>tfw no sleepy gf
>>29642774
Pretty sure that's a guy. Or probably a dyke
>letterman jacket
she is already fucking high school chad man
>tfw no skinny short gf
You can't take the sky from me, anon.
Yes I can.
Nigga.
That show really went downhill after the first season.
Glad to hear it, in spite of everything.
MDMA thread
>experiences
>snort,parchute or drink?
>do you test what you buy?
>MDMA crystals >>>>>> pills
>other stuff about it
1st time I did mdma
I took a 230mg mdma 10mg amphetamine warnerbros pill
I took it all at once, not the best idea ive ever had
>I weighed under 67kg and was 15
After I took it (during a festival) I waited for about an hour when I started feeling it
It felt fucking amazing
Best feeling ive ever felt
I was a god
It felt as though I only had hands and a head
I think I hugged over 7 people
I grabbed a girls tit
I pretended I was a dog
Took my shirt off
Ran fast as fuck (really fucking fast)
I sat on peoples...
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>>29642740
Studied chemistry and what I took from it was if you produce yellowish stuff in organic chemistry your product sucks hard enough to not pass the preparation exam.
>>29643140
Nigga do you even mdma
It all depends on how you make it
Some processes make it dark brown, some clear and some make it yellowish
>girl randomly stops talking to me i met online (lives in another country)
>for some reason decide to mention how a girl online, on the same website gave me her mobile number and Skype and only lives half an hour away and wanted to meet
>(i never initiated or asked for it) or met
I think this might be why she is ignoring me now and it's been a good 10 days. Should i send a message and say "how's life?
>CQfrAOp
>>29642784
Just answer my question, robot.
im gonna send her a message
>exiting school
>cute girl behind me says 'what's the rush' and smiles at me
>Chats me up, we're actually in the same summer school class together for failing maths and we both just passed it
>She invites me for a coffee
>Say I spent my last money on a cig pack
>She says no worry, she'll pay
>Talk for 2 hours, she tells me personal family...
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Nigga you're a man, you need to pursue even when friendzoned, ask her on another date.
she probably thought you were cute and then got to know u and realized you're a pathetic robot
>>29642806
This. Her saying that she is a mess is probably bullshit to see how you will react.
>Dinner is served, Anon. Bon appetit!
If you were less stupid, I'd like you more, but, instead, you're more stupid, so I like you less.
>>29642770
Back to plebbit, faggot. No one cares who you like.
>>29642798
I wasn't talking to OP, I was talking to the foot fetish girl character that he had invented.
Anyway, fuck you.
>that feel when you're fapping to porn and you think "I'll never have sex or a girlfriend"
>>29642709
too many times
but i usually just stop, go blank, and exit out, put my cocker up, and go lay down in bed
I just had this feel once again today. Thanks for the reminder ;-;
>>29642920
I just want the fap to be over and then hopefully fall asleep now I beat the sexual frustration out for a few hours. I hate porn so much.
>That girl who pooped herself at school.
Grace, if you're here, you're fucking grim
>that kid who pooped on the classroom carpet and always smelt of shit
>that kid who wore diapers at age 8
It was a boy at my school. He dropped a log in the playground.
There was a girl who used to eat snotty tissues.
Who here /guy with long hair/?
used to have hair past my shoulders when i was a teenager but my dad made me cut it
>>29642678
trying, its been hard ive always wanted long hair that doesn't look like a bowl cut and now that im out of school i can grow it out
>>29642678
I've had long hair since high school. It reaches about the middle of my back now.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVEN START MESSAGING ME YOU FUCKER
ROASTIIEEEES REEEEEEEEEEEE
2/3
Why do I even bother bois
3/3
I'm about fucking done with this kind of bullshit
Better than stringing you along senpai
She made a sound decision
I have Glioblastoma multiforme which is the deadliest type of brain cancer out there. I only have about 2 weeks to live at this point, I'm hospitalized right now (age 21). I am scared of dying, I had so much hope last year. I was going to college and had the love of my life. She tragically died in a car accident 4 months ago.
Everything is lost for me, why can't life be something beautiful. Why do I have to suffer? I am scared of death... What the hell do I do. I can't let this happen to me
It's like before you're born. Who knows, maybe all that next life bullshit is true.
Are there any treatment options at all?
>>29642482
The doctors were to late to remove the brain tumor. The only thing I can do is wait to die.
>>29642450
you dont know what happens after death
so you have no reason to be afraid
So how many robots seriously hate this shit?
Im glad that, being a NEET, I don't have to work for someone else for a living.
The USA is now nothing more than a corporate plantation farm filled with soulless, narcissistic, vapid human cattle and the demons who enslave them.
>>29642427
Pretty sure most people who aren't near the top hate it. However, it seems to be an immutable condition so I assume some dissonance, delusion, other coping is necessary to make it tolerable.
I hated it, so I escaped and retired early.
The funny thing is, though, is that after less than a year forward, I'm back at work, making the bank and keeping investing.
>>29642427
Retail wage slave here.
I can confirm it sucks but everyone around me seems to tolerate it no matter how shitty it gets.
I have no idea what causes people to be so insanely tolerant of being milked like cows their entire lives.
Can we have a metal thread here? It honestly can't have more shitposting than >>>/mu/66059365 or >>>/trash/3815387 at this point.
>>29642371
no mang
>>29642371
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BRING ME SOME
F O O D
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You don't belong on r9k if you've ever
Kissed a girl.
Had sex with a girl.
Hugged a girl.
Held hands with a hug.
Gotten a girl's phone number.
Driven around with a girl.
Walked around with a girl.
Been in the same picture as a girl.
Had a conversation with a girl that lasted more than 5 seconds.
mostly agree
upvoted
>>29642367
reddit gold
>Held hands with a hug
nice post-cuck aesthetic
How would you react if it was shown that the NSA and co. were profiling potential shooters/terrorists as early to late twenties men with little to no sexual experience and a limited amount of friends?
NSA doesn't give a fuck about that. Learn about your government, burger.
what a waste of tax dollars
if nsa is reading this you guys are retarded fags
>>29642304
>Government trying to stop mass shootings
Huew laudious