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What's your excuse for not working out, robots?
>skipping leg day
I wouldnt call that working out, senpai
I used to.
It didn't make much of a difference in my life and I didn't really enjoy it.
>>29829970
Answer the question.
Why are you such a lazy piece of shit?
I'm a disgusting neet, and my room stinks.
How do I get rid of the smell?
What is it caused by? I'm guessing laundry.
Who else has this problem?
you are the smell
Okay few easy things to do:
Open curtains and windows: lets fresh air in and sunshine kills some microbes/bacteria
Use deodorant everyday: minimises your own odour
Use an antimicrobial spray such as "Dettol: Glen 20": spray this shit everywhere; cupboards, under bed, on covers, furniture, carpet, curtains etc.
I don't because I spray everything that collects smells down with lysol about once a week. There aren't any dirty dishes or dirty clothes in my room, unless you count previously worn socks that don't stink or the jeans that I have on. The only dirty thing about my room are the blinds caked with sawdust and a couple dust bunnies in one area that I cannot sweep. There's also some dust and dirt under my mattress, but that doesn't really matter.
>talking to an anon
>going pretty well, decide to hit the hay and respond when I wake up.
>cock.li is down
Fuck...
who here get's friendship cock blocked by computer stuff often?
>>29829836
Me, I was looking to see if email buddy responded but yeah its down. Wanna be my buddy op?
>>29829849
Sorry no can do, I like having a small circle of friends.
>two close friends, one that I am getting to know
>>29829887
Well get fucked then, cunt.
Hope they ditch you so you're alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-sCjNbLMA
>>29829798
WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS
>>29829798
ENOUGH, EEEEEEEEEEEENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29829863
I laffed at dis comment
Niggers getting BTFO thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtsAi9BvZLQ
>>29829789
B-but why? What did I ever do to you, bro?
>>29829789
I'm no white, racist /pol/fag, but I enjoy these threads.
Have a bump.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXpMUN-_wf0
>self improvement threads
>woman worship threads
>"fembot" threads
>getting fit threads
>Skype threads
>job and work threads
>Uni threads
>girlfriend threads
You could have been so much more /r9k/, but you decided to sell out and try to be what you're not. And for what? A woman who will cheat on you? A job where you are essentially a slave? Happiness and purpose was sitting in the palms of your hands, but you threw it away!
Imagine what this place could have been like if you stayed committed. /r9k/ would be rescuing young men and boys from the abyss of modern life everyday. You could have saved thousands of lives of your fellow man.
For shame.
>Happiness and purpose was sitting in the palms of your hands
Are you trying to say that I can find happiness and purpose outside of wealth, power, sex and love?? Please elaborate senpai
>>29829735
>Happiness and purpose was sitting in the palms of your hands
How so? What purpose to life do REEfags have?
Hedonism, pedophilia and homosexuality?
And what else would be posted? Roll threads? 5 woman hate threads?
How many guys did your mother fucked before your dad?
0. My mom saved herself for marriage and married young.
She fucked my dad before marriage. Dunno about other guys
>>29829703
None, dad was her first
They had my sister when she was like 19
24 y/o virgin here, about to lose it to a girl i really like. what are some things i should know to make it as good as possible for her? she doesn't know
Don't let the autism kick in.
>>29829657
Eat pussy like a champ my man. She may even come from that. Every orgasm you give her is plus 1 chance of her storing the memory of sex with you in her memory sac for mastubatory purposes.
>>29829657
The clitoris is right at the top, in the fold. You may not be able to see it. Focus on that
One chance at life and i was born white.
>>29829555
One chance to post and i got no dubs.
>be born
>manlet
wew lad
>>29829555
One chance at life, and no affirmative action for me.
So, which type are you?
>>29829478
I want a Mouse bf. Cute.
Wageslave, except for the financial worries. Doing nothing except working and sleeping means I can afford to be unemployed for the next 3 years. I think about suicide every day.
>>29829478
Cerebrotonic, though I used to be a huge mouse when I was young.
Robots, if you got a gf byy some freak accident would you even know what to do with her?
>>29829465
Of course I know what to do anon. We'd play some video games together and then cuddle
Try to assimilate back into normal society.
Break her legs so she couldn't run away.
pick ur fave poo in de loo qt.
Mine is no. 5
popopop
5 bc she is the whitest
4- whitest features
original
>>29829511
>>29829529
>replying to your own thread
lmao, kys
take this shit to /b/
saged and thread hidden
How does this image make you feel, /r9k/?
Share your thoughts.
>>29829390
made by someone out of touch with reality
>>29829390
Makes me feel like we need a real holocaust
>>29829390
make me feel like you should go back to /pol/.
Is Theon Greyjoy the robot of Westeros?
He was. Then D&D ruined his arc.
>>29829384
he had sex so he's a failed normie
orginialio
Quentyn Martell is the de facto robot of Westeros
>he fell for the "blame the world for your problems" meme
Grow some fucking balls. The only thing anyone has any control over is THEMSELVES.
You can't keep blaming genes, social norms, blah blah blah for your problems.
And if you fail? So fucking what. At least you can die in peace, knowing you tried instead of just being some leech living off of others.
>>29829322
boy howdy lemme just pick myslef up by the bootstraps
fuck off kid, you dont know shit about struggle.
lol post dick or die dude
Usually the giving up part comes after years and years of trying hard and still failing. There's no logical reason to keep trying something that's just not going to work. Some people can make it in this world. But some are just too fucked up, whether from nature or nurture. There are plenty of people who are all alone, without any friends or family, through no fault of their own. They live their whole lives without being loved by anybody. Then they die and nobody misses them.
