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ITT: Movies that describe your future
this movie is literally me
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>>29833600
THIS. IS. ME.
orgim
>>29833631
Are you intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor?
Does anyone else here hate summer?
Depends on what its like there, but in Finland summers are hot and bright as hell, and I hate. Can't wait for the comfy fall and winter anymore, I'm depressed as hell.
>>29833579
Try Israel, hot and humidity all the time, and it last through September and sometimes October too
>>29833614
Oy vey
jewblox
>>29833579
Bullshit. Where the hell in Finland can you find hot and bright summers. All we get is rain and gloomy weather as soon as the snow melts and lasts until november until snow falls.
The age of consent for sex is completely arbitrary and should be abolished so people can have sex with whomever they want. Discuss.
Keep dreaming paedo
>>29833575
I.E someone wants to fuck children
Why is pedophilia for 19 year old to want to fuck a 16 year? But it's okay for a 35 year old to fuck a 18 year old?
So serious question: are there any recreational drugs that can be used somewhat often (say once a week) without suffering from horrible short term or long term side effects?
I know marijuana is an obvious example but it seems to me that almost all of the popular drugs that junkies like are fucking terrible. For example: MDMA is actually extremely neurotoxic and irreparably damages the brain causing short term memory problems. Then there's drugs like benzos -- an entire category of drugs that cause rebound anxiety, insomnia, and panic attacks and can have withdrawal symptoms that are worse than heroin.
So lets try do something new and put together a list of drugs for the "responsible junkie" who cares about their long-term health. This may sound impossible but I am genuinely curious whether there's any esoteric, maybe less intense but still pleasurable compounds out there with very few side effects.
>>29833560
Anything and everything in moderation.
>>29833560
Moderation and praying you don't have a genetic disposition
>charged with drug possession
>can't join the military anymore
>Women are allowed to kill other humans by law
>Assisted/suicide is still illegal
This is completely illogical. How is it wrong for a consenting adult to want to claim his own life in a painless manner, but perfectly fine for a woman to murder her own offspring purely because she wants to avoid responsibility?
>>29833516
It's not killing a human, it's killing a fetus.
Though I do agree assisted suicide should be legal.
>>29833639
It's what they all say... still trying to find excuses and ways to feel better after aborting little Tyrone?
>>29833516
because women are ~50% of our population and they can vote.
Have you ever met a girl with a trap fetish?
hell no
traps are trash, death to traps
Like mtfs? Either way no. You have to be a seriously ugly fujoshi to consider this.
Talking to one right now.
I'm nowhere near trap material and she wants me to wear her panties and skirt but she is in for a rude awaking when we meet up.
Is it normal to want homosexual friends if you are not homosexual yourself?
>tfw no "straight" friend
Faggot here, why would you want that?
>>29833488
why would you care about your friends sexual preferences? Or are you a fag in denial?
Fembot feels thread
Do you ever feel guilty about spending so much time with a guy only to realize that you don't like them as much as you thought and start slowly cutting contact?
It always feels like it'll last when I start talking to them but I end up losing interest when they try to suggest getting closer. I feel like they're trying to rush things and I just want to take it slow.
It's happened to me twice already and I'm not sure why I feel this way. Am I not meant to be in a committed relationship or am I just finding the wrong people?
>>29833481
Just be alone the rest of your life roastie.
>>29833657
Why should I have to be alone when everyone else gets to be happy?
I didn't come here to get harassed.
>>29833803
>/r9k/
>female
>didn't get here to get harassed
It's like you're asking for it lemao
Tick tock, wagecuck
You wouldn't want to waste your two whole days of freedom on 4chan, would you?
>>29833431
Better than wasting every day of my freedom on it.
>>29833486
first post is, in this case, the best post
>>29833431
I come one 4chan to relax and get away from the stress of life
>"Anon, I'm having company over today, DON'T come downstairs"....
