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Why does everyone want to have friends?
I mean, I get that everyone wants someone to talk to and just for having fun, but I dislike, if not despise, 95% of people arround me. Of course that I understand that this is not their fault, but mine (unlike the the pathetic persons on this board, [see "I hate normies]).
Because humans are social creatures
I dont get why even when people try to be my friend i self sabotage and avoid them at all costs, and then i feel mopey because i have no friends
Don't you want to get to know someone for the 5%?
>>29840180
>95% of people arround me
>Of course that I understand that this is not their fault, but mine
Understanding it's your own fault is a big step in the right direction. Next, you need to start increasing your awareness. In truth, you don't really know yourself as you think you do. The better you get to know yourself, the more you will like all types of people.
At what point did you realise your life has really gone to shit?
I'm eating ramen from a Pringles can at 2 am in a shitty motel near the highway where alcohlics come to die.
I should afford to stay here for at least 3 more weeks or so but after that I'm gonna have to sleep in my fiat.
Writing a book too atm hope it will get published and will sell enough so I can rent a shitty studio.
Sure does feel like the end of the line thou I'm only 22.
Anyway how's it going for you guys?
Bumpy bumpity bump, share with me anons, I don't wanna fall asleep.
>>29840259
It's my 24th birthday today that made me realise a bit
Where in Europe are you my fellow anon?
>>29840151
You have a car, a significant amount of money and the talent to write a book. Dont complain faggot.
Whatever happened to the girl with big boobs that you went to school with?
She's now married to Chad. I'm serious fampai.
>>29840127
The one at my school got married to a FAT alcoholic Chad
Feels bad man
The other one got serious burns from fryer grease and is now peddling makeup and married to a lanky army chad
Had to look her up on jewbook.
She was tall pretty big tits popular a party animal rich. Everyone knew and wanted to be her/bang her. Now she works at tgi fridays hahahahaha shes more if a loser than me!!
..... Except for shes still...ya know... A tall rich gorgeous big titted popular party animal....
Who here near Philadelphia wanting to lose their v-card?
I have a particular fetesh about dominating virgin men.
Requirements:
1) Don't be fat. A little chubby is ok.
2) I meet at your place, or you hire a room.
3) No smokers.
4) Must want to eat pussy. I don't suck cock, don't complain. This is on my terms.
5) MUST be nerdy and submissive. You must do everything I say, even if I tell you to drink my piss and lick my feet.
6) No asians.
don't acknowledge this whore
and it's in killadelphia so you'll probably be robbed by her nigger boyfriend
Deal. How do we stay in touch?
>>29840171
You will be vetted by my friend.
Yes, he's a guy, but I can't be too careful.
If you pass the interview then I promise you will be popped
Do you think we're ever going to get laid?
>>29840100
>we're
us together? are you saying you want to fuck me anon?
>>29840100
No, I have the planets.
>>29840158
planettsssssssssssssssssss
and you wasted at least 20 of it by now, and at least 8 of it you have forgotten by now.
30 won't be fun anymore, just grown up boring shit.
>tfw you realise teens, childhood, and early twenties is the closest you ever get to be to the state of 'happiness'
>tfw you realise after that it's just wageslaving, creating children and dying while seeing your daughter creating offspring with an negro
Why the fuck are humans so retarded?
We just live the best without sickness and with an aware mind about 30 years.
>1-10, weird memories, don't really remember anything good, nostalgic classes
>10-16 weird puperty shit, mostly depressed, maybe some parties or gf
>16-25, stress in school because you need good grades because teachers and parrents told you so, some parties, mostly edgy experience and bullying
>25-40 boring adult life hit's in because you were depressed and never really interested or lost interest in life you just work your time away, maybe some children and a wife appear, but life will never be as exiting as you were a kid or teen.
>40-50 you "did" it, not feeling any euphoria or any real happiness, you build your own house, have kid's, steady job, you think you did it, but you still haven an empty feeling of depression real deep pushed away inside of you.
>50-70, some old people traveling, photographing places, doing old people hobbies just to not think about your meaningless life, also the first serious chronic diseases set in
>70-dead
>taking pills every day, doctor appointments every week, surgeries, can't really walk straight anymore, need to rest, see degenerate people everywhere, be a slave to doctors
part 1
part 2
>your grandchildren or children try to drain you of every single penny or thing you have
Why is it that we can't enjoy life right? Why do we let ourselves be enslaved by our minds?
Most of you are about 20, you have about 10 years til you finally realise you really really wasted your life.
You know it will be like that, but you don't do anything. We just continue our shit escaping from reality.
God damn i hate the humand mind so god damn much.
Your pasta is right
>>29841215
it's no pasta
What do I say? Pls help
Lol? I'm terrible with girls but why do you need to help with that. " that sucks :( any idea when you will be back?" Then depending on what she says you can say, so what are you doing in Denver as long as it dosent come off creepy
>>29840069
Go hiking with her. Make advances. If she rejects you, kill and rape her and hide the body. You can do this with little fear of discovery because you will be out hiking.
