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>only message me if you can initiate and keep up a conversation
How am I supposed to find friends or a bf if all these people want me to be good at socializing?
>>29834826
i think about deleting okcupid
i have no chance anyway
>tfw no A-list, but bet those 4 likes are bots
>>29835175
I might as well too, I never get any messages.
I do get likes, but a lot of the time they're from people who would clearly not be good for me.
Very low match % and they don't want people like me based on their profile.
They must like me just to tease me.
>>29834826
I know how you feel anon. even the ones that say they're awkward and bad at socializing can socialize well and expect you to hold interesting conversations.
>be me
>questing in Skryim on XBOX 360
>in a particularly difficult cave
>"oh fuck there are vampires up ahead"
>"oh fuck, I really have to poop"
>decide to try and hold it
>start flexing buttocks to hold it in
>works for 3-4 minutes
>eventually shit myself, hard
I completely ruined a pair of basketball shorts, boxers and a gaming chair, some of the shit got on the floor too and I had to pick it up and feed it to the damn dog
Moral of the story, it's not worth it to shit yourself. It's a big mess and you can always play games later.
>buttocks
>not doing kegels in order to strengthen your pelvic floor region
>not maintaining ramrod straight posture
all of this stuff could have been prevented.
also get PC for modsdgag
>>29834823
Why didn't you just pause the game. You know you can do that, right?
>>29834902
My xb360 controller jams sometimes and wasn't working
who /eyebags/ here?
How do you get rid of them? I feel like they subtract 2-3 points off my looks.
>>29834820
I like them personally
makes girls look deeply melancholic and dudes intense workaholic
mine fade n come back often
it's odd
Eyebags are cute
Femanons how does it feel being able to wear sexy little shorts and expose your legs?
My sister wears short shorts around the house all the time. I feel uncomfortable having my legs exposed even for a short time, but most ladies love to show off their legs it seems, even ugly ones.
>>29834787
Comfy, basically. Less revealing than the bathing suits most girls have been wearing since they were literally toddlers, so it's not bothersome. And it's not like they do it in professional settings. Unless they're sex workers.
>>29834787
as a qt brown tomboy I like to wear them as much as I can
>femanons
>little shorts
>little
How can fembots even remotely compete?
who are they competing for? certainly not us.
I shall admire from afar
>>29834800
Against her
>>29834782
Fembots are a myth
>tfw the only cure for tfw no gf are traps
>tfw you will never be inside her
>>29834795
please give me the secret sauce Mr. Krabs.
>>29834771
>tfw traps are harder to get than gf
>She catches you glancing in the corridor
>Chad has knighted her his personal whore
>These rhymes are bad
>She's probably blowing Chad
>You proclaim a love so pure
>She gargles on chad manure
>You spend all day post frogs
>She spends it swallowing his logs
>You promise her that you'll always be there
>Chad fucks her mouth and then busts in her hair
worst feelings thread
i'll start
>be kid, buy toy
>no batteries included, they are the rectangle ones
>tfw
>find godlike porn webm
>its a "reply to this post or your mother will die" webm
>tfw
>buy game
>meets recommended requirements
>still 15 fps in minimum settings
>tfw
>code giveaway thread
>get quads
>op abandons
>tfw
>>29834738
>ask my mommy for a chocolate shake with my nuggies from McDonald's
>she gets me a vanilla
re
Happened today
>Talked to mum and dad for the first time in two weeks or so
>On my way to an airshow
>Dad takes me and brother to airshows all the time, feels odd he's not here
>"Make sure to take lots of photos for dad anon"
>"will do"
>Camera runs out of battery
Feels like let him down. It sucks as he would have really enjoyed himself
>>29834779
whenever someone would do that for me, I'd thank them for making that decision
vanilla's healthier than chocolate and I'm already being unhealthy as fuck by eating fucking mcdonalds
Guys, I just filled my bathtub and decided to sit in it, because I heard it's pretty relaxing. And it really was, but after 3 minutes my breathing got kinda shallow and I have this uneasy, tingeling feeling in my chest area. It's very hot too, obviously and I'm getting slightly dizzy. Is this normal, because I never did something like that before? Anyone else had a similar first time experience?
>>29834668
You've never had a bath before?
EWWW STINKY!!!
It's the same reason people get heart attacks in the sauna.
Also why I never jerk off in a hot shower any more. Nearly died that way.
>>29834668
do you have heart problems anon?
>>29834711
I thought this was a myth
ITT we predict when the first person is being murdered over this game.
>>29834651
I give it about two weeks, maybe less.
>>29834651
some dumbass already got mugged over pokemans. I give it a month untill someone walks off a cliff to get a rare poke
>>29834651
give or take 2 weeks
hardmode: predict what pokemon it's going to be over
my bets are on dratini
What's the best thing about having no gf/being a robot? Doing research for YouTube video.
>>29834607
I spend very little money and have a lot of time to do what I want. I read a lot, I eat well and have a pretty nice apartment despite being a student because I don't use money to go out drinking or buying stuff for anyone else.
Don't spend money as much. Don't get stressed about having to respond to texts when I want to be alone. Don't have to take other people into consideration.
Being depressed and isolated makes escapism fantasy really awesome.
A robot walks into a bar...
...and orders and old-fashioned.
...that isn't the joke?
>>29834546
Stacy enters Chad's car
ITT: You get the ability to possess anyone you like, for as long as you like (but it's limited to a 10 mile radius).
Wat do?
Also while you're possessing someone your natural body is in a trance-like state, so you're vulnerable.
>>29834527
Possess qt and start sucking my own dick
>>29834527
Possess milf who lives across the road from me and have her seduce her Chad son.
I imagine Chad would be down to fuck an attractive woman, even if it is his mom
>>29834548
It's pretty gay to suck your own dick.
>>29834621
It's even gayer to experience getting fucked by Chad.
>tfw i could've been a chad if my father was still alive
he died when i was 3, but he was a fucking Chad. (Based on mom's stories).
Probably could've taught me many things about being a man. Stuff a woman can't be learned from..
Meanwhile, the other lads are already experienced thanks to their dads. Hell, they even have connections and shit and can easily approach to women.
Funny how the smallest detail can fuck you up
Do you believe in an alternate story of you, robots?
>>29834520
Bbbbut chads won the genetic lottery
Having a Chad for a dad doesn't mean you'll be one.
(My dad was a Chad.)
>>29834520
I was raised by a single father. Taught me to face the world head on and to never rely on anybody but yourself for success. If I were to have had a single mother raise me I think I'd be pretty frustrated with life and always playing a victim
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>>29834418
thanks for the 3 shitty games I will never play anon
thanks man, will never play any of them. but thanks
>>29834470
Likewise anon, thanks, really appreciate it.
