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at what point exactly did the internet die?
>>29816053
when all the people could acess it with phones
>>29816053
That picture is bad and they should feel bad
>>29816053
Roughly around the same time movies, vidya and TV all went to shit.
I'd say a bit after when smartphones came into existence.
So I just got cheated on and dumped by my girlfriend of 2 years. Lost my virginity to her and thought she would stay mine and never find someone else. I guess I was wrong. I need a friend rn any of you guys help?
>pic related
I don't know how to feel.
I'm sorry bro. Did she cheat on you with a random faggot or someone you know? Anyways she is a complete fucking twat and a good riddance.
Kill yourself you raging faggot.
Nobody likes you.
You probably deserved it autismboi
DROP OUT OF LIFEEEE WITH BONG IN HAAAANDD
the real question is: can you do a backflip with a bong in your hand?
p.s. you're a faggot
>tfw can't do this because weed and rent cost money
>>29816034
How about you try reaI drugs, bitch faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWYC0tIyYOE
Hi guys.
Some of my friends at school made a youtube channel. You should check it out!
(I know this is 4chan, but please be respectful)
Wow. Nice video dude. Keep it up. I reckomend it to all my friends.
This is a really good video. I will make sure to leave a like!
>>29816030
let me level with you, i did shit like this and you will fucking regret it, people will take the piss out of you and never forget, they will talk about you behind your back and you will cringe at it late at night.
unless this is bait in which case great channel, i upvoted.
>tfw Chad beats robots at their own game
>>29816010
>tfw when no replies after 25 mins
I want to see something happen in this thread
therefore bump
>>29816568
Where is all the fun?
>overprotective parents did not let me go outside when i was a teenager because 'muh gipsies' 'muh cars'
>now im 18yo and they are angry because im a neet without social skills
also im a virgin kissless
>>29815997
Stop making ths thread you faggot
>>29815997
> tfw you turn 23 and you can't go back to being NEET because your safety net is gone
> tfw you thought it would be worse but its not because you can still be a shut in after work
> tfw I did think I'd be motivated to take on the world but I really just want to watch youtube videos and nap even harder
>>29816334
Another day another happening
Stop praising Elliot Rodger on this fucking board robots okay you people consider a fake killer to be your hero Isla Vista did not happen it was all staged Elliot is actor nobody died fuck off /r9k/ if you want to worship a killer worship a real one not a fake one who was out to take away your gun rights fucking retards.
>>29815976
>Fake
His birth certificate will be posted in the next few days
>>29816253
Its very easy to fake one of those now watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL-Widy8K34
>>29816300
>Its very easy to fake one of those
How? Do you want me to put a timestamp because I have the certificate right here
dont kill urslef todaey
it gits beter
>>29815914
Thanks m8. I will be original.
Thank you mentally impaired frog.
>>29815914
what if I'm still at an all time low in another year, great mentally impaired freg?
>plays multiplayer games
>thinks he is a robot
normies get out
>>29815905
Literally everyone plays online you dumbfuck, stop trying to be a special snowflake.
>>29815905
You're stupid you should exit bag
>>29815926
found the normiefah
ITT: weird and interesting conversations you've had with crushes/partners/exes.
>picture not related
the weirdest and most interesting conversation I've had with a crush was when I accidentally told her I love her in a long drawn-out way that still makes me cringe
>>29815847
When I tried to explain her 4Chan at 1 a.m on skype
When she told me about how cool she thought Charles Manson was
Left or right? Who's cuter?
>>29815843
Left has better hair right has better face.
right without a doubt, not even a question
>>29815843
Dos it matter anyway ?
Chances of them acknowledging my existence are close to zero.
Maybe if I had seizure they would call 112 for me but thats how far they would go.
Doesnt matter which I find cuter.
,>tfw gay
Who else free from roastie here?
May I suck on your balls of steel?
>>29815841
Do you have a nice ass? My answer hinges on this.
>>29815816
nope, you still got twinks/femboys.
the gay equivalent i guess
Are girls really as promiscuous as they seem?
>>29815796
sauce me tho
ye
it seems surreal because you're so detached from it but normies have sex all the time
young women often have sex many times per week, and if they're single, with different men
>>29815839
I can confirm. I'm a young woman who has sex many times a week with different men. I'm not single though. Oh and the men have to be black.
I just want a brown gf
FUCK
Same here desu senpai I want that chocolate
I need it NOW
ORIGINAL
>>29815781
I can only fap to POV porn now
>Go to check out book from public library that I was really excited to read
>Get home
>Get in bed and start to read it
>Within the first 10 pages I get sleepy
>Fall asleep
>Repeat
WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?
>>29815758
>fall asleep within 10 pages
Wish I could too. I either listen to something and lie in bed for an hour until I fall asleep then sleep like shit. Or I try to sleep without my earphones and roll around in bed for hours with my thoughts.
>>29815865
That's not the point I'm getting at, I'm pissed because I want to read books and I can't because I fall asleep within 10 pages. Even if the story if interesting it still puts me to sleep, it's like I'm incapable of reading books and it pisses me off.
>>29815894
How about not reading in bed?