Isolated. Alone. Safe.
Ask for her number, then wait two or three days and talk to her through WhatsApp.
WAGIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
HAHA
>>29840060
which of these points do you take issue with, and why?
>>29840280
not op but number 5 and 7 are stupid as fuck. taking out a loan can be the best choice in a lot of situations and if you take on every task in a job it can widen your responsibilities for little to no increase in pay. also the first one implies that you have no right to be unhappy because people have it worse than you. shits relative
>>29840469
Number 7 is true if you want to be distinguished as a hard worker. However I agree with you that it's stupid to actually do. If you want a raise/promotion it is a better idea to just kiss ass.
>be 22
>ask 15 year old cousin to save her virginity for me
>offers her $10K
>she calls me disgusting and says she's not even a virgin, and that she's showing her Dad
>panic
>then remember that she's showing her Dad that she's 15 and not a virgin
Congratulations Nicole. You just played yourself.
>>29840043
You still have more to lose in this situation though.
you should offer her dad the 10k to fuck her after she shows him
>>29840043
LMAO nicole is too stupid to even realize that you played her
hopefully her dad beats her and sews her vagina shut
I tried to put my message into context but ended up writing my life story which no one will care to read. So I will just say it and you can accept it or leave it.
>No matter how out of your hands the things happening to you are or feel, you will always have control over your attitude.
>More attractive that money, looks or fame is a winning attitude, as it is responsible for all three of those things.
>it's easy to feel down and low energy because you've been dealt a shit hand (I will tell you about how I became a robot if anyone cares but trust me I know this)
> if you can change nothing else, attitude alone will make you +2 attractive and successful
Good luck robots I believe in you
>
>It's a "normalfag attempts to give life advice to people he will never understand" episode
>>29840027
> if you can change nothing else, attitude alone will make you +2 attractive and successful
How to change it if Chads are treated much better because they are genetically superior?
>No matter how out of your hands the things happening to you are or feel, you will always have control over your attitude.
All wrong, but this one is what gets me the most. You can change someones attitude by some sort of conditioning or violence or something.
Everytime someone does wrong, hit him. The person will understand that his attitude is wrong and to keep himself from getting hit he will change it to acustom your needs.
Reminder that every thread started here should have a frog, feel, or 2d girl as the image.
no, stop spreading misinformation
frogposters and mr feeling man posters are underaged garbage tier posters 100% of the time
and anime posters are ALWAYS cute, ALWAYS respond with intelligent, well thought out answers, and ALWAYS are courteous and nice.
In conclusion, only anime OPs are allowed
>>29840057
minutely reminder
I think you're forgetting a certain manipulating someone, roachthat hurt my feelings you worthless roach
>mfw movies, video games, and television shows depict love and marriage as something that just naturally happens to everyone
>mfw the above but its two 9/10 lesbians who really aren't doing it for attention/are not dating a man like they should
You stole mine OP
bumping
stupid bot just let me bump
>>29840371
Hey, thanks, man.
The above was not original.
>be graduate student at research university
>work as an adjunct teacher at magnet school in major city
>tfw no gf (obviously) and get burnt by girls constantly over the years
>most of my students are female in the program I teach
>they always tell me about boys who hit on them and ask for advice
>I always tell them to fleece them for all they are worth and give them nothing in return
>high school boys are the worst
>If I didn't get laid in high school then I sure as hell won't let those bastards get any either
>I'm now a robot manufacturer
>>29839973
you are doing good work anon. you should be proud.
>>29839999
Nice quads my man. Also they refer to me as their spirit animal.
>>29839973
Congrats OP - You are a feminist
Do you believe in first love at first sight? I didn't until today. When I saw her I got butterflies in my stomach and my heart skipped a beat. She is perfect. She is the definition of a qt 3.14 and has the cutest little speech impediment. I am a complete cuck. She works at chic fil a and I don't know how to talk to her, I probably never will because I know that nothing would come to fruition
Pic semi related, not her though
Love is a trick your mind plays on you to fulfill one of your biological imperatives.
>>29839964
Uhm.. OP, I hate to burst your bubble here, but love at first sight kind of implies some level of reciprocation, don't it? You're just infatuated and that alone just ruined even the most remotest chance you might have had.
>>29840137
How so? Who is to say she didn't like me as well
>>29839704
>>29838721
>>29838699
>>29825219
>>29812593 what the actual fuck?!
/r9k/ is fucking dead!
>>29839881
>/r9k/ is fucking dead!
When did you get the memo? It's been dead for at least 8-12 months
>>29839881
Yeah OP, everyone here an heroed.
This place is really just a containment board by now.
Contain the normie filth.
