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>brother upstairs with is faggot normie friends blasting shitty normie music.
>10 min ago they start smoking weed
>the smell is super strong
if this goes on for much longer i am calling the police
>>29822709
don't be a faggot anon go get a joint and hide in your room and get high just don't be a total dick to your family and they might like you more
>>29822709
CALL THE POLICE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE NORMIE EDGELORD WIZARD
DO IT
PUSSY
>>29822709
>i am calling the police
what will you do when they find all your illegal memes?
I have a question for suicidal people here. Would you want to be reincarnated as somebody you regard as ideal? Or do you hold the notion that no life is worth living and that happy people are just ignorant?
Being reincarnated sounds like hell to me. Forced to live over and over and over without any possibility of eternal rest.
I'll take nonexistence
I'm sure if normies can enjoy life by just existing and browsing facebook then there's definitely something wrong with my dopamine levels or something.
I stopped enjoying things like I used to years ago (before the chan), so I know what enjoying things feels like. Life just got so bland, so being reincarnated as a 9/10 flat chested jazzmaster playing qt with regular dopamine levels would be pretty cool.
tldr theres something wrong with me, theres a reason normies are named after the word normal
>>29822659
>Would you want to be reincarnated as somebody you regard as ideal?
YESS
It really wouldn't have to be ideal. In fact I'd take reincarnate as a completely random person (in the western world though please). That would very probably be great. i.e., reroll my character.
ITT we brag about our wives/girlfriends until robots kill themselves
>be teenager with 44yo gf who lets me call her mom
feelsgoodman
i dont care about your post at all, just wanted to point out that i thought that was a 2-headed girl from the thumbnail
>>29822613
>forty four years old
>>29822637
Kek, me too.
Also, filtered thread, bye
>7(SEVEN) inch length
>5(FIVE) inch girth
>>29822588
dicklet>pencil dick
6.5x6
Goal:
8x6.5
>>29822588
>have 5 girth
>don't know what it looks like but people always say they have the same or 5.5
help
Post your houses/yards robots. It'd be interesting to see where we all live.
Feel free to include a story about your house, how you ended up there, and some pros/cons if you like.
I live on what used to be a farm, it's pretty decent. Lots of space and no nearby faggot neighbors to talk to me or look in my windows and shit. I can take walks alone whenever I'd like and have total privacy.
Cons
-Yard maintenance
-Fucking Gunshots 24/7
-Neighbor has a cattle farm
-Fucking mosquitoes
Only namefagging for the thread
>>29822545
Bump
Too busy replying to trap threads faggots?
>>29822993
that wouldn't be worse than the truth
My old con was bad internet but now my internet is fine.
Is there anyone here who wants to be a marine?
I get a 5k enlistment bonus if I bring a friend.
You'll become a badass and fuck bitches and be a real man.
FUCKING COME ON I DON'T HAVE REAL FRIENDS AND I'D GREATLY APPRECIATE THIS
>>29822412
this thread pisses me off, I would be so in but I'm canadian with a criminal record
>>29822412
Dude, if you're anything like the average robot on here, you wouldn't last 5 mins. Marines are worked 14-16 hours a day, and you fucks barely leave your pc. Hell, passing the physical would be a feat for robots because you're either 300 pounds of fat, or a 120 pound skeleton.
Black lives matter white boy now get to worshipping my ass
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Very topical
>>29822390
mommy mommy im hungry feed me with your butt please
>>29822529
We didn't give you permission to speak whitey. Get your mouth on my ass
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
What are some comfy, cheap, and good looking men's boxer briefs I can wear while NEETing around the house? I'm thinking of these:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AZ4LT8W/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A32WXASX07ODUY
>boxer briefs
>comfy
Just get a pair of boxers
>>29822375
Why not just get panties OP? They are comfortable and soft, and make you feel girly and cute.
boxershit isn't comfy, go briefs or go home
Why are /pol/tards so cringy and angry?
>>29822269
niggerfaggot whore cuck. i bet you dont even neet fagtron. lol, im so witty
>>29822364
>tfw no gf
cmon i'm a nice guy
stupid fucking whores
>>29822269
You just get butthurt when you see people be so causal with your most treasured beliefs that professor Goldbergstein taught you, such as that white people are evil and non-whites are competent. If leftism is so correct, why can't it take a joke?
>staying late at work on Friday to finish something before I leave
>messaging bossman
>"Get out of here and enjoy your weekend, Anon! See you on Monday!"
>tfw you have to endure two whole days of sitting alone in your room before you can go back to work
>>29822251
Your boss said enjoy it. Have fun or you're fired.
>>29822289
Not possibIe.
>>29822251
>complaining about not working
You sure have some serious problems.
does anybody have Emma's facebook pics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeJHctDlLWw
>>29822238
Why don't you go to her face'book and get them?
>>29823135
it got privated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lKh8OoMPjU
Can someone please tell me they love me?
Love you, bud! Hope you have a good weekend
>>29822212
your'e really nice guy. lets just be friends, kay?
>>29822212
why do you want to be lied to?
I'm a time traveler from the year 2052.
I haven't been able to post in a while due to living conditions. I have recently moved further west in the Asia region and have found somewhere to call home for the time being.
Ask me anything.
Are you the last white on earth in 2052
>>29822204
Is gender illegal?
Is there a black market for pronouns?
Have you sucked your 36 year younger dick yet, or would that rip the time-space continuum?
>>29822218
No. What would make you think that?
>be me
>end of class
>get quiz results
>100%
>walking to my car with a bit of pep in my step
>get in car
>turn radio on
>cool hip hop song starts playing
>cool beat etc
>feel like hot shit
>start analyzing the lyrics of the song
>notice it's about one nights stands with cute foreign women or something
>reminded that I'm a hopeless ugly virgin
>immediately change channel to classical station
>Mozart
>autistic virgin Manlet
>finally, someone I can relate to
>mfw
You truly are a supreme gentleman
>>29822191
>he hasn't seen amadeus
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
>>29822191
>Mozart
>good music
Dude wrote fucking elevator music
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
You know what time it is robots.
Come and play any music you like, chat chill and hang.
All robots welcome and all music welcome
Uh
Said the man to the lady
Mmmmm
>>29822211
222 11
I like what I see..
captcha paris 42nd
>>29822211
I like that song
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
