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Why don't you just get some tattoos? They are literally green flags you can without much effort and they last forever.
They go green and it looks like shit
>>29836297
>handsome ripped Chads with tattoos
>just get a tattoo
My wife and I have a deal where she'll get nipple piercings if I get a tattoo so I need to pick something
How many followers do you robots usually get on your instagram pics?
>>29836238
How many likes***
30+ on average. I have 800 followers, but a lot of them are 'ghosts.' most liked was 105 or so. but i post at least six - nine images a day. i would get more likes if i posted less.
>>29836288
Why do you post six to 9 images a day?
ON /R9K/ THERE'S ONLY THREE THINGS TO DO
wow look, depression
digital style
>>29836237
Do the digital self loathing
Hey this is hell!
Why do white people look like goblins?
>>29836137
Why do black people keep stealing televisions?
They don't though. This is what they look like.
>>29836137
we are all offspring of gollum
>receding hairline
>extremely thin hair
>no matter how I put my hair I can not hide it
>already big forehead even bigger
This might be the final straw
>tfw nobody even cares
>>29836175
>>29836122
i do care anon, i just have nothing to say.
>>29836122
Shave. Lift. Become a muscular autist.
>went to this guy to drink and chill
>played never have I ever
>kissed for like 3 mn; I'm a guy too
>mfw questioning my sexuality
>tfw he says I'm the best kisser ever, and it was my first kiss; I'm 20yo
What to do? I feel feels now.
be gay, duh
>>29836225
I like women too. I think I am bisexual?
The problem is the country I'm in is against stuff like this.
And the other thing is that he is a priest's son, and so am I.
>>29836249
Well shit, are you out of some kind of folktale?
you're bicurious at best right now, especially if you were drinking. keep it hidden until things become serious if it keeps going
i thought i was gay but it turns out im only romantically gay
Lads, post upbeat songs that make you happy! Let's start:
https://youtu.be/O-ZaMkceFiY
rumperinno
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
why not originallll
https://youtu.be/ZbZSe6N_BXs
actually normie tier
Any robots thinking about joining the military? I can answer your questions. I as a robot successfully joined the military. The 80-20 will comes out on a military bare because there is so few girls. Most of the white girls here pick black guys and some tall handsome white guys.
Anyways ask away.
>>29836000
thinking about it since a couple of days. Do they have jobs for people who studied biology? I like what im studying now but i kinda want to combine it with the military if that is possible.
I am a uni fag and am interested in joining the OCS for the Navy. Thoughts? I just wanna learn more about it and I want a personal account
I was in the army for 3 years before I got med boarded. Deployed once only. I can answer questions too.
>25
>live in my parent's basement
>have everything I need
>haven't went outside in over 4 years
What about you, casuals?
>28
>live with parents
>NEET that can't bring himself to go back to work
>suicidal depression everyday
>>29835985
but why
that cannot be healthy
>>29836014
Why can't you go back to work?
What do women mean by this?
T-there's nothing wrong with trap porn!
Stop discriminating against my sexual identification you bigoted white monster!
>>29835979
It's not ok to be gay.
>>29835966
agree on the trap porn shit.
she can still go and fuck off doe
Hardcore feels thread.
>be last night
>like 4am
>need to sleep have shit to do
>listen to binaural beats for about an hour
>accidentally listen to the dreamful sleep instead of dreamless
>pass out almost instantly
>wake up but eyes are still closed
>lying next to my girlfriend, start cuddling with her
>she giggles and pushes against me so we are embracing tighter
>says "i love you anon"
>my eyes open and im in a cold sweat
>my girlfriend of half a year dumped me three weeks ago
>i'm not a normie or a chad, before it's said, she was my first and only gf and the first girl i ever really loved
>forgot that those binaural beats have a fair chance of lucid dreaming
>depression sets in the rest of the day
>>29835937
>having a gf in the first place
leave normalfag
>>29835937
>lying next to my girlfriend, start cuddling with her
>says "i love you anon"
>my girlfriend
>i'm not a normie or a chad
>my first and only gf
Wah look at me I'm a depressed person wah I must be a robot i've had a gf before who dumped me waaaah look at my pepes guys!!! I am a robot!! WAAAAAAH!!!!! I've been loved before but I am a robot!!
Fuck off normie. Nobody wants you here.
>>29835937
>girlfriend
KYS NORMAN
>lifecucks think resuscitating someone who has immolated and condemning them to a life of being a hideous freak with chronic health defects is ethical
This is life-cultism
>>29835926
They are giving him a second chance. Maybe he will reconsider his ways. I mean he can always kill himself again if he wants.
Honestly why doesn't he wear a mask
>>29835926
>implying you have a choicefuck
>tfw no gf who cucks me, takes all my money and kicks me in the nuts
What are your humiliating fetishes ?
>>29835923
This but a slutty trap power bottom gf who only gives the pucci to chad but let's me hump her smooth feminine hand if I'm a good boy
I should kill myself
>>29835999
Any particular way you want to get hit in the nuts?
Does chad tease or acknowledge you ?
>will never be sparing with a girl in karate class
>she will never 'accidentally' kick me in the balls
>date girls in the past
>never too invested, breakups go just about as any other
>meet new grill
>she's really cool, we start dating
>at first i think she's cool but not really too invested in her, not extremely attracted to her or anything, plus she had a ton of redflags. figured we'd only last for a few months
>start taking ADHD meds about 2 month into us dating
>the dopamine from the ADHD meds starts being associated with the gf because she's around me most of the time, and in the mornings when i first take it
>we break up months later
>post-breakup i realize ive developed this extreme form of withdrawal when im not in contact with her, like I NEED to be in contact with her, it consumes my mind until i cave and text her trying to get her back
>this happens over and over again even though logically i know she doesnt even make me happy and i don't want to be with her, she just makes me go from the withdrawal-low back to baseline
Fuck bros, I'm fucked. It'll probably take me years to get fully over this roastie now
I know I'm probably falling for the ebin bait, but.
REEEEEEEE LEAVE.
I have a theory, it's based on age though but could go outside of that as well.
Basically your a slave to your reptilian brain that demands offspring.
It's annoying but a natural human instinct.
Personally I want to turn that part of the brain off, I have little use of it, and it interferes with my daily life.
>>29836003
Probably, but I Pavlov Dog'd myself here.
It's fri-fucking-day night.
Let's get a nice, comfy Columbine thread going on in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVgwuQsIsok
Natural selection.
What? It's saturday night. Get a grip.
https://www.youtube.com/v/C_dDWksNh_o
Murder or no murder, those t shirts were so cool
>Natural Selection
Lol
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