fembots/muh depression and social anxiety) shitting up the place and if they get called out on being normies they say "so what?" and hide behind the anonymity
its kinda sad that normies can sit here and pretend to understand out habits and be like us while they wait for the days they hang out with all of their irl friends or while they voice chat with them
were basicly in a lose lose situation, stay here and watch the norm become /b/ + /soc/ + /lgbt/ or leave and truly be alone with no one to hypotheticly relate to
>>29646304
>its not some sort of conspiracy
I've seen evidence to the contrary.
Just remain unaffected and keep posting, some of the threads have been odd lately and I usually just ignore them.
I've been on Effexor 75 mg for almost a year now. Its really helped me manage my mood. I no longer get irritable as often. I'm no longer as hypersensitive to things that would upset me. I no longer get heart palpitations when I have to introduce myself into a large group of people. I'm less socially anxious and I have less of a pessimistic attitude. It has allowed me to focus more on school and work. Anyone here take antidepressants?
>>29646093
>taking the psychiatric jew
kek
>>29646093
okay cool now come off the drug and see how you feel.
that's what I thought, you're fucking trapped.
Just started Wellbutrin XL 150mg daily 4 days ago. Already feel better about life in general.
Like britfeel but anyones welcome. No topic just talk about comfy stuff and make the thread last.
I fucking hate my life and hope I die in my sleep.
/globalfeel/ thread?
nice, is global feel real or just a myth?
>>29646118
No idea, I just got sick of britfeel being full of chavs desu.
>>29646105
Best way to go, or dying in an explosion after saving millions of lives.
>neet for a year after getting hurt at my job
>had settlement
>getting a check for $40,000 tomorrow
What do I buy
>>29646076
$20,000 worth of cocaine.
Start drug ring.
What happened to you? Save the money.
>>29646076
You should buy me a new car
Do I look like an autist if these are all I wear in the summer?
>>29646036
This is bait.
original you fucking NIGGER youre a fucking disgusting NIGGER
idk, I just wear the clothes my parents buy for me
>>29646036
Not necessarily, but you could look better. Get some chino shorts that are cut above the knee.
ITT: Drinking your sorrows away
>18 and think of drinking every night
>Spent $150 in 3 weeks on booze and pizza, cashless atm
When I do have money I buy booze and play vidya
I don't wanna be like this... Like my father and mother
I have no one to talk to about it
>>29646014
>le I drink cuz I am sad guize I am robot XD
You can not drink and be a robot, Drinking is normalfag stuff 101, its the first thing a Normalfag does when he is "sad".
>>29646070
I'm trying to think if I've read a worse post here this week but I can't, sorry.
Obviously not the ideal solution, but have you tried switching to weed?
Hey /r9k/ what does it mean when a grill your age that you just met (cousin of a friend) makes your bed?
>pic unrelated
it could be that you're a slob and your bed annoyed her
>>29646029
No the bed was a empty mattress that I wasn't even planning on sleeping in. BTW it wasn't my house or her house
>>29646009
she feels sorry for you, and some kind of mothering instinct has kicked in, she will probably get tired of your shit fast though.
