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Are you a tortoise, or a hare, /r9k/?
Which one gets more pussy?
>>29818627
The hare. Because stacies find them cute.
>>29818615
Humano
Be me.
Take a spot in coffee shop and get comfy. Alone. A bit mopey. See a normal looking dude across the room and say to myself, he's a loser like me. Life's not too bad.
In walks his girlfriend and proceed to stay grumpy. No girlfriend. No one to share my thoughts with. No one to touch. Wondering when it all went wrong.
>>29818580
ur a faggit op kill yourself.
I'll never understand how people can't find gfs.
You must be the rotten apple on the ground of an orchard.
>>29818580
maybe you should try not to look mopey.
>tfw ure dirbk af in normie party
>>29818523
Kys, post pics
Im too drumk to post mire
No one dances wuth me
If you could magically transform yourself into a cute little girl, would you? Pic related I would become crispy chan.
>>29818482
Hell yes I would in a heartbeat. I would also want to be her. I would spend all day trying on cute outfits and costumes and showing off myself in front of the mirror admiring myself. I want to feel what its like to be loved and obsessed over by people.
YES! And i wouldn't fuck anyone. And i would laugh at every men that throw themselves at me. And i would be called a feminazi, a dyke, a libtard, a roastie.
But you know what? i would still be talked about, i would still be known in my community. Which is far better than my current situation.
>beautiful female body
>male brain
this is literally the perfect set up in the modern world
>black man Iook at my wife, let me watch you breed her
I read this to the tune of Neil Young's "Old Man".
Let me watch from a window in the rain I beg you please
Delete this. Neil's never been cucked.
>24 never had a drivers license or gf
>>29818477
you can always do it ;) Im 20 and I trying to have my drivers license this year
>>29818477
>giving jews money to recieve a paper where it says you can drive a car
>literally all you need to know is gear, brake and gas
Driving a car is not harder than driving a bike but I will never give jews thousands of dollars for a plastic card that says I can drive a car. Fuck that shit.
>>29818673
>falling for the jews meme
>not significantly increasing your standard of living by getting a drivers license.
List things you think you will never
I don't think I will ever
>Have a group of close friends
>Have a significant other
>Have a high paying job that I enjoy
>Be able to afford a house or any property in the city I grew up in
>Accomplish anything I'd genuinely be proud of
>You will never be Ghenghis Khan and have 16 million children
>>29818416
I will never
>have sex
>feel romantic love
>raise a family
>not feel alone
Never get a job, part-time or otherwise.
Never have a friend who would hang out with me more than one occasion.
Never have a girl hang out with me without having paid her first.
Never have a stable living situation due to low income and no emergency funds.
>Be me lonely guy
>Force myself to go out to a drinking event
>Finally meet a girl, super cute
>She seems really into me
>I get invited out a few times with her and her girlfriends
>I'm so happy to finally have a 'girlfriend' that I pay for everything, take her out to fancy dinners, you name it
>We've been out a few times now, still haven't done anything apart from kiss even though she's literally passed out in the same bed as me three times
>This time I'm so annoyed and confused I decide to grab her phone and type in the password that I saw her type
>She has loads of pictures of her with other guys
>She has loads of messages sending the same kiss emoji that she sends me to other guys
>She has posted my face on instagram (which i dont have) with her to make other guys jealous (the other guys even mention this in messages to her)
>They're all ripped chads
>I'm sat here whilst she's passed out on my bed feeling like my heart's bleeding
>I thought she didn't want to fuck because she was pure... it's just because she's got a boyfriend already
The worst part
>She talks about all the wild sex she's having with her boyfriend to him
>I saw a nude that one of the boyfriends sent
>He's a few inches bigger than me
>tfw
Women are a meme, you fell for it
Did you talk to her about it?
If you didnt, dont be a beta and confront the bitch on your next meeting.
Ask her to explain why is she such a fucking whore and tell her to fuck off.
>>29818454
I will when she wakes up, I can't sleep.
I wish i had self esteem.
How can one person be able to ton look down when walking past people?
>>29818366
nice dubs OP, wish I knew how to help
kek bless youit would be more proper to say "I wish I had good self esteem desu sorry 4 autism
>>29818366
Sunglasses, sunglasses 24/7.