>"How's Anon doing, Cheryl? Is he home today"
>"He's doing good Jenn, in fact he's out with his friends today"
>"He made some friends? That's wonderful!"
yes my parents also lies because they are ashamed of me
>>29833395
>yes my parents also lies because they are ashamed of me
does it bother you?
>>29833312
This... this can't be true...
No parent who loves their child would do such a thing...
unless.....
>be me
>25 y/o virgin
>bit pudgy, confidence issues
>in Berlin, decide to get a prostitute
>nervous as fuck off the train
>get there, choose hot Brazilian
>get Red Bull on silver platter just like mommy does it
>Brazilan walks in, we get naked
>mfwcan'tgethard.mov
>she tries jerking it like a jackhammer
>get halfway hard
>she gets on top and does all she can
>doesn't have much to work with
>too poor for a blowey-joey
>doesn't accept my Goddamn GBP
>finally close to finishing, pull out
>take condom off
>she jerks me off
>finally, my fantasy of splooging all over a minority's face has come true
>at the last moment, she aims it back at me
>Bay of Pigs all over again
>drench myself in semen because there's no spare cumbox laying around
>hands me a towel and makes fun of me in Portuguese
At least I'm not a virgin anymore like the rest of you filthy NEETs.
>>29833269
Should've flown to America and used >>29825219 's services
You posted this in the f1 thread on /sp/. We don't care here either
>>29833553
>We don't care here either
Then don't reply, you quintuple nigger.
GIMME FIVE GOOD REASONS WHY I SHOULDN'T BUY A GUN
I am tired of crispy memes
>>29833180
Toxic masculinity
Toxic masculinity
Toxic masculinity
Toxic masculinity
Being white
Unless you're going to castrate yourself with said gun, go ahead OP.
1. you're a funny guy
2. the stories you tell are funny
3. the way you tell stories are funny
4. you're a real funny guy
5. you really are a funny guy
>be listening to music with headphones at a party
>only got invited because of my dudebro brother but that's besides the point
>can't stand being there but at least I have my own music
>suddenly qt walks up to me
>motions for my attention so I pause my music and take off my headphones
>"what are you listening to anon?"
>start sweating
>"Uh, S-Swans..."
>"Swans? never heard of them. what's the album called?"
>"P-Public Castration Is A Good Idea."
>"Uh...okayyy...well, see ya."
>she walks away with a look of disgust on her face
>mfw
>what music do you like?
>Shoegaze
>>29833168
>tfw for 2 years I wouldn't stop trying to force fucking eminem down people's throats
I asked the host of a New Year's Eve party a few years ago if I could turn his shit off and hook up my phone instead
They were playing dance music and normie dubstep/dnb. I put on my black and death metal playlist.
It lasted for two songs before somebody asked to turn that shit off. I unplugged my shit
Nobody bothered putting on any other music, and the party effectively died (50% of the people left) ten to fifteen minutes later, at 1:30AM.
Remember; at least you aren't Indian.
>>29833165
W-wait are they dumping on a sidewalk?
WHAT THE HELL.
This is what the rest of the world actually is, huge parts of it anyway. Someone once said that a conservative is simply an American (insert other country here) who knows how good they have it.
>>29833191
It's not hard to understand. Their family of 12 lives under a sheet of scrap plywood with no plumbing.
easiest and fastest way to kill ones self?
>>29833115
Overdosing! It is beautiful way to die since you simply fade out of existence.
Here we go again. Aren't you a special snowflake?
>please i am suicidal say things to me
You are the scum of this board. If you truly wanted to commit suicide you wouldn't post this here, instead you'd look it up at google and commit suicide asap. But hey, you're an attanetion craving worm so I'll give you a tiny bit of attention so that you can fuck off already.
Why the fuck do you take it so lightly? Don't answer, I already know that you're not really going to suicide. Can't you be a little bit more original? Do we really needed to know that you MAY kill yourself and we should aid you?
You're as bad as the normies and roasties who come here. Maybe you're either of them. So you can fuck off right now out of mY board you stupid piece of shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>29833220
You didn't read the thread, faggot! Post suicide methods you fucking normo!
