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Change one word in the post above yours to make a coherent sentence.
To start: When summer ends will the faggots leave?
When summer ends will OP faggots leave?
When Reddit ends will OP faggots leave?
When Reddit dies will OP faggots leave?
>be friends with Stacy from college
>she tries online dating
>constant messages from boys
>goes out with one every week or so
>constantly complains about how none of them are good for her
>calls me about once a month crying about how she'll end up dying alone
>meanwhile I've had two dates in the three years I've been on OKCupid and only get a woman even messaging me back every few months
And the purpose of the thread is you've felt the need to tell us you're an emotional tampon?
>>29846799
>emotional tampon
That's pretty much what r9k is.
>>29847179
I too loved the comedic stylings of the late Sam Kinison.
How do you spot virgin women,if they actually exist?
Please don't ignore this thread, I need an answer. I will have a brutal brain aneurysm and collapse on the floor and die if you ignore this thread.
Pic related is to entertain the animefags.
If you ever manage to find one, she definitely won't be over the age of 18.
Purity is a meme though. Don't dwell on it.
They do the virgin walk
>>29846690
Stick a finger up a woman's vagina. If you feel something you can tear and bleedy she's probably virgin
My family and some other families are going on vacation together in a week to a place up in the woods. One of the families really likes my family and they have a daughter who is a qt and I have a bit of a crush on but I don't know if she likes me. Should I make a move while I'm there?
>>29846665
i think no unless you are certain she likes you too. if you arent theres chance of ruining relationship between families.
t. 20yo virgin
No way, you should just spend the entire time creepily staring at her until her family leaves early.
No get real you are living in a fantasy world. You are going to die alone better get used to it.
>THIS is what the average person your age desires desperately during the weekend
I don't understand it at all.
>>29846653
I can't even comprehend caring about this kind of stuff.
I'm cool with my current, mostly uneventful, life.
How old do you think I am OP?tfw turning 24 tomorrow. Man I'm getting fucking old. I haven't partied since college
>>29846653
me either
>>29846685
good for you
ITT: post /r9k/ approved literature
That's a fucking entry level normie shit.
HYPERION CANTOSHOLY SHIT HYPERION CANTOS
>>29846672
Ayn Rand is based unless you're a tribalistic collectivist loser
Is this it?
This is life?
Is anything cool going to happen or something? Or will it all continue to be this shitty?
We might see some cool technology in the future.
Other than that, no.
I don't see any light at the end of this tunnel
>>29846616
>>29846618
Then I suppose I best off myself and get it over with. Perhaps I'll go down the path of hedonism first and abuse drugs for a while.
It's all too boring and pointless to fare through, isn't it? I'm not even depressed, only fed up with this lame existence at this point.
What do robos think of rain? It's currently raining, and I love it. Especially love falling asleep to rain. Only downside is the mud on shoes.
>>29846532
i enjoy rain a lot. thunder and lightning is ok if its not too close. sound of rain hitting my window is soothing
>>29846532
rain is super comfy
Stormy weather is best weather
Can one person change the course of history? Or are they just the tip of the iceberg?
>>29846484
>Or are they just the tip of the iceberg?
That's my belief. They can act as "triggers" of sort, but it was all planned out by cabals behind them. They might be aware of it or not. But if they had failed to play their part, someone else would have done it. Or a new plan would have been developed.
In my lifetime I will prove objectively that life is bad (at least bad in the sense heroin is bad) within a wholly rational framework and that therefore procreation is the most inquitous act. All they will need to do is listen. I already have the foundation down.
>>29847191
Are you Buddhist?
>my apartment mates are hosting a fucking house party right now
>tfw I am sitting in my room posting on 4chan with the lights off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ckFjWotiJ6
fuck college
i dont want to be here what the fuck is happening
imagine if 100000 normies invaded your house and started playing loud music and dancing
that is what is happening to me right now
how the fuck am I supposed to watch anime in this kind of living situation?
I hate this I feel like I want to cry right now
how can they have fun doing this? they are just jumping around like little monkeys
get these normalshits out of my house
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YVxN2QArZC
listen to them screaming like fucking idiots
i dont get it how can people have fun doing this?
Posting on 4chan is fun. This kind of behavior is not fun.
>>29846483
Holy shit that's a nightmare. My roommate is a ghost like me thankfully. Sorry friend
How do I forget someone?
Be more A E S T H E T I C
>>29846439
Escape from what you've been through. I do this through fantasy but you can do it through art, music, movies etc
retreat into an apathetic version of yourself
Why does tonight feel so slow?
Fellow nightowls report in.
Long nights are the fucking worst
>>29846421
I'm out of anime and good TV shows
/r9k/ feels dead tonight.
>>29846557
What anime have you most recently finished?
New Chris Chan Announcement.
This one is pretty hard to watch. It's an honest look inside the mind of Christine W Chandler.
Apparently she accepted almost $1000 in etsy money, hasn't made any of the amiibos or anything, and spent all the money.
Also discussed includes: her money burning brother, she has only had sex twice, and the ultimate plan to have nintendo or sega adopt sonichu and rosechu to save the sonic franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
>>29846362
>she has only had sex twice
even chris chan has had sex
what is your excuse robots
wow, an autistic retard with no fiscal responsibilities and a criminal record perpetrated fraud on a bunch of relic hunting ass patters?
I'm pretending to be indignant but it's actually pretty funny. One thing about CWC is no matter how low it gets, it manages to keep getting lower
>mom and dad are getting old
>you are getting old
>you wasted your youth
>2016 is half over
Delete this
thiscommentisoriginal
Legit i'm 24 now only just realising i'm getting older now feels like just yesterday i was 18, 6 years off 30 i already feel "older" physically.
Fuck.
>>29846338
>tfw I know it was already too late at least 5 years ago
I'm just waiting to die now. I don't even have any hobbies apart from shitposting on message boards all day.
Hello I believe there is a problem that must be addressed. As of late i've seen a lot of normal friends here and I thought Id just clear up things for you guys!
>go to parties
normal friend
>has a gf
normal friend
>has multiple friends and daily social interaction
n o r m a l
If the criteria above suits any of you could you please exit to friendbook to the right!
rare sam
>You're not as traumatized as I am!
purist robots should consider tumblr, I get a feeling the persecuted pissing contest might grab you just right
>>29846405
Fuck off, Norman. There are very simple criteria in this board. If you want to talk about your GF or happy social life, THERE ARE OTHER BOARDS.
Normied fromplebbitother boards and sites have invaded in mass because "le dank memes xdddd" but refuse to acknowledge the board's purpose and culture.
It's like complaining about the alt right on /pol/, or making fun of "nerds" on /sci/.
Tl;dr, fuck you and go shill somewhere else.
