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>that one type of girl that you're attracted to that you know you shouldn't be
Which one is that for you?
The short-haired/shaved-head, trashy looking girls/women with tattoos (+ bimbo looks) that pretty much scream out "SLUT" are my one and only temptation.
the slightly overweight cute faced seemingly shy whore who will suck my dick but will leave me eventually for money
they scream of im a cute girl who isnt absolute trash but once you know them they turn out to be bitches and whores
the teenager psychos
I love their unique twisted ways of seeing life and the fact that I fail to catch their attention makes me even feel more interested in them
>>26082143
God damn, anon, you really described an ex of mine, down to a T.
She was this kind of shy girl at first, slightly chubby, and we were each other's first.
Then she started getting wilder by the day and I just bailed before she cheated on me, and there were plenty of signs pointing out that was the next step in what was going to happen.
>>26082182
>I love their unique twisted ways of seeing life
Please, elaborate.
>"A large portion of the respondents in both surveys indicated that they had reached an involuntary climax, or orgasm, during their assault. While it would be dangerous to draw conclusions from these two sets of data alone, what becomes very apparent is the damage sexual assault, particularly rape by a stranger, has on the victim's sex life after the crime. A majority of women report an inability to achieve orgasm through 'normal' sex anymore and a small but significant minority report manifestation of sexual fantasies about the attack."
>Investigation Sexual Assault Cases, Arthur S. Chancellor, 2012.
What do fembots think of this?
Have you ever wanted to be raped?
how can it be rape if they want it?
Tfw reading that got me wet
>>26082089
please l-l-let me rape you...
Is there anything more annoying than modern 'geek culture', or am I just being nostalgic?
I know that there were always lame 'star trek conventions' and shit like that, but I feel that the whole phenomenon has just blown up in the last 10 years, to the level that it's now a full blown industry.
All these different 'fandoms' just like... I dunno. It seems like there's something immensely faggy about calling yourself part of a fandom, I can't put my finger on it, but it's definitely real.
Also, the whole thing is a gigantic hive mind. If you check reddit first thing in the morning, there's about a 95% chance you'll know what all the 'geeks' you know will be talking about when you meet them that day.
In fact, you know what it kind of reminds me of?
Remember 'scene'? You know like, the whole phenomenon of all ages shows and these different styles of 'alternative' music that were basically the same as each other, yet whose followers thought their particular brand of emo made them the most unique snowflake on earth?
That's kinda what 'geek culture' is for an older, fatter type of people... It's another one of these 'conforming to non-conformity' type deals.
>>26081966
it blew up for some reason, i think it's because the old action movie shit wasn't selling anymore, and with the advent of internet and online stores, big companies saw a lot of profit to be made.
It is, they are butchering every single franchise , i remember doctor who back in 2006 nobody cared for it, now there's so many tumblr and reddit fandoms it's disgusting.
it's sad everything is being taken and butchered .......
fucking disgusting
I work with someone who introduces himself to people as batman. He knows very little about DC outside of video games.
>>26082156
holy satan that's sad
When was the last time you were happy?
I mean truly happy.
I can't remember.
I feel sick with myself now.
Never to be honest famly
I remember little of my childhood and what I do remember was either depressing or inconsequential
>>26081915
Why does it hurt this much?
Tell me how to stop it. Please
What have my fellow robots bought this week? I'm going to buy some Whey protein and some BCAA'S.
Been lifting the past few weeks and just eating food, want to give them both a shot. Want every help i can get since this years goal is to get a lean body.
Atm nothing but I'll probably order some shrooms next week.
just some cheap chinese produce here
>>26081640
Where do you order from?
>>26081697
Nice panties.
>tfw cant wait until my supps get here
>try my best to be kind to normies
>still treated awfully
>>26081463
This senapi
I tried offering my normie sister some advice on her bf's weight gain and suggested the gym
She snapped and told me to shut up
>>26081473
if a 300lbs+ shutin neckbeard suggested the gym to me i'd tell them to shut up too
>>26081463
>try my best to be kind to normies
There's your problem
>tfw energy drink addiction
>tfw caffeine pill addiction
a-at least I'm not pumping sugar into myself all the time
>>26081218
Same. I pop 1000 mg's to feel 'normal' usually by 1-2pm I crash hard.
>>26081202
About to grab my second for the day. Piss.
