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Aren't people supposed to actually remix images instead of spamming the same garbage every day on /r9k/?
How long before OP can age threads?
I know it's happened before
Testing this theory
>dad found my cum balloon
>uncle found the fart jar
>grandma found the cum canoe
>grandma found the taint twine
I'm planning to spend a lot of money on hookers next week
Im not virgin but had a very long dry spell
I thing i need that to put me back on track
How can i prepare to last longer?
Should i try anal? im not interrested but it could be fun
if im good looking can they accept french kisses?
Can you finger ass vagina? if you pay for the everithing included
Any other tips?
>>29820677
you have to let the hooker know what you expect and what she is not willing to do beforhand. alot of times theyre not cool with anything other than vaginal intercourse. they wont even let you finger them. so make sure you let her know right away what you expect so they dont try to bitch out on you when its time to fuck.
>>29820677
Why do you want to hire a hooker? You are falling into the Devil's hands.
Most hookers do not do anal sex or half the shit they claim to be into.
Black bro here. What is wrong with you white people on 4chan? You say nigger all the time and act like you hate blacks but won't stop posting pictures of black men fucking white women.
Are you tsundere for black men?
>>29820654
LOW QUALITY BAIT FAMPAI TRY BETTER NEXT TIME
>>29820654
The whites that post here have serious brain problems.
While minorities like you and I are ostracized by society, and find our way here due to that, the whites have no excuses, they caused all of the problems in their lives and are looking for a scapegoat
>3 posts in
>no BBC
>tfw you will never experience a friendship like this
Where were you guys when I went to highschool?
I don't know when you went to high school
they probably had sex as well
>>29820644
What movie is that from? Is looks pretty good.
>nofap causing oneitis
>get drunk
>still have oneitis
ONE DISTRACTION PLEASE
NO EXERCISING
NO PORN
>>29820611
Look within your heart, inside you'll find the answers
>>29820611
>nofap causing oneitis
>fap to a different chick almost every day
>no oneitis
fapping is patrician
Lets have a insecam thread
> Go to http://www.insecam.org/
>Dig through cameras, filtering by country, city, ect.
>Find crazy shit and post url
>Bonus points: find a cam near you and go do something with other robots watching
You will never be forgotten helmetbro
Wtf is this one?
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/327677/
>>29820742
she's kinda fat
So robots, let's say for the sake of this post you kidnap Hillary Clinton. What is the first thing you do?
Let's get revenge
>hold up cigar and wiggle it
>>29820599
Ask her to tell me cool stories about elephants.
>>29820599
Lick her vagina and be her sex slave
Is it really better to continue living an absolute miserable life and then die of old age, or just cut to the chase and end it early? At nearly 26 my life is beyond salvageable. Every year it gets even worse. I don't even think I'm afraid to die anymore. Whatever is on the other side we all find out sooner or later. Why wait? Its like this stand up comedian once said, if you're 30 minutes into a movie and it sucks why not just turn it off?
>>29820577
I'm pretty sure most robots here (me included) plan on ending our own lives. I'm looking around the 30s-40s mark depending how how the next few years go.
>>29820577
what exactly makes your life be beyound salvagable?
>>29820615
Fuck waiting that long, I might make it to 30.
It is truly fucked up that girls can fuck and have fun whenever they want and I can't even get a fucking text back.
I've gotten so old, and the rage within me can destroy planets. It's just not fair
If you were born with Chad genes you'd be fucking and having fun too.
>>29820552
i'm sorry, anon. can i make you feel better somehow?
>>29820552
>it's not fair!!!
Nothing in life is fair
Nothing is fair at all
Never will be never has been
If you had the option of losing your virginity or saving a random woman's life, which would you pick?
Virgin's only.
saving another life, because I don't make a big deal out of being a virgin
>>29820538
Can I pick neither?
>switch places with woman
>die
>new text message
>it's from Mom
>>29820476
>even mom doesn't text me
>cute girl from a club at school gives me her number because we're going to have the same class in the fall
Mom is my gf though
>hop inside anon, we're going for a walk ;)
What do u do
>>29820457
I'm intrigued wondering how big could her house possibly be if she can take walks in it.
I'm 5'10 so I'd hop in and comment on how roomy it is
>>29820457
Call the local funny farm.
If you can be kind, considerate, and complimentary for 50 posts, I will show you anything you want to see
Let's see how you do
Go eat a bag of dicks.
>>29820513
:( That's not nice
Ok, let's try this again. I'll give you once more chance.
20 posts of niceness from here on and you get to see anything you wan
Hang yourself you worthless sack of human garbage
>be me, 19 M USA
>meet 18 f Poland
>am going there on a business trip there in 2016
>talk for a year
>meet her, we're a year older at this point
>she is perfect, everything goes wonderfully
>end up taking her virginity that night
>tell her we should get married
>she agrees
>I fly back to USA
>I love her, my heart is with her
>my mother randomly asks me to sell an engagement ring for her on eBay
>buy it myself
>tell my parents about her, they are shocked but I have their approval
>I'm so happy
>I book return flight to see her in a month, paid with debit card (I lost my wallet and it's all I had)
>weeks pass
>I discover she wasn't a virgin
>lost her virginity 2 weeks before I met her to a random man from tinder
>blew a random guy another 7 days before that
>after we met, she continued talking to these men and to MANY others from omegle who she is their BDSM slave
>she does the grossest shit you wouldn't believe
>I try to cancel my plane ticket
>no refunds
>can't dispute due to debit card
>stuck with this ticket
>I keep finding out about gross stuff she's done
>she promises she's now cut ties with everyone
>didn't meet anyone in person after we met
>I had a tonsillectomy 4 days before my flight
>my throat bleeds several times due to yelling at her over voice calls
>decide what the fuck, I can't get my money back, and I can't work due to my throat
>fly to see her
>the first day is me getting mad at her and on the verge of tears, she just takes it all like a defenseless child
>she lets me search her phone, nothing
>she searches mine after a couple days
>I decide that it's better to be nice and not bring up guys over my week long visit. We're having regular sex anyway
>she takes photos of us
>posts them on Facebook
>adds us as in a relationship
>asks me to accept it
>how do I say no? It will ruin the week
>accept it
>all of my family/friends sees, likes the post
>now chances with other prospective girls are ruined
>stuck here in Poland, fuck my life
>this is her
Do you still lovet her? Does she want children?
Reading this story, I think you're the pollack
Give up on love with her or any woman. Use her as she so obviously desires.
