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Post embarrassing or shameful moments from your childhood
>tfw I was the kid who almost always fucked up at bumper cars
>tfw I was the kid that got bullied in my neighborhood
>tfw I was the kid who nobody knew, even though I've gone through elementary, middle, and high school with them
I hate them so much
>born with one testicle in sack, one stuck somewhere else
>Used to shower with my dad around 1st or 2nd grade
>realize i only have 1 testicle
>point it out to parents, they schedule surgery for me
I've never told anyone, and never will.
>>29850901
>pissed myself in class
An average looking female agrees to be your slave for 24 hours to be humilated and abused. What would you do with her during that day. Keep it realistic.
>>29850725
stick a cucumber up her ass and make her walk around on all fours with one side of her face always on the ground
>>29850725
Nothing. I don't want sex really. Maybe play some vidya games and eat pizza.
>>29850725
tell her to get the fuck out of my house and never come around again
Hey anons whats your thoughts on chestlets?
Yay or nay?
She has fake tiddies OP.
>>29850616
>whats your thoughts on chestlets?
should be shot and killed
removed from gene pool with force
>>29850616
chestlets aren't a thing
What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
>>29850602
>What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
I make sure I have never done embarrassing things by simply not putting myself into situations where I have to do anything at all
obviously this is stupid and has ruined my life
>>29850880
In a way, that's the most embarrassing thing of all.
>>29850602
I think my brain blocked many things happened simply because it overloads with shame. Even the "not so worst" ones made me cringe in the night
Can we have a comfy thread? I'm feeling a little cold.
ITT: Comfy Art, Music, Videos
Posting what I've got
N O
T E X T L E S S
P O S T S
A L L O W E D
E V E R
>>29850583
That cool blue.
>>29850583
Anyone know of any other musicians like Kavinsky or Lorn?
Tell me a story, Anon. It can be about anything.
shutup bitch take ur panties off
>>29850522
When I eat sweet potatoes, I poop out orange putty about 4 hours later.
>feels good man
>>29850522
Hello cutie! What are you interested in? :3
The last comfy thread got archived, so have a new one
Post comfy pics, music, etcwebm stolen from the last thread
Yume Nikki is very comfy.
>tfw no comfy space cabin
>>29850565
>saved
I love space homes
>>29850457
>pic related
>turns on hunting footage from last night
>camera put up right outside your house
>you heard deer screaming last night
>tfw she says after years of partying she's finally ready to settle down for a peaceful life with a good reliable man
You weren't lying robros. It really does get better!
Are you Forrest Gump?
>>29850422
>200 cocks later she is ready to settle down and suck all the life and money out of some poor sap
Yes,she already has sucked enough cocks and got penetrated enough times.Now she just wants a provider to buy stuff for her and her future kids.You sure are a champion OP.
Can we have a skype thread and make friends here uwuw
>>29850390
post skype then
I have no friends.
originalfoushfouisanfuosnf
>>29850609
I don't want to post mine first that feels weird. :c
skype is normie software
>he's a virgin!
You guys do realise this isn't an attractive trait in men, right?
Even virgin girls would be disgusted by you
>>29850387
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.avi
>>29850387
you just snipped some picture then renamed the image to some random numbers on your keyboard didn't you, why did you need to do that
>>29850387
That would make it a catch 22 then.
How did you expect this logic to work?And isn't that the chick from Community?
I hover between failed normie and robot for the most part, but I've always failed to grasp the concept of 'chads'. I usually wouldn't mind, but I see the word thrown around a lot and I wanted some clarification on whether people on here actually believe there is such a thing as a 'chad' or if I just don't understand the meme. From what I've seen, a 'chad' is someone who:
is physically attractive, academically smart, good at sports, popular, good with girls, charismatic, has a large dick, no physical issues like acne or baldness, and from a wealthy background. Does anybody actually believe that people like this exist? Is it all a meme? Is it a result of self-loathing individuals creating this concept of a person they'd wished they'd been like? Am I missing something obivous here?
They do but that doesn't mean they lead perfect lives. Also, chad is a subjective concept, and so is a 'perfect' life, so in the end its pretty meaningless. Chad is just a term for men robots envy.
Chad is:
>tall
>white
>8+/10 face
>broad shouldered
>masculine
>confident
Look around you and you'll see these men do exist, and they get most of the women
>>29850625
/thread
This anon speaks the truth, also:
>Chad will do shit that you wouldn't dare to do
How do I find the strength to kill myself? I'm terrified of death but I need this nightmare to end, I cant take it any more
I can't buy a gun where I'm from, I've tried going up to roofs before but I just can never bring myself to jump, I tried a bunch of sleeping pills another time but I was so scared that I forced myself to vomit before anything happened, I just can't do it..
>>29850356
You're just looking for attention
If you really wanted to do it you would find a way
There's an infinity of options available:
walk into the sea
put your head on train tracks
hang yourself
sleep in a pile of snow
Ask yourself if you really want to do it
The determination must be imposed internally
>>29851837
That's cause we don't want to kill ourselves, we just don't want to live
Suicidal people don't kill themselves cause they want it, they do it cause they don't want life
>>29851945
Again, if you REALLY don't want life, you will find away to make get rid of it
Why do I feel an irrational amount of pure hatred for anyone that hasn't faced considerable adversity in their lives?
>>29850337
Because you're unaccepting of different life paths in what people refer to as the universe
>>29850337
sociopathy?
oreginoo
how well do you even know people though?
you're a tard working on assumptions is the TLDR, but the answer you're looking for is jealousy. An ugly person can tell someone is attractive at a glance, you really can't deduce whether some CEO got kidfucked or anything, but that's not really going to quell your baseless resentment
Would you let her gently femdom you?
>>29850259
no, femdom is a shit fetish
Absolutely I would
>eyes different sizes and misaligned
real nice, pick on the retarded
Post feet, I'll start
Judge a robot on their looks by their feet
>tfw you are literally retarded in the medical sense
>>29850245
No. Absolutely not you filth.
>>29850245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ejkW91rmY&list=FLV7HNNiM1HT5mVvIvTrA2vQ&index=6