Are you desperate enough, /r9k/?
I refuse to believe that thing is from the same species as me
No. I kind of feel bad for him but he's probably getting more sex than me.
>>26081133
desperate =/= gay
Why do normies pretend to like science?
>Why do normies pretend to like science?
What, and this board is filled with PhD students?
>>26080974
Who don't do obnoxious shit like OP's pic
>>26080974
We don't pretend to like science. I freely admit I'm not into science at all. Label me a dumbo if you must. The reason normies do is it's a personality accessory for them.
Any robots got tattoos?, just got this done yesterday, still need to do other side of forearm and up my arm aswell.
>paying money to permanently ruin your body
im thinking of getting a back tattoo, maybe a nice mural of my waifu orsomething. theres nothing really important to me.
>>26080261
If that's your first tattoo you're a fucking faggot. I have tons but I can hide them under my shirt then I meet "le badass" 18 year olds with sleeves who work at starbucks.
Tattoos are becoming more accepted but there's still a stigma and you've fucked yourself if you've gone past the elbow before 25/have locked down a good job.
>try to have serious deep conversation with parents
>they get annoyed and upset because i make them feel uncomfortable with what i say
>they yell and tell me to go away and dig their head in the sand
what's it like to grow up with emotional stable parents that you can actually communicate with? no wonder im this fucking shitty site, i never had a chance
>>26079418
>>try to have serious deep conversation
about?
It feels safe. It feels like I live in the open. It feels like I never have to watch my back. I can be vulnerable and they will still love me.
I'm not allowed to talk to my parents about anything other than current events or regular small talk or they get very angry.
They tried to listen to me at first. They couldn't take it.
>last day to do my paper for some shit community college
>on a subject I don't give a shit about
>enthusiastic that I will be productive today
>start at noon, after class
>"I started early, so I'm definitely going to get it done right?"
>masturbated and browsed 4chan for literally 12 hours straight
>now it's 12:40 am
>only wrote a cover page and 2 sentences
Just fucking kill me
>>26079286
lol get rekt m8.
Hope you like 4chan because you're never going to escape this place at this rate.
dumb fuck get your ass to work
>>26079286
haha and you're still here you fucking idiot
you're gonna fail out COMMUNITY FUCKING COLLEGE
you're never gonna leave this place
>tfw you show your therapist your 87gb meme folder
Get in here my le /damaged/ amigos it's time for a therapy thread, "therapy is a meme" shitposters can fark off reeeeeeee
How ya hanging in there friends. What's your therapist like
My therapist is great. I cannot put to words how helpful she has been. I'm doing amazingly better than I was a few years ago with my anxiety.
I also opened up to her about my weird fetishes and she helped me feel a lot less fucked up about them.
>>26079120
>memes
>fetishes
Seems pretty normal to me desu.
>>26079417
>weird fetishes
well dont leave us hanging
ITT: games no female has ever played
no female and no normie
Fembot here, only loser virgins play these games. I don't have enough time to learn all this. I just play castle crashers and dota 2
>>26078686
K O S
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>first day of new semester classes
>we're supposed to introduce ourselves
>say our name, our major, and something we enjoy doing
>the first few students say shit like "playing with my pet," "sailing," "rock climbing," etc
>my turn
>I decide to be honest and not lie, maybe people will like that
>"anon, econ/csci major, Monster Hunter"
>no one knows what the fuck im talking about
>realize ive made a huge mistake
>go silent
>professor pushes me "whats that, anon?"
>i-it's a video... game...
>rest of class goes on
>no one speaks to me
>see at least one stacy look at me, put her hand over her mouth and giggle with a pitying expression
Fuck me. I'm not even THAT Autistic, I just have these 'hobbies' that I can't talk to anyone about.
I've given up on making friends, this is the last fucking time I try. They don't like me when I lie and pretend to enjoy their boring shit just so I can TRY to have a conversation with them, and they don't like me when I'm honest about what I enjoy doing in an attempt to be genuine.
Fuck.
General /autisticFirstImpressions/ thread I guess
hey man you sound pretty upset maybe you should just take a chill pill, calm down and relax.
>>26078397
christ OP if you really had to be honest could have just said videogames. You'd still be condescended to but at least it's not as autistic
>>26078397
haha you are a literal fucking autist
