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When was the last time you masturbated? Did you regret it? How much do you masturbate a day?
>>29828734
>When was the last time you masturbated?
Like a year ago
>Did you regret it?
Didn't care tbqh
> How much do you masturbate a day?
I don't anymore.
Yesterday, I masturbate like three times a month.
I have no sex drive at all and I haven't for a long time, usually I have to force myself to cum just for something to do.
>>29828734
Whenever the last time my wife had her period.
anyone else failing so bad a life theyve made games out of it?
>counting the number of bad things that happen to you
>beat daily highscores on a daily basis
>see how long you spend on your computer
>keeping track of days since last shower
>keeping track of days without going outside. (challenging yourself to streaks).
>reward yourself
>>29828715
care to post the high scores?
A while ago I started to give myself a score out of 10 for each day with 5 being an average day. It used to be that it would pressure me to make the most of days but now I'm consistently in the 4s with a new low score being an occasional highlight
>>29828790
> days without shower: 16 days, forgot
> computer hours: 45 hours, couldn't sleep and ate very little
> days without going outside: about a month, went out a bit for food but I mostly eat pizza and delivery
>bad news is always constant
Fembots, did you ever go outside without wearing underwear? Why did you do it and did you like it?
Have you ever had fantasies about being naked in public? What turns you on about it?
I need this for researchand by research I mean fapping
don't wear underwear a lot bc it's comfy and no vpl. nothing sexual about it for me
>>29828654
Bumping Big Time...
I also dont wipe my ass
face = fate
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>>29828652
FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME, DICK
YOUR WAIFU IS A SHIT
Even someone a little over weight can be seen as attractive once they have a good lookin' face.
Face is the key robots.
>be around 16 or 17
>still in school, obviously
>the playful way in which sexuality has been treated the years prior is slowly becoming adult sexuality and one can see that everyone is starting to get "ready" for the real thing
>ofc porn is normal for most boys, also for some of the girls
>lewd topics and flirting occur pretty often
>got a lot of personal problems to deal with, lots of stress, problems with keeping up
>really want to learn and get good grades
>think "I am going to suck up every bit of knowledge presented to me tomorrow in school, I want to understand this"
>arrive for class
>it's summer
>they wear thongs and don't care that everyone can see them
>they play with their feet and shoes
>they massage each other
>they flirt all the time
>the sweet view I have all the time works way better to make me forget about all the broken shit inside myself and at home
>not listening to what the teacher says AT ALL
>pressure from still being a virgin is getting stronger each day and makes me even hornier because I crave sex so much, since everything without exception is about sex
>come home and wank like crazy
>realize I didn't pay attention AGAIN
>get mad at girls, the school and especially myself and my lack of discipline
>next day
>rinse and repeat
I'm 27 now and everything turned out fine for me, I guess. Made it through. But I still think that schools should pay more fucking attention to the fact that teens are obsessed with sex and mixed classes with hot girls/boys can fuck up intelligent people.
I still think I could have done way better if I had been sent to a school for boys or one that required school uniforms.
I don't even blame the girls; they are trying to find themselves as well. But it's really sad that something as wonderful as sexuality ruins your career early on.
Did anything like that happen to anyone else here?
>>29828646
on the contrary, my drive for an education ruined my sex drive.
Its probably because most of the girls I went to school with were distasteful as fuck and the only ones I was ever attracted to were qt smartfus.
I didn't lose my virginity until university and I was a bit of a normie in my first year which did cuck my grades a bit, but since I got cucked by my only ever girlfriend, I have gone back to the other extreme and haven't so much as asked a woman out for about 2 years.
I get asked out every so often by some, but they're usually trashy tumblrista feminazi cunts because they seem to be attracted to me despite the fact that I treat them like shit. Idk man.
I just want my degree(s) so I can focus on having my dreams crushed.
>>29828713
Lost my virginity between school and university and had a gf at the time. In university I was finally free to go for the stuff I like and didn't have girls on my mind as much anymore, so I was very good there as a result. There were almost no hot girls and the few we had there didn't interest me anymore, at least not as much, partly also because I started putting myself first and didn't want all the regret anymore. But not being in puberty anymore sure helped a lot, too. So I guess I can see both sides. At the same time that's why I think that good and intelligent people can really have bad luck with their genes and hormones, making them exceptional perverts at a younger age.
Oh before I forget. Feel free to greentext pervert stories from school. I'd like to know if I can relate to them and they are probably hilarious.
>tfw trying to take creep shots with your cellphone
Wake me up with your chores one more time and watch what happens.
>>29828548
WeII, what will happen?
>>29828556
Just go about your chores quiet as a mouse because you don't want to find out.
>>29828925
Tell me neetie poopie
It's my 20th birthday today.
Can a femanon or anyone really record me a vocaroo with birthday wishes? Please, it would really make my day.My name is Wowik (voo-vik).
Anyone? PIease.
Last bump before I off myself, I guess.
Happy birthday, Wowik!
Too much of a pussy to talk, sorry.
>Tourists ask me for directions in english
>I spout in a mexican accent "no,no english no"
>They look frustrated and go away
Post all the /mischief/ you did.
Porque tu no hablas ingles? Es la idioma suprema.
>>29828495
Ooh, but the thing is that I can speak and write english.
Can't you see the /mischief/?
>>29828474
>Go into a store
>Take non-free range eggs out of a carton
>Swap them with free range eggs in another carton
How can there be no creator, no beginning? You really expect me to just believe it all came from nothing.
>>29828435
Nobody expects you to believe anything.
You really expect me to just believe that one creator did it themselves? Obviously they needed a big team, and a lot of supplies.
>>29828435
if hypothetically there is a creator, why does that make anything meaningful or give anything purpose? its still just as fucked, i guess at least you'd have something to blame
Are Christians autistic? I mean they take the bible literally
>>29828413
Yes they are. If you are religious or support religion you are a beta degenerate numale cuck.
>>29828413
>take the bible literally
Internet atheists take the bible literally. They make fun of the stories as if anyone actually believes in the burning bush and miss the point entirely.
Autistic? Perhaps. Stupid? Definitely.
>stopped being invited to family gatherings
not sure how I feel about this
>>29828408
sounds great. dont have to go, and don't get blamed or shamed for not going
well done anon, whyd u get banned tho?
>>29828481
Fapped into my cousins panties
>>29828493
kek, hope this is true
if so, you should get the family together and give a family-wide apology for jerking off into her panties. i can only imagine the cringe in that room
FUCKN DRINKSLURPIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
what do you mean by that?
I enjoy slurpies tho
>>29828492
Normies who slurp when they drink. If you slurp when you drink you're a fucking normie piece of trash who needs to kill themselves.
>>29828492
only a child likes slurpies
This frog meme is hilarious, such a 9gag classic.
>>29828372
>what is 9gag?
>>29828372
>That buzzfeed tier clickbait on the side of the screen
>>29828372
>1366x768
>Chrome
>shitty adblock
>Skype
End your life
Who /fuckedupbody/ here? I lost the genetic lottery hard, I have the worst gyno possible.
At least you're T H I C C...
There is no way that's actually you in the pic.
I fail to see the issue. At least you have both eyes.
Post your comfy pics, music, and feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nomg6wf_6I8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgp9kLT43tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXrjMaVoTy0
There isn't a comfier song than this
>>29828365
What does comfy mean?
