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I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings in Beaumont, Texas and the cunts next to me are using this board. You're all faggots. Please kys.
>>29843853
A bunch of sluts in a restaurant/bar are using /r9k/? Why?
>>29843853
>kys
Underaged faggot detected
>>29843853
LORD, slowly a boner
/r9k/ on Craigslist there's this older woman (40) who says she's interested in having a summer fling with a younger guy (I'm 18). I'm fairly good looking but very autistic so I figure this is as good of a chance as I'm gonna get of losing my virginty before college which might shake off some autism so I could have a chance at being a normie and maybe even getting a gf.
Anyway my question is what do I say about myself that will get her to respond? Should I beeee myself and tell her I'm just trying to lose my virginity before college or should I say something else, also know that in person there's no way I'll be able to impersonate chad if that's your advice. I lack any of that kind of confidence.
Also should I reply to her with my main email or one of my side emails or does it not matter?
>pic not related just really cute
good god lad, have some standardsunless she's a milf, pics
>>29843744
high chance of the herps id be cautious. most likely she is looking for chad. dont send pics unless she asks, especially not dick pics. thats all i got
>>29843744
it will be much easier for you to lose your virginity to a girl your age in college, don't sweat itunless you are a real robot of course
>mom found the gassing centers
>>29843740
>mom found her panties in my draw with mold growing on them
>>29843740
>feds found the lethal doses of morphine
>Dad found the necrophilia network
>Be me, 11 years old. Have retarded last name Sandyeggo
>Only friend is my dog name Carmen
>I would spend all my time with Carmen
>It would get to the point where I wouldn't eat dinner without having Carmen sitting next to me
>Eventually I get sucked up in school work and my new found love for football
>Start spending less and less time with Carmen
>Notice that Carmen is becoming more distant and disapears for hours
>One night after coming home from football with a couple of friends I notice that Carmen doesn't greet me at the door
>Ask mom where Carmen is and she says the she doesn't know
>Just think to myself that it's one of her disapearances and that she will come back
>Friends leave and I head to bed
>Next morning wake up and realize that Carmen is still missing
>Confront parents about her disapearance
>We set up posters and search for her every day
>Weeks pass and i'm still wondering
>Where in the world is Carmen Sandyeggo
>>29843680
I was it coming two lines in
>>29843714
I know I fucked up before realizing it
>>29843724
It's cool dude, at least your making your own stuff
post yfw when on your deathbed and the nurse asks if you have any regrets
not anymore i dont!
not anymore i dont!
>>29843639
My only regret is that I didn't die sooner
planetsplanetsplanets
>haven't brushed my teeth in about 1 year
>went to the dentist yesterday
>no cavities, just a little bit of gingivitis
When did you realize that brushing your teeth is a meme?
>literally has a condition caused by not brushing
>hurr durr it's a meme
i brush my teeth if i eat oreos and then am going to go to sleep for 12 hrs
>>29843628
It's a meme in the sense that it won't give you anything really bad, faggot. If I just brushed my teeth every once in a while I'd be totally fine.
>message girl I found on pof to be friendzoned
>add her on steam
>she messages me
>you're the person from fetlife right?
How is this a bad thing again?
girls aren't as capricious as they let on.
it is a shit test.
if you treat her like shit and tell her you want to fuck, she will choke on your cock, she basically proved it with
>fetlife
but i would drop her.
>>29843578
>a female gamer
>using pof
>using fetlife
That figures. Dropped.
>broke my laptops headphone jack
This is the end
I have no reason to go on
Plug it into a tv via hdmi
>>29843600
I don't have a TV.
I don't know why I would do that anyway.
>>29843576
what kinda laptop is it?
the part might be easily replaceable
How are you right now, r9k? I've got 2 dogs in bed with me right now and I couldn't be happier.
>>29843571
that is disgusting
enjoy nasty dirt all over and in your bed
>>29843583
Sounds like someone has never received some puppy love before
>>29843571
Sounds comfy anon. Im just starting outside my window on a Saturday night wondering when everything went wrong.
>If you're an atheist, you wear one of these, have a neckbeard, are autistic, like MLP and post on Reddit
>>29843547
>and post on Reddit
Actually they post on /r9k/
>>29843547
tfw when 4chan was the original neckbeard website
we wuz
>>29843547
We don't actually believe that. It's like "tits or GTFO." If you bring up your pleb-tier beliefs on here, you're gonna get laughed at
>5am
>mouse scratching the wall
>mosquito buzzing around
>can't sleep
Just fucking kill me.
no, kill THEM
kill the mouse and mosquito and you will have your peace
KILL
>>29843534
I can't find the mosquito and the mouse is in the wall. No idea how to kill that fucker. He comes from outside.
>>29843560
TEAR OPEN THE WALL
DO IT
>alot of girls like you
>you don't like them back
>your oneitis is taken
>>29843495
>alot of girls like you
I........ I'm not familiar with this feel. It seems fo foreign, so distant.
>>29843495
i get smiles from girls in public
what does this mean
i have the outward appearance of a normie but on the inside im a robot
>>29843495
>>alot of girls like you
fuck off
So whats your favorite kind of girl and why is it black women?
>>29843448
I just want a black mixed race thick nyc gf ;_;
>>29843448
>big boobs
>big butts
>don't get offended at every fucking thing like white bitches
Bebe made me realize that an autistic GF might not be as great as the average robot might assume.
The sweet girl who refuses to hold hands with you is the same one who licks chad's cum off the floor while he calls her names. Behind the facade of unavailable pureness women put for betas, there is a secret world of dirty degrading lust which they only share with chads.
>>29843441
this is pasta, right? I've seen this before
I've gotten hugs from sweet girls before but holding hands is definitely a dating thing.
>>29843441
fantasizing about the possibility of a sweet qt gf is the only thing keeping me from killing myself
please stop
This is what heaven must feel like
fuck that feels like its too sensitive
I can't go on much longer without it, I will get it by any means necessary. If that means facing machine gun fire then so be it.
>>29843440
lol it must suck being an americuc
brb guns but not escorts