Gotta go full edgelord and think of a way to seem them as inferior
Can you redpill me on TheRedPill ?
>>29818349
>>29818349
autistic teenagers took their first polisci class and found out about those dastardly jews
they think they've discovered something new and have to tell the world about the conspiracy that no else sees except them
>>29818434
I'm not talking about the /pol/ redpill, im talking about the relationships redpill.
>>29818434
why is there always some retard that feels the need to shame on people that are trying to share some true knowledge?
you don't even know what OP is talking about, but you just HAVE to talk out of your ass about it
maybe you should start visiting the place so you could learn a thing or two in your stupid ass ignorant life
How common is cheating among women in relationships?
Have you ever been with a woman who was in a relationship? Did you know her boyfriend?
9/10 cases anon. Yhere's no hope in the modern era.
>>29818344
I've made out with 3 girls who admitted they had BFs after the fact. I got up and just left each time.
>>29818344
Uncommon
I've been with a couple married women, but all over forty and I suspect their husbands knew about it. People get really freaky when they get older and in committed relationships.
Just don't date trash.
Post your top 7 bands /r9k/
>>29818308
1. KMFDM
2. Rammstein
3. Nahko and Medicine for the People
4. Nine Inch Nails
5. Jedi Mind Tricks
6. Sublime
7. Flogging Molly
1. SOAD
2. Harvey Danger
3. Sublime
4. Marcy Playground
5. Groundswell (prev. 3DG)
6. PASO
Iron Maiden
Electric Wizard
Rush
Stupid Faggot Mouse Fucking Dies
>be me
>19 years ago
>still remember the date
>August 13, 1997
>live in the south so lots of guns
>be in park one day
>fuck yeah going on the swings.jpg
>some dude comes in
>has a gun
>shoots my friend
>rats pile up on his body
>what in the fuck
>he's dead
>oh my god
>scream at him
>he points his gun at me
>run home
>never come back
>a few weeks after that park closes
>20 years later
>it reopens
>decide to go there to relive some childhood memories of almost being killed
>goin' on down to south park
>gonna have myself a time
Kill yourself senpai
Orange juice
nice try to be funny OP, but not today.
I don't think anyone considers Colorado part of Dixie. I always lump in in with southwest, like California and other libshit noguns.
>tfw no chubby speedrunner gf with low enough standards to love you
Is their a certain person your referencing ?
>>29818288
SGDQ just had a Mega Man X2 run where the runner was really stickly and nerdy. His gf was in the back seat commentating.
>>29818342
that pasty ass faggot has a thicc GF like edobean? fuck me, man.
Do U think males raised by feminist women are more like likely to have mental problems, low self esteem, perma virgin, social anxiety. because how can a feminist women truly love her son i believe she probably subconsciously hates him for being a white male. WHAT are ur thoughts
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
>>29818237
> Implying feminist women will have children ever.
They will all cut their ovarium channels(or wtvr they're called in english) and fuck like rabbits until they'r old and ugly OP.
Or...They will become corrupt CEO's or corrupt politicians like men do.
>>29818237
I'm from portland and know some guys raised by lesbian radical feminists who adopted.
These males turn out weird, but in my anecdotal experience it can go one of two ways.
1) while not good looking, has little grasp on male bonding, and doesn't understand how normal people think due to exposure to radical leftist thought early in life, they still cultivate tons of bros and qts by being extremely confident. Like so fucking weird that they don't even know they're weird. And it's fun for people to be around. They do creative shit you haven't thought of all the time, everyone around them kind of focuses on them and their ideas, basically they develop a fuckton of charisma rooted in a total lack of self awareness.
2) They encounter the real world and spend all of their time trying to reconcile their strange upbringing with it, leading to crippling self awareness. With these guys they get depressed, have relationships with odd women, often have strained relationships with their family and few if any friends.
And for as small a group of people as radical feminists are, I think the rule of individual differences mattering a ton here still applies. Maybe they're radical feminists who also let their kid play baseball and sports, or who allow a certain degree of freedom other kids don't have, or who clue the kid into adult facts about the world earlier than his peers. Or maybe they take out their manhating on him, emotionally abuse him, and try to get him to not express himself as a male even though their whole identity is about expressing themselves as females.
Pure anecdotal evidence here, only based on like five people I know.
