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girlfrom interpalsjust added me on whatsapp
how do I talk to people on whatsapp?
I've never used it
She said "Hey :)" and "did you get my message" to me.
what do I say in response?
HELP THIS IS EMERGENCY
How about 'Hey' for starters? I know we're all robots but smalltalk is easy
>>29829311
>>29829311
where she from pham
>>29829496
>smalltalk is easy
YOU THINK?
Honestly I find long paragraphs easier where I can think about what to say.
I went with Hey there though..
>>29829539
Indonesia..
What's the worst trouble you have ever gotten into robots?
>Convicted of child porn, computer hacking, credit cards
>About to go to jail for not going to court ordered drug & alcohol counselling and community service
>hopped over a graveyard fence
>dug up a grave
>caught by police
>mfw my whole family knows
>>29829294
Convicted but guilty or innocent?
Why aren't you paying to have sex? What's your excuse robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHbwVrUh-o&feature=youtu.be
>>29829202
because it's degenerate
>>29829208
just like a robot?
Because I still have a shred of self respect
>INTP thread
only INTP master race are allowed to post ITT
>>29829147
Are INFP's allowed? We're like brothers.
>>29829147
And what about INTJ, its just being slightly less Autistic
ENTP here, let me just sit right here and Ill see how are we different
are antifeminists the new gamer gurlz?
Pretty much and she's also a coalburner
>>29829142
Kind of - i don't like feminisn, but they're obviously just anti-feminist because "XD MUH ATTENTION"
i actually don't know how people watch her videos. they're so fucking boring and i just want to kill myself while watching them
>>29829167
Because she's hot brah u gay brah like you like dick up the ass brah you gay brah gaygagyagaygaygaygaygaya brah you gay brah? i wanna sitck my dick in her mouth brah you gay brah?
did any of you robots know people in highschool people who became rich/ famous?
One of my old classmates just qualified to compete in the Olympics
>>29829022
feels bad tbhqaa when people are more successful in life than you
One of my classmates is actually in the top 10 CrossFitters in the world. Despite how shitty CrossFit is, it's still impressive he is that high in the cult.
chad vs robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQlgYFsLLsM
>>29829013
Robots go around half naked screaming around with a turbo normie haircut?
Never noticed I did that
which one was the robot and which one was the Chad? also wasn't that technically assault from that ginger man?
>>29829013
No robot would be out in public without a shirt on causing a commotion. That was just some spic who got BTFO.
Think about this.
When man-hating women set up their Internet "safe space" echo chambers where men aren't allowed and the men who try to reason with them get shouted down and ridiculed, don't you think it's stupid?
So why wouldn't it be the same in reverse?
Think about it.
Their reasoning goes "you're a man so you're wrong. stop mansplaining" or whatever the fuck
but isn't it the same when guys do that to women?
Don't ever talk to me or my waifu's son again.
>>29828994
tit or gtfo summerfag
What a brilliant observation. I'll tell you what, lads, this is worthy of /r/4chan. OP, my good sir, you have won the internet xD
So I woke up with this.
I think I noticed it the day before aswell but it didn't phase me. I thought I bruised myself or something but at this point I'm not sure what to think.
Am I dying?
very subtle anon
let me kiss it better
>>29828957
What does it feel like? Is it a lump? Is there fluid under it?
Did your father beat you again, Eliza?
>Don't know where to put hands
>>29828903
Every fucking time. If I don't have pockets I always end up picking my nails
or something retarded
>>29828903
>sister has friends over downstairs
>i'm hungry
Swing your arms around like a windmill. It signals to the other sex that you're a great specimen and ready for copulation.
anyone else have M50x headphones?
>>29828875
Try ATH-AD700x
Nah only hd800S
>>29828875
>>29830403
gtfo rich Chad fag
>tfw no globalist bf
>>29828800
Why on earth would you want that?
Fuck off paid shill Jew
>tfw globalist bf
I might actually leave my house today, /r9k/.
Hold my hand.
>>29828775
*Holds you*
*Fingers your ass*
Where are you going?]
Original
>>29828780
*cums* xD
I have snapped and can no longer tolerate the neet lifestyle.
As I'm an idiot with nothing to lose I am going to try and change the way I approach life.
Of course as a person with no life I intend on first practicing this method on dark souls 3. It is currently my only hobby even though a significant part of me holds a grudge against it for being a mediocre game.
Hopefully by trying to remember the process of getting good again I can start applying the same mindset to real life.
I'm not gonna wait for misaki to save me wish me luck.
so what are you gonna do
Misaki is a lie
So instead of getting out and doing things, you became a hermit then you wonder why you hate the NEET life? Well no shit. Hardly anyone is made to be a hermit and continously indulge in pleasurable activities. It gets verying boring. It's why you get out and do things. Take walks. Go hiking. Ride a bike. Go to the gym and start lifting. Join some clubs. That is how you make NEET life good without being a slave to the system.
Just recently, I joined a public yoga gathering that occurs twice a week in the park. Despite how shit I am at it, but im getting better and my bslance is getting a lot better.
Who /mental illness/ here?
Anybody back from the ward?
Everybody here does, I would assume. Even the normalfags have psychopathy.
>>29828765
A lot of psychopaths go undiagnosed
>>29828739
schizoaffective checking in
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