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If you could get away with it and have it kept a total secret (unless exposure was part of the turnon), what would you do? Go into graphic detail.
I'll post mine as a gay male (in the next post
My best friend's boyfriend is super hot.
I have this fantasy where him and I are from the far future and we went back in time to cuck her . He and I are in a relationship, but when timetravel together we have to pretend that we don't know each other. He seduces my best friend and we secretly see each other behind her back. We'll make a sex tape together that we'll edit it and claim that it's just a sex tape of an amateur couple that looks like us we found online and decided to voice dub as a prank. We will literally show her footage of us fucking and have her believe it was just a ruse. Then we will continue being best friends despite the fact that I showed her a video of me fucking her boyfriend.
I'd love to assemble a team of large, muscular black men to fuck me.
I'd want to be overpowered and not really have any relationship with them outside of the fucking (so that we could really let loose). I'd want to be picked up and have them talk dirty to me and make me say to them what I wanted them to do.
I'd like it if they could intuit what I wanted without me telling them.
I'd want to be pounded hard, fucked in the ass and spanked. I'd beg for their cocks and suck them all.
It would be fun to start off one on one and then express a desire for a spitroast and then leave it up to him to decide just how many guys to gather. I'd probably suggest something outrageous like 20 guys, just to see his response. He'd probably be able to gather 5-10 guys for a gangbang.
I'd want to cum so hard I had to tap out and they'd be grunting and going at it so hard and making my dick flop around.
>>29825276
That's fucking awesome. Do you like big dicks?
>get home from school
>mom is sitting at my desk
>using the semen encrusted mouse
>cum stained keyboard
>cum stained chair
>completely oblivious
My mom is oblivious to my failings too, thankfully. When I was a kid first discovering my giantess fetish I put bugs in her food and got off to it
>oblivious
Good one op
>Mom is sitting on the ass-sweat stained chair
YGYL. Songs you dont know why you like edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK-1axSGkXc
https://youtu.be/O87lzhoexyA
idk why I like this, I hate all her other music
>>29825239I listen to the entire album once a day because I'm a massive faggot.
>>29825296
Melanie martinez is only good pop singer imo.
Every female I pass in the street who dares to look in my eyes sees the hate and instantly looks away in fear..... I find hatred exhilerating. I feel superior to all women and the 95% of "men" who still have their heads up women's assholes. Feeling superior inspires me to improve myself.... Hate is good, it gives structure to our lives. Hate gives us a reason to exist, a focus, something to strive for, an identity. Hate is energy, pure energy. Hate enables us to see through lies and pretence, and helps us to concentrate on the essential. Hate emancipates, without hate for slavery, you cannot break your shackles. The greatest achivements of Mankind have grown from hate and the ability to control hate. Without hate we are only halflings. In order to be complete we need hate. Hate seperates us from the meek and docile masses. Do not fear hate. Do not deny or reject hate. Accept hate. Embrace hate. Learn to know it and learn to use it. Hate is actually your most powerful weapon...
They look away from you because you look like a drooling autist.
I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass, etc. etc.
Been RPing that character for a while OP?
Fucking cuck tier mods can't keep me down
Train thread time
>>29825076
>can't keep me down
they ban train threads??
...why would they do that? with all the other shit here they single out train threads as against the rules?
Man I still have the vodka from a drinking thread weeks ago.
I can still taste the savings, like rubbing alcohol.
Have you ever thought about riding the rails like a fictional hobo? That might be fun.
>you think about her for days
>Chads just came on her face
>>29825021
No. Pretty much every young female you see in public is a slut or a whore getting degraded by Chad, yes, but I don't think about any woman for days. Only a faggot beta would do that.
Fucking faggots. What a bunch of faggots. No women are pure, just accept reality, they are almost all sluts and whores.
>thinking about how people are just shitting on the idea of this board with reposted images
>>29825021
>You do her homework
>She does Chad's cock
https://youtu.be/awHbwVrUh-o
Here you go you autist fucks. This is your one way ticket out of wizard-dom. You can be the normie you've always wanted to be deep down
>>29824977
But I don't... I just want to be happy.
This is such bullshit... in any other country in the world you could fuck a whore the way you walk down to the store to pick up cigarettes. In this insane country you have to travel to the deserts of Nevada and fill out an application and pass a background check to fuck a "legal courtesan."
>>29824987
She is your savior, embrace her
Vampires
Anyone else feel more relaxed and at ease at night? I just love how I can walk around and not be watched by normies. I feel like a normie at night and my true self comes back.
