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>and this is anon, he takes me on plenty of walks don't you anon.
>>29846329
I've been comatose for so long I forgot what legs are. Hey there dogs. What are you doing in my home.
Fuck I want to pet those doggers
>>29846329
>evolve for millions upon millions of years into a carnivorous killing machine
>shed the blood of countless prehistoric tigers, cougars and bears in bloody battles to the death and come out victorious
>meet humans and allow them to keep you as guards in return for food
>get turned into this less than 4000 years later
>sad
>want to cry
>no tears come
what is wrong with me? have I cried too many times and used up my allotment of tears? is anger all I have left?
This is not your personal blog faggot.
>>29846822
It's fuckin 4chan, the faggot can post whatever the fuck he wants
>>29846892
Well I'm gonna report this thread!
>DANCE
>DANCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL SHOOT
Would you get shot?
>>29846269
I thought this was going to be a Fall Out Boy thread
>>29846269
>get on knee's
>open mouth
What? this is how my uncle taught me to dance/
>>29846342
>WHAT THE FUCK
>*BANG*
Your uncle just got you killed, anon.
Good evening, robots. The Feels and Frogs is open tonight for you all to share your feels and tell your stories. Sit down, grab a drink, fuck with the jukebox, put something on the TV, most of you should know the drill by now.
Some mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODoucDEFKA
What ails you, robots?
God bless tequila. If only I had more.
Had worse days, today's not that bad. Didn't do much, didn't have much to do.
apple ale 8% alc for me dont get up bartender Ive already got it
shit where to begin
I thought I would be happy getting out of the NEET lifestyle and getting a job and my own apartment
but I feel like shit
(continued)
>>29846510
got my own place to live yeah but my job is night shift and its agribuisness so when I work is completely dependent on the weather and the condition of the crops
anyway tried to have a gf despite that shit but her dog attacked me unprovoked
(continued)
>at party today not really my scene but a great place to meet people
>chilling with some freinds meeting new lads having a good time, you know how it is
>eye myself a very cute, dark haired girl
>i want her bad
>outside hanging around with freinds and she comes outside and is nearby with a few of hers
>notice this is my opportunity to talk to her so i start a conversation with one of the guys she was talking to
>going well but i don't see it leading to me talking to the girl because she is engaged elsewhere
>go back to my freinds and tell them i think that girl was cute
>they say she was staring at me while i was talking to that lad
>i don't believe them, tell them they are misinterpreting
>they are adamant they are sure
>i still disagree
>goes back and forth with the conclusion being that i pussy out and don't approach her for the rest of the night
How to fix this?
Inb4 normie. Please fuck off, i'm just a robot/cyborg trying to make it which we should all be.
>tfw acne at 23
I just don't have patience to play this stupid game anymore
t. 18 KV
>>29846173
You can't give up and act all world-weary at 18 man, that's ridiculous
ive been on 4chan for 8 years and never posted but i couldnt hold myself for her
>>29846105
good thread my main man
>>29846105
>beta as fuck
no wonder you never posted
>>29846105
tip top kekkity kex
I was reading that fucking thread when that was first posted
I accidentally spit out some water I was drinking at the time and shuddered because it was so cringeworthily terrible a post
I couldn't stop laughing after, it was probably pasta or a joke, but funny as fuck
Could any anon add me on skype and listen to me ranting for a whileand possible comfort me a bit?;_;? I just broke up and I feel as if my heart got removed from my body.
I have no friends and nobody to get support from, so I'm asking /r9k/..
>skype: hellothere12311
>inb4: kill yourself normie
I'm a virgin who never goes outside. I'm far from a normie.
>>29846096
>skype
sent ;^)
>>29846096
how old are you and are you legitimately a woman or some guy?
I want to help you but I'm afraid you will do something bad to me. Since I don't know you I don't trust you.
What a pickle.
So I was just dicking around, I typed in fujoshi into google and got linked to a videohttps://youtu.be/25UYZWwaswIand I found her autism charming so I watched some of her other videos, and
holy shit.
Look at these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZOkHtiOKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ia8eOLF2-g
Yep that's who you think it is. What are the fucking odds of stumbling across this shit? I know she's old news, but this is like the prime discovery of my life, this is like my life's achievement.
I found an autistic weeb girl but normalfags scared her off.
absolutely insane stuff I can tell why you wanted to share
Am I supposed to care or
Actually fuck it I don't even give a shit about giving a shit, good thread OP now fuck off you fucking faggot
When did you black anons realize that black women are absolute trash and that Asian women are superior in every way?
>>29845959
I will take an asian, white, or latina girl any day over some black bitch
I hate them
>>29845959
>look at me teehee! look he's BLACK! omg do you see that my bf is BLACK? are you mad yet dad?
Poor blackbots. Sheboons on the left, coalburners on the right.
>>29845959
I'll take a qt African girl over some yellow bitch any day
t. Non race traitor
Are tattoos on a girl ever acceptable?
they're preferred
>>29845948
No. I don't like them, they are degenerate.
But, it's the same as when I thought that "only" white women were degenerate - I was an idiot. All women of all races are sluts and whores. Women without tattoos are plenty degenerate. Tattoos on women are degenerate, period, but the women that have them can also be nice from time to time.
>>29845999
so are those trips
Who /intimidating/ here?
>6'2
>230lbs
>smiling reels really awkward
>face naturally relaxes into a scowl
No qts will come near me.
>>29845872
it's ok I can tell you're a sweetie
>>29845872
You are a Shrek. Think of it like that.
I'm only 5'8.5 160 but people also seem to be afraid of me OP
Does anyone here actually use the redpill subreddit?
Don't be shy. I know not everyone here is a dedicated /r9k/ browser. If anyone here has used "redpill" tactics from the subreddit, please tell us about if they were successful or not, and share them with us.
>>29845821
Well I'm ugly and it turns out being mean and ugly doesn't work.
>>29845840
No, but didn't you know that beforehand anyways?
I read it. I mainly got into it at first because it was the first place I found that vehemently opposes feminism. I haven't had the chance to apply the principles, and even if I did I don't know how. I'm college, I only have acquaintances, no friends. No chance to get into parties.
And to top it off, I've recently been trying to become more religious. On my 4th day abstaining from fapping, been reading some religious material. Planning on diving into the Bible eventually. I'm currently in conflict whether I still want to have premarital sex or not.
On the other hand, I don't think it would be meaningful for me to say that I abstain from sex just because I can't get any. I want to become skillful enough to the point where I could at least get a women to go to bed with me. From then I'll just say no sex.
ITT use a wordless image to express your current feel.
Bonus points if non Pepe/Wojack
Orgy cum blockhole
>wordless
>r9k
Feels like I'm a bottle and a half of wine in tonight
Can we just have a good old fashioned feels thread?
>>29845549
share your feels first?
>tfw on 7th cup of coffee
>>29845549
fucking cant even get interviews for jobs i am applying too. I got 4 rejections this last friday, fuck my life fellow robots. I have no idea what I am doing wrong, I am not even hearing back from jobs I did hear back from when I was looking for work 3 years ago. whats all the experience for then? fucking drinking my sorrows away tonight.
Knowing everything you know about women, how can you still want a girlfriend?
>>29845527
Nothing replaces a good pussy..except for a puppy
>>29845527
i don't want to date women, I want to stick my penor in them.
>>29845527
Men are driven by their base instincts. Women take advantage of this, and civilization is built around this.
It's why chivalry - or favoring and protecting women - exists in the first place. Men care about women and put them on a pedestal because their inherent biological desire to get pussy and protect women just makes them do it. Only a few men can resist the urge to white knight.
