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If you don't use a thinkpad, you are a filthy normie.
I am using a thinkpad
>>26075939
Better not be a chiclet keyboard, normie.
>>26076010
Stop moving the goalposts you fucking normie
Anyone want their readings done? I can only do the first five since they take me so long. Need date of birth
Day, Month, Year
Check back in 15ish mins~ first come first serve
May 5th 1990, please tell me I'm going to win the lottery.
22nd August 1996 thanks
Those things are too vague to get a realistic reading. I'm an experience medium so I can do it to accuracy that surprises everyone.
All I need is your full name, credit card number, credit card expiry and credit card security number
For added accuracy you can also provide specific information such as your address, working hours and level of home security.
ITT:
Unfunny shit normalfags drool over.
I'll start.
>>26075909
Why would you post an image based thread in /r9k/? It's fucking stupid.
>>>/b/
>>26075909
Nah it's good sorry you have shitty taste
Basically everything this guy does.
What's that anon? Why don't you "man up."
>reposting some social media screencapture taken from a smartphone he found on reddit or facebook
4chan has really gone to shit
>>26075767
>single mother
>implying I have the time, effort, and will to deal with a child
>ever
Thanks, no.
>>26075798
Single mother roastie detected.
>Too sick for school? Too sick for video games!!
but mom those two thins require completely different levels of vitalityyyyyyyyy
This literally triggered me
Joke's on my mom tho, I dropped out of high school and play vidya 24/7 now.
Yeah it'd be absolutely terrible if you were contagious and made your video games get sick.
What do you grieve over, robots? What have you lost in your life?
How does it affect you to this day?
>>26075694
Even if I could hit a replay button on life and make the right decision at every fork in the road, I'd still end up where I am today.
>tfw not lost anyone but all my pets and grandparents are getting really old
>>26075732
Would you care to explain?
How do I end a "friendship"?
There is this druggy that I knew in high school and keeps bothering me to do shit with him. I'm going to his house tomorrow? how do I tell him to leave me the fuck alone?
>How do I end a "friendship"?
>keeps bothering me to do shit with him
>how do I tell him to leave me the fuck alone?
>I'm going to his house tomorrow
>im going to his house
>how do i tell him to leave me alone
wut
Just block his number and dont see him again. Dropping bad people from your life is a skill you need to learn
>>26075392
>>26075358
I am literally autistic I cant do things help me
A man is wandering in a desert starving for what seems to him like an eternity. He comes upon a vendor that carries some preserved meats and other morsels. The man checks his pockets but is lacking in any currency. The vendor begins to walk away, and the man desperately asks the vendor to wait. The vendor is impatient, but pauses a moment, and the man begins courting the vendor and attempting to start a friendship. The vendor reconsiders their position and warms up slightly to the starving man, almost out of pity. The starving man follows the vendor on their travels for a couple of days. During the travels with the vendor, the man observes as many people get sustenance from the vendor, most of the time free of charge to the man's surprise. The vendor has many apparent friends. The friends of the vendor all appear jovial and lighthearted in their pursuits, the starving man by contrast is simply focused on sating his hunger. In the end, the vendor decides that they are tired of the starving man, that the starving man was not jovial enough and is too concerned with obtaining sustenance. The vendor tells the starving man to stop following them. The starving man wanders for a day or so, eventually collapsing in the midst of nowhere and dying.
I want to punch you in the face until your face is an unrecognizable lump of flesh.
>>26074908
>>26074993
But this is the literal definition of low quality bait.
...however it's true.
>>26075027
What's bait about this? I just wrote it to describe how I feel about my situation.
>>26074993
You seem inexplicably upset. Clearly you have anger issues.
>the foundations of reality are flimsy at best
>the more you examine and question deeper into the mere concept of existence, the more elusive and nonsensical it becomes
>the concept of the self operates likewise
>there is no true you, every aspect of your self-concept is constructed and you delude yourself into believing it
>your mind is essentially a self-aware void
>being is out of nothing
>being is nothing
>existence in its entirety is incomprehensible and any attempt to deconstruct it will still ultimately be bound by the rules from within, rendering all attempts futile
>can either an hero, but the experience of nothingness may be invalid and you risk reentering existence having never actually left
>or accept the absurd and be no further ahead than you were except now you've just swept it all under the rug and either delude yourself into meaning or accept nihilism and simply exist until you die
i just wish sentience wasnt such a burden sometimes. i mean, the last bit there isn't so bad and usually just existing without really caring about petty stuff is nice but the nihilistic crises get really old after about the fourth one.
>>26074830
Ayyy lmao I just smoked some dank 420 too!!
Fuck you op I could have lived my entire life in blissful ignorance of your soul crushing reality.
>>26075202
that's what normies (you) get for coming to this website
>tfw the shitty "famalam" has bested the superior "familia" in the F A M replacement race
Fuck you fags.
>>26074759
>actual Spanish vs stupid ass word
I'll take the stupid ass word any day
>>26074759
I personally prefer "Famn" it's like F A M and damn, get it?
>not using the patrician 'my family'
shake my head to be honest my family
Senior in HS here (18)
What the fuck is wrong with women? The crush I've, and every other guys wants to fuck in the ass is dating some poor public school retard.
Do girls have any class? Here I am with decent looks and drive extremely nice cars and here's the fucking poor public school retards that probably smell like shit, drive Hondas, wear shirt clothes. Etc and they somehow get the girls.
The "money gets girls is a big meme". I'm one of the richest irl and have least contact with girls. Girls would rather get cucked by unsuccessful retards. I can't wait til I'm older and all those fucking sluts will get tired of getting cucked and need money
sup elliot
chances are she thinks he is a bad boy because he comes from a rough school
>>26074700
>18
>richest
>peepee
you're fucking kidding right OP? i hope i've been baited because otherwise kill yourself.
OP here. This is my car.
Yet she still lusts after the poor, smelly boys
>lump in testicles
>never get it tested
>getting bigger
>just now go to the bathroom
>shit blood
d...did I make it, robots?
>>26074389
i have the same shit
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU FAP DAILY
IS ONE OF YOUR BALLS DEEPER IN THE BODY/BIGGER THEN THE OTHER
>>26074389
You might have testicular cancer, if this is serious get to the doctor now. You can't let it grow like that.
let Kek be the judge
dubs you dont have anything
The only reason this guy is probably going to get elected is because he is a meme. Yes, I just realised he is a fucking meme. Nothing more, nothing less.
Praise be to Kek.
>implying the popular vote matters
>>26074246
You're probably right but, as long as it isn't Kike Sanders I could care less though.
cool game i made :2
>opponent puts down a mark
>I erase his mark
>opponent puts down a mark
>I erase his mark
>opponent puts down a mark
>I erase his mark
>opponent puts down a mark
>I erase his mark
[...]
Unless I'm missing something
Cool idea though
>>26074376
well -_- ill consider various balancing mechanics that could deter that line of gameplay; yet -_- ill have to reflect on them before i commit to anything further -_-
regardless, thanks for the feedback :2
I don't understand if this is satire or not but it's upsetting me.
I want to start a podcast. I know it's stupid to ask for ideas, but what the hell, if I can give back to the community that's kept me sane for years, I will.
Is there anything you fellow robots would want to see in a podcast? What podcasts do you guys listen to?
>>26073971
Give us a sample and post a vocaroo with your voice OP.
>>26073971
Be topical, be controversial, be interactive. Be a light in the darkness.
>>26073971
been there done that, gained a following -_- ... well at the very least -_- it adheres to my polymathic tendancies
