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Still keeping up with your diet? Any results?
can't loose floppy belly fat is it the carbs/sugar i rarely eat fats
>spooning the green out of the kiwi when the skin itself is edible
M O R O N Z
>>26055952
carbs are basically all fat that goes to the belly
What the hell do I do robots, I just want to be left alone, I know she doesn't really like me but she sends me messages all the time and we don't even live close to each other
just say 'fuck off' and don't reply. although obviously you don't need to know this, you just wanted to show off.
And she keeps saying she wants to cuddle, like she thinks I'm some sort of beta or fag
>>26055620
She isn't even hot she is maybe a 6/10
I worry a lot.
I hope my abuser actually dies and I don't regret saying such
I
wanna fuck a dog in the ass
i hope she likes me :(
I haven't fapped for three weeks but I'm still a complete social retard. I desperately want to spill my seed but I can't (I promised myself I wouldn't fap until I achieved my objective which is to lose my virginity). Chads of /r9k/ please help.
>>26055264
Talk to women as if they anyone else. Treat them normally
Have you tried rape?
Have you gone out?
Next time you do, approach a girl do some small talk then quickly ask her if she wants to fuck. Use the words 'Do you want to fuck?' But the trick is to say it like you're ready to walk away when it fails
WHO
DA
FUCC
UP!?
MASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN' LYK
Ultimate Ni**a hours!? Famn...
AYOOO WHATUP
>>26054975
NAW
REAL NICCA HOURS
REAL
N I Q Q A
HOURS
>>26054990
WHAS GUD BREH
what is sex like robots? realistically at age 36 now, having never even kissed a girl, the chances of me ever actually losing my virginity are powerball tier levels. is it even worth all the hype it gets?
>>26054637
>the chances of me ever actually losing my virginity are powerball tier levels
No they aren't. Pay a few hundred bucks and the mystery can disappear. Alternatively, go to a bar, drink a little and seduce an ugly woman.
>>26054699
I've tried calling an escort service before but i got so nervous i ended up hanging up. and any amount of alcohol makes me sick.
>>26054699
>implying the drunk robot wouldn't just sob into a corner until he passed out
>be black highschool femanon(stfu im 18)
>tfw forced to do an assignment with a geeky white male teenager
>feel totally disgusted by him because he probably shitposts about black people on 4chan everyday
>want absolutely nothing to do with him
i didnt realize it until today but 4chan has made me totally repulsed by shy/nerdy white men
what about purposeful, independent white men? You can move into the house I own and bear me many children.
>nigress thinks she can afford to be repulsed by anyone
>>26072267
K. Keep me updated for when you join the single mothers club in two years.
>As a kid I got to watch Dragon Ball Z, Ruroni Kenshin, and Yu Yu Hakusho back to back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehmPOkrtRc
Let's have a nostalgia thread, if you want you can even throw in somefeelstoo.
>>26054556
God...that opening theme makes me smile so much.
It also makes me sad as fuck. I've always wanted a group of friends like in YYH. They were all such bros and genuinely cared for each other, even though they were rivals.
>you will never fight in the Dark Tournament with your demon manlet rival, a gorgeous half demon, and your Adam Driver human rival
YYH really was the perfect show for me.
>>26054697
I wanted to be Kurama as a kid.
He was the best for me.
I don't know why I liked him so much.
His power levels are insane though.
Also I loved Ruroni Kenshin just as much.
>>26054803
Kenshin is up there with Cowboy Bebop for me, at times, I'd rank it even higher.
It's the comfiest show and I don't know why.
Also, I never understood how the power levels in YYH worked, especially after Yusuke became a demon.
do you think Jennifer is into anal?
Most definitely
Original original
i bet she is
i bet she's a dirty girl
That's between her and Chad, you pathetic virgin creep!!
Post normie repellent music
http://derangedrecords.bandcamp.com/track/grave-desecration
No normie will ever subject themselves to this album.
Bumping with some ambient drone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFNIHIPOugU
>>26072286
Exactly the kind of shit I was looking for
Do women like guys who look really beta?
>>26054503
Guys that look like this would look better if they smiled. He probably thinks he's giving a serious look but he just looks depressed.
>>26054561
Maybe he has no reason to smile and forcing a smile would make him look like a psycho.
If thats you you look fine mah dude
>born in small Canadian village
>5 hours from city
>literally no night life there's not even day life
>I can't just shuttle into the city like you suburban yuppies
>literally forced to sit in my room at night
>can't walk outside with 30mph winds and freezing cold or intense humidity
>never been to a club or a beach
>everyone's poor as fucking dog shit and everything's broken down and sad
>can't drive anywhere without smelling cow shit and having 800 pick up trucks force me off the road
>no girls or people my age
>literally sighing as I post this
>the cold is destroying my body
>we all live in broken down houses filled with mold and death
>the only drug around is weed
>all my friends are mentally ill
>every city costs rediculous prices so I have to be homeless there
>literally have to spend days cooped up inside because this place is so shitty
>wasting my whole life in bed
>jobs require driving 40 miles back and forth
>the only thing is dirt biking and snowmobiling and my parents never gave me either one
>all the rednecks hate me because I hate this place I don't spend all day comparing Chevy and dodge trucks
>the cost of living is Insane too
>tfw live in Maine and know all of those feels
I feel like I'm in hell every fucking day of my life. Everyone I see is at least a few decades older than me. More than half of them are so fucking old they can barely walk.
This is no place for someone to develop. This is no place for a 25-year-old. Fucking kill me senpai.
>tfw grew up in Miami
>still fucked up enough to be here
No environment would have been good for us
Where abouts? I grew up in a small town in northern ontario, I know the feeling. I coped by befriending all the other misfits and building a hut to drink in.
ITT: Post the only reason you keep living
I'll start:
>Want to witness the happening
>Want to try DMT
Your go /r9k/
Because of a hard wired desire to keep myself functioning for as long as possible.
>>26054295
>don't want that my family breaks apart because of suicide
I just want to get into an accident
>>26054310
This desu senpai
Too scared of dying
>with the company for 15 years
>work 70 hour weeks
>move up to senior management
>finally trusted with big project
>work even longer hours to meet the deadline
>boss decides to bring in some emo shitstain from another company
>he has some family connections
>emo shitstain never showers
>doesn't care about dress code
>wears gay cosplay shit at work
>no one likes him
>try to ignore him get my own work done
>emo shitstain brings in affirmative action policy
>hires blacks
>puts women in management positions
>emo shitstain gets one project
>only needs to download one file
>can't do it
>black kid he hired goes nuts
>breaks a lot of expensive equipment and quits
>emo kid breaks shit too
>boss won't fire him
>meanwhile my project completed on time
>boss doesn't give a fuck
>one of the new woman managers disables all security
>all my work is gone within hours
>boss calls me
>tells me to give emo shitstain a lift home
How was your day?
>>26054268
cool normie you can leave now.
>all my work is gone within hours
Plausible until this point.
>>26054316
how could you possibly miss the joke
What did you want to be when you were a kid?
What are you now?
>>26071778
Majoring in becoming a Pokemon Master is going pretty well so far OP
When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a pilot, but I have terrible eyesight and coordination. The rest of the time as a kid I wanted to be a doctor. Now I'm a NEET.
>Wanted to be RAF Harrier pilot
>TFW unemployed, homeless, scizophrenic.
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