Day time is just too intense. The sun can literally burn the fuck out of you, so are we really that much different from vampires of fiction?
Idk, I just feel more alive at night. Who wants to leave the crumbling robot world and join my vampire pack?
Night time's pretty comfy. In high school, over the Summer break I'd stay up all night waiting for sunrise so I could watch it out my window. That was always the quietest time of day for me since my family was asleep and there wasn't very many cars on the highway near my house.
It was so peaceful just being able to listen to music, draw, read, write, or just sit and think, but I never associated my love of night time with faggoty vampire shit dude.
lot less money traded around at night, at least with the internet around less shady stuff to do going on at this hour these days
>>29826214
Keep calling yourself a robot then faggy boy
Okay /r9k/ I think I fucked up and I need advice.
For a year or two now I've had an onahole that I use occasionally but unfortunately never wash
It's also stored in the bag I keep my cigarette ash (but kind of separate)
anyway I never cleaned it or anything after I cummed in it months ago and I think there was some kind of fungus or something in there because my dick is itching like crazy and breaking out into a vicious fucking rash
it itches horribly to the point where I can't think about anything else, should I get a doctor? would I have to show him the onahole? (for tests)
>>29824963
go to the doctor. don't tell him unless you have to but if he can't figure out what the rash is, underexaggerate and say that you didn't wash your sex toy the last few times you used it and don't mention the cigarette ashes if you don't want to be put into a home for the mentally retarded. but yes, see a doctor in case this is serious or unrelated to the putrid onahole.
(you're disgusting by the way)
>>29824963
please post picture of onahole anon, it's the only way we can help diagnose you
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
I wanna see that disgusting onahole. And your smelly NEET dick.
>tfw no internet friends
I miss the msn days.I had a lot of internet friends to play gaymes and just talk to.How to gain internet friends?How do you find them?
It's all facebook now.
>>29825314
i dont use facebook, should i?
>>29825345
if you are normie then you'll feel right at home
>can't figure out how to get through part of a game
>look up video about the part on youtube
>open random guy's video about it with <1000 views
>halfway through his mom comes in his room
>he whines at her not to come in while he's making a video
>>29824892
link to video please
me needs some tomato sauce
>>29824928
https://youtu.be/zku0bocG4_c?t=7m30s
>>29824892
lmao that kid is a faggot I bet, fucking normie
>not being a white male while having a minority girlfriend in 2016
>>29824890
man i'm trying
cut me a break
Oh I'm sorry I guess my gfs are not diverse enough, I should have some kind of affirmative action to let minorities have the change of being my gf too. OMG #AnonGFsSoWhite!
Dude... it's not like I'm turning down anyone. Or having anyone really.
>>29824890
She looks like the brainless retard.
>tfw arguing about gun control with some edgy arab communist on facebook at 2:23 AM in the morning
what the fuck am i doing with my life
>>29824866
Sauce on the pic pls?
>>29825004
zhang yuqi
>communist
>supports gun control
tell him he is just a fucking liberal
PASTE NOW
>>29824858
https://youtu.be/PsO6ZnUZI0g
>JUST
>capeshit whining
>Star Wars shit rumors
>cuckposting
>Star Wars shit whining
>Ghostbusters whining
>shitty show general
>shitty show that has a general not being made to use general
>nu-male
>capeshit company wars
>/r9k/
>screencap of RT score of blockbuster
>celeb said this on social media whining
>gender / race of cast whining
>interracial porn
>capekino
>"movies women will never udnerstand"
>SJW falseflagging
>waifu thread
>"Me on the left"
>/pol/
>pedo thread
>"is it kino?"
>Who will play [unrelated to film & television] in the inevitable biopic?
>eceleb trash
>[unrelated to film & television] black person doing anything
>JEWS
>walking down the street when you see these girls
>sitcom trash
>celebrity's personal lives drama
>persecution complex whining
>thinly veiled Trump shilling
>"What did [unrelated to film & television] mean by this?"
>WE WUZ
>unflattering pic of celebrity
>screencap + forced meme from shitty movie
>HOWEVER
>>29824858
If a study has low power = it is more difficult reject H0 = difficult to get results that are statistically significant.
"hi anon, do you wanna go swimming with us?"
"oh.. n-no? okay... i'll see you around then"
>>29824841
Just take a shower bro
tfw would rather have cancer than the acne and acne scars I have
>>29824841
Hey who the fuck took a picture of my back?